104 Ways To Break The Ice

kp800 · 2012-02-16T15:55:04+00:00

The biggest thing I took out of that was 99% is just showing up, the rest will come

cpcallen · 2012-02-16T13:56:42+00:00

This is totally awesome. Thanks for sharing it. It makes me happy just to think about all those happy people.

dm42 · 2012-02-16T22:29:21+00:00

So many people are missing the point of this, the point is not that the openers are good, but that they all worked, and are therefore better than doing nothing.

unoriginalsin · 2012-02-16T16:40:55+00:00

I agree with the point, that it almost doesn't matter what you say first, as long as you're not lacking confidence or too enthusiastic (creepy).

That said, most of these are fucking retarded.

"Do you know someone who can sell me ecstasy?" I'm going to tell you, if you're approaching a girl who does not look like she does ecstasy or knows someone who has some, it does not matter how cheeky you say this--it won't pan out, 95% of the time.

warpcowboy · 2012-02-17T04:30:15+00:00

Why is everyone commenting that these are terrible openers!? They are obviously terrible, that's not the point! The point is that despite just how groin-achingly and vagina-dryingly bad all of these lines are, they are still fathoms better than doing nothing.

theubernoob · 2012-02-16T23:45:55+00:00

First one of these I've read where all the shit they say isn't retarded. I mean, it may sound retarded, but it's the stuff that actually works. It seems like everything else I've read has been about some bullshit like sincerely compliment her eyes and then tell her your life story. Fuck no, you go up, say something stupid, analyze her reaction and quickly and wittily respond. You would think more people would have figured this shit out already, maybe the stuff I'm talking about was written by women, I dunno.

/firstdaywithouttobaccorant

Robotra · 2012-02-16T19:39:37+00:00

"I like your beard"

I am going tp use this.

2012-02-16T21:15:11+00:00

You need 22s on that bitch.

Fuck. Yes.

Xeno505 · 2012-02-16T15:37:15+00:00

The philosophy is good, the openers not so much - they're either too tryhard, too court jester, or straight up dumb.

CuilRunnings · 2012-02-16T21:01:53+00:00

How much does a polar bear weigh?

unoriginalsin · 2012-02-16T17:30:36+00:00

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totalradass · 2012-02-16T18:35:58+00:00

What ice?

Level_75_Zapdos · 2012-02-16T20:40:49+00:00

Reminds me of this.

2012-02-16T20:49:59+00:00

Yeah, no, that girl’s not my girlfriend or anything.

That's fricking genius!

RarneyBubble · 2012-02-16T21:35:56+00:00

I lost it at 58.

MattsFace · 2012-02-16T22:14:19+00:00

God i'm such a pansy

ddxxdd · 2012-02-16T23:22:12+00:00

Tyler Durden onced used this line: "My mom uses facebook, but I don't". Now THAT'S a conversation starter.

benmarvin · 2012-02-17T06:09:45+00:00

AKA 104 good openers if you can follow through.

jejejeje16 · 2012-02-17T06:11:13+00:00

"So, last night, inspired by your conversation that I was kind of eavesdropping on yesterday, I watched probably the most scarring movie I’ve seen in like a year, and I entirely blame you. Do you know Lars von Trier?"

HA!

jewdai · 2012-02-16T18:53:10+00:00

Correction: 104 terrible ways to break the ice.

thesorrow312 · 2012-02-17T02:30:35+00:00

24 "I like your beard."

What?

78 - A/S/L?

Seriously?

81 - Do you wanna touch tums?

GTFO

Title	104 Ways To Break The Ice
Author	meemoza
Upvotes	299
Comments	83
Date	February 16, 2012 1:08 PM UTC (14 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/seduction
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