Approaching a legitimate 10.

igacek · 2014-03-12T17:04:02+00:00

ITT: people not realizing this is a parody of the other "10 girl" post that's pretty high up right now.

I lol'd though.

CoCaptainJack · 2014-03-12T16:14:20+00:00

Lol dat parody

docshay · 2014-03-12T17:20:31+00:00

Hilarious. You should get into satire fiction.

ifyourheadexplodes · 2014-03-12T19:44:41+00:00

How does no one here understand satire? That this isn't real, and it's mocking the other "10" post, and how the other guy was lying through his fucking teeth.

Spore2012 · 2014-03-12T20:30:35+00:00

'Fucked the living shit out of her' is now code in any story for bogus tale.

ahpla_os · 2014-03-12T20:45:10+00:00

This is truly inspiring and immensely helpful. You're a pure alpha. I'm straight, but I'd suck your dick just to show how much I respect your awesomeness. Way to go, man. I remember what my grandfather used to say: "Girls already have a pussy, they don't need another one."

Kay1000RR · 2014-03-12T20:33:33+00:00

This was fucking brilliant.

MrLadyfingers · 2014-03-12T21:31:45+00:00

I have self esteem problems. Can you post a picture of yourself?

otivito · 2014-03-13T01:48:46+00:00

I was like " fucked the living shit"? Is this that same dude? Lol nice.

ahpla_os · 2014-03-13T02:50:23+00:00

Perhaps Ive been doing this shit wrong for years. I got into this as a freshman. Im a senior now. What line did you use as your opener and how did you transition? Ive been going direct for years and it's been making them uneasy. - "I wanted to talk to you because you are pretty. Hi" or going super indirect -> random girl in street "Hey are you from Korea?" "Yes why?" (dont want to admit why so I say:) "Oh I love Korea blah blah" -> all end with girls flaking or saying they "have to go". Please walk me through the entire process. Im begging you. I am not like you where it's all natural. I would not know what to do if she was in my dorm.

edit: FK ITS FAKE

Throwcore · 2014-03-12T16:26:41+00:00

This sounds exactly like the other post....

covertwalrus · 2014-03-12T21:55:56+00:00

Beautiful.

This really eases the sting of knowing that Penthouse Letters: Douchebag Edition is still on the front page of this subreddit.

Tremaparagon · 2014-03-13T02:45:28+00:00

Did you tip your le fedora at her?

V4refugee · 2014-03-13T02:51:40+00:00

I approached a 10, asked her for her number and got rejected in front of my friends. It helped relieve my approach anxiety since I knew it was a long shot anyways. My friends were like no way you just asked her for her number. Other girls were looking at me as if they wanted to be approached too. I ended up talking to some other girls.

Soriphen · 2014-03-13T04:42:53+00:00

I fucked the living shit out of her.

Had to double-take after reading this...

throwawaynodos · 2014-03-12T20:09:26+00:00

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Wiskie · 2014-03-13T02:24:49+00:00

Why was her shit living, and how did you fuck it out?

werarfsfe · 2014-03-13T01:19:13+00:00

I wasn't expecting you to fuck the shit out of her. good shit nigga...

dragoncloud64 · 2014-03-13T01:27:53+00:00

I was browsing reddit

I said hi as I tipped my fedora

ThePutana · 2014-03-12T16:10:07+00:00

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Baghdadification · 2014-03-12T19:04:40+00:00

Welcome, fellow engineer. As someone finishing up his masters degree in Mechatronics, I can assure you the following.

There are no 10s in engineering. Period. I don't care which uni, or campus, or college, or planet you attend. There. Are. No. 10s. In. Engineering.

What there is, however, is a distorted reality of girls being hotter than they are because they are in "short supply". A girl you find mildly attractive while at a bar is an automatic 10 in engineering school.

To everyone else who isn't in engineering, something similar happens with women in gyms.

No. 10s. In. Engineering. Ever.

TofuBurita · 2014-03-12T23:50:42+00:00

Do you go to Kettering?

elchoma90 · 2014-03-12T18:05:23+00:00

Yeah so what's the point of this post you just want us to clap or what? How bout next time you contribute something and post the details? Or is this an attempt at satire?

scouse_till_idie · 2014-03-12T16:15:17+00:00

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solero85 · 2014-03-12T19:54:44+00:00

get some standards. a 10 is a girl who is PERFECT to the toe. a girl you need to search a lifetime to even maybe SEE one only. u tell me there are a couple of 10s in engineering school - u clearly have no clue what a true 10 means. its the unicorn.

markrulesallnow · 2014-03-13T00:45:06+00:00

/r/thatHappened

scouse_till_idie · 2014-03-12T18:31:57+00:00

really inspiring story, people say you can't get a 10 but anyone can get a 10 if you BELIEVE - read Brian Greene's art of seduction, it will change your life, im with a 10 every other night and i don't have a job or much money atm, but i have a suit and confidence, im the hero of my own story and i story has girls in it, go get um fellas

Zack_Fair_ · 2014-03-12T16:08:51+00:00

wow , surreal . then again, i know engineering students... good job being the exception and having balls.

still can't believe a 10 would be sitting alone for 20 minutes :0

2014-03-12T19:18:09+00:00

Way to go dude

Title	Approaching a legitimate 10.
Author	ahpla_os
Upvotes	297
Comments	87
Date	March 12, 2014 3:45 PM UTC (12 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/seduction
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