THIS is how you seduce a woman.

Bout_It_Bout_It · 2011-12-31T09:54:09+00:00

He is smooth but he has too many advantages really.

thebrokendoctor · 2011-12-31T07:01:41+00:00

The teddy bear part killed me, especially when he kicked it up and caught it one handed.

Fatal85 · 2011-12-31T08:26:45+00:00

Not what I expected but very funny.

LazlikesAlly · 2011-12-31T15:51:27+00:00

I like how his witty humor attracts her (even though at times she seems to be even able able to comprehend the awesomeness of his jokes) like a magnet - it was just an inevitable thing that would happen as soon as he began speaking. He's a slow speaker, slow mover, and looks at her right in the eye when he speaks.

BringTheStealth · 2011-12-31T16:00:38+00:00

Just read the scene you bitch...

FrontalPR · 2011-12-31T09:51:03+00:00

if you didn't know, its staged.

Birdoftruth · 2011-12-31T09:34:42+00:00

Smooth as a motherfucker.

magicarpetride · 2011-12-31T10:54:20+00:00

The golden rule: If you can make her genuinely laugh, you can F her.

And yeah, Kassem is my favorite comedian (even out of the professionals). Hes on a next level of sarcasm.

solero85 · 2011-12-31T10:33:29+00:00

funny. i exactly thought the same thing last night when i watched it

watched all of his other episodes. pretty funny / balled

2011-12-31T15:27:54+00:00

Over time, you grow more interested in the "why" than the "how".

ATLien325 · 2011-12-31T16:52:34+00:00

What was the pornstar's name? I'm going to masturbate to some of her porn. Thank you gentlemen.

2011-12-31T06:29:27+00:00

I lolled

StuffAndWords · 2011-12-31T20:16:53+00:00

I'm still waiting for the uncensored version since yesterday.

scottyah · 2011-12-31T20:14:43+00:00

He seemed like a jerk the whole time to me, I honestly don't think he left her better than he found her. All his jokes were at her expense and she was just looking for acceptance from him IMO.

EXIT_SUCCESS · 2011-12-31T17:29:50+00:00

Holy shit I am laughing too hard to get any educational value out of this. Awesome.

azzkicker · 2011-12-31T18:31:20+00:00

What are some other funny Kassem clips? This is the first Ive seen of him

espanabarca · 2011-12-31T19:06:00+00:00

It's amazing how many of his jokes fly right past her head.

Jyggalag · 2011-12-31T19:08:49+00:00

That was bloody awesome!

recoil669 · 2011-12-31T21:47:01+00:00

Are you kidding me, she's a fucking porn star...

THEMACGOD · 2011-12-31T21:52:27+00:00

Well, then... I've just been doing it wrong!

iaba111 · 2011-12-31T22:38:56+00:00

It's not staged, he said so himself! see

mikeon314 · 2012-01-01T02:08:48+00:00

What do you think of his move in this video at 50 seconds mark. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CC7-o9ruvP4#t=50s

emit_ · 2011-12-31T10:14:31+00:00

KASSEM G! His whole series is enlightening.

LuperFlipino · 2011-12-31T09:38:28+00:00

U mean seduce a whore? Sorry but Asa is one freaky bitch!

YouStayGoldenPonyBoy · 2012-01-01T17:39:18+00:00

I think you look like shang tsung from mortal kombat.

testmypatience · 2011-12-31T17:29:36+00:00

So... fuck with girls. I really enjoy that my personal hobby is how you seduce women

Leelluu · 2011-12-31T15:45:15+00:00

That dude is massively creepy but he has a very soothing voice.

demonshalo · 2011-12-31T09:50:59+00:00

I FUCKING LOVE KASSEM G!

People always compare my humor to his... And I freaking love it!

2011-12-31T12:29:03+00:00

What "woman"? Where?

Sypher03 · 2011-12-31T19:19:37+00:00

I kicked that bitches teddy bear, Bitches love abused teddy bears.

Title	THIS is how you seduce a woman.
Author	spazz911
Upvotes	203
Comments	73
Date	December 31, 2011 6:17 AM UTC (14 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/seduction
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