how to master sh***t tests which you can hardly win?

MaleficentProblem781 · 2025-01-27T10:02:45+00:00

Simple - “I’m into beautiful women.” (While giving a smile) Is all you need to say.

A1Horizon · 2025-01-27T08:16:21+00:00

The point of shit tests is an attempt to weed out who you are as a person. Why not instead of trying to give the correct answer give the honest one? Just say yeah and see what happens.

Hooosreddit · 2025-01-27T09:01:57+00:00

There is two counters to all shit tests

Intent and attitude.

To a question if you are into whatever there are so many good answers depending on who you are.

My answer would be in the goal of my conversation: being playful and interested

Mine would be probably along the lines of, „im into you a little“ smile „is this a thing really? types?“ pause „actually I don’t have a certain type I’m into, so I’m wondering. Is this a thing? You only date sweet Canadians or something?“

I think it’s a shallow question to ask on her part so I’d let her know about that.

There are other answers depending on who you are.

There are shit tests and shit tests. Some are just banter while others say a lot about the person doing them.

It also depends a lot on why you are talking to the person anyways. I don’t take shit from anyone but I’m also not aggressive about that. I’m just not interested in conversing with people of a certain character

hunterpua · 2025-01-27T09:37:14+00:00

"Depends. What do you like to do for fun?"

It doesn't have to be that question, it can be any question that makes her feel within the context of the sentence that you're getting her to prove herself to you.

That flips the script on them and puts you in the position to judge them based on their response.

Wing_Inevitable · 2025-01-27T08:34:13+00:00

1 Ignore it - 😱😱😱

Rule #something of game - ignore anything that doesn’t help you.

Just change the subject.

2 respond from your frame.

“Is that your pickup line” in this case.

It could be “cocky shit” it could be “You want my penis” - anything

3 Make a joke out of it

Yes/no and …. (Make it absurd)

———

I’m going to explain this as simply as possible : A frame is a way you view the world.

You view the world that way.

Let’s use the “Prize frame” as an example:

She says :” Is that you pick up line?”

From your view - what would you say.? “You wish” - not the greatest, but good enough.

It is like a mental filter - in the simplest of terms. You filter what she said into what you want her to say.

There are literary 2 ways you can fuck them up:

1 respond in her frame (and not make a joke out of it)

2 react.

Now onto bulling :

The tag of “no beginner” when you ask beginner questions will never not be funny.

how to master sh***t tests which you can hardly win?

Easy. Decide that you are the greatest thing since sliced bread and act accordingly.

I think I have a long way to go the get a perfect frame.

So you are a long way from believing you are “cool” or whatever you think that world view is.

Was approaching a asian girl for the first time and she used the race card and asked me if I am into asian girls lol.

Cool. So …

That is a tough question where every answer is potentially wrong.

No. No they ain’t. Most answers are correct.

You could even - just ignore it.

“Cute” and change the subject.

So I was cought of guard.

I think you are overcomplicating what this thing is supposed to be.

You do realise that Frat boys - use frames. It can’t be that complicated

Also you reacted. Congrats you failed.

Every answer of this question can seen as cringy.

I proved you wrong.

Saying yes might be the wrong answer and the second answer not really I am just into you can be seen as cringy as well.

Sure - cuz that is in her frame.

I said I have not thought about it yet.

Again in her frame.

As you can hear I am not from America and in my country we do not have many asian women I could talk too.

OMG. You have 2 rules. How do you f- it up so bad

In the end it was not a total embarrasment but the question killed my frame.

Woohooo reacting

I answered your question in the beginning. The thing that flabbergast me - is that you think a compleat noob can’t explain it to you - WHEN THIS EXACT THING is one of the first things you learn ?

Wean1eHu11 · 2025-01-27T10:19:19+00:00

The classic response for a shit test is agree and amplify. As you get better at them you get a feel for how to reply to them, for “do you like Asian girls?” I’d look her in the eyes and say in a confident but casual way “yeah I do” and then continue on. You agreed by yes, and in this case you amplified the energy, rather than the line which is typically what you do, by implying you find her attractive.

Personally I think shit tests are like the Shrodingers Cat of seduction; they only really exist if you go looking for them and then fail them. You fail by making an obvious show of some type of emotion negative to the scenario. If you think of them as less of a thing, you’re less likely to react to them. It’s certainly good to know how to react to them but not that many women plan shit tests like an old school PUA plans routines, and the ones who do are best avoided unless you want to be constantly watching your back for relationship tests

EetinAintCheetin · 2025-01-27T10:35:55+00:00

You could go a couple of different ways with this. You could say:

“That’s a weird thing to say, and kind of presumptuous, as if I a white guy can only be attracted to someone because of a racial fetish. Don’t often go around and judge people like that?.”

This will put her on the spot and turn the tables on her.

The other way is to say:

“Actually, quite the opposite. I find Asian women are into me and often fetishize me. Do you know how difficult it is to be constantly treated like a piece of meat? Just living your life, having fun and then…bam…get treated like the hot white guy, just because I’m white and European. No idea why they always make it about my race, I mean, Austrians are kind of super sexy, but it’s kind of exhausting.”

This is just a more humorous way to turn the tables on her.

Another one you can do is:

“Well, I’ve never heard THAT pickup line before! Is this what you say to all the hit guys?”

l1ght- · 2025-01-27T14:42:31+00:00

You’re overthinking it and desperately trying to avoid “making a mistake”.

There’s no perfect answer for pretty much anything in life.

I don’t see “are you into Asian girls” as a shit-test, just be honest - or tease a little.

“Yep”

“No, not usually”

“Only when they’re x”

None of these are going to blow her mind. It’s just you being a normal human who doesn’t care about their reaction to the largest extent.

originalgainster · 2025-01-27T15:11:43+00:00

There are 3 ways of passing a shit test. 1. Ignore. E.g. say "sure" and continue the convo or open new topic. 2. Agree and exaggrate. E.g. "Oh, I'm so into Asian girls. I listen to BTS 24/7 and just passed my B2-level Korean test." 3. Misinterpret the question. Interpret it as if she is asking if you are into her and she might be worried if you aren't. "Asian girls, hmm, maybe... I guess it depends how interesting you are"

razama · 2025-01-27T18:08:18+00:00

Your answer isn’t the issue, it’s that you have self doubt and all this stuff going on it your head about it.

Literally, you could have said your second paragraph verbatim with the right delivery and body language.

You need to accept you’ll be seen as cringy. If being cringy here or there was a death sentence, nobody would ever be successful. You just have to be authentic and keep rolling to stay in frame.

MineDesperate2920 · 2025-01-27T18:46:12+00:00

Less is usually more with strong frames. So a quick laugh almost as if it doesn’t even affect you etc. she’s testing your frame to see how strong it is so you just have to hold it and stay strong

slaphappypap · 2025-01-27T20:21:31+00:00

I’d probably say “only the cute ones” or something similar. Maybe even just a confident yes. Doesn’t seem like a make or break question in most scenarios.

tonyferguson2021 · 2025-01-27T21:15:18+00:00

Say ‘yeah I have yellow fever real bad’ lemme love you loooonnnng time

mow_foe · 2025-01-28T20:37:05+00:00

Yeah, that's the point of a shit test. Someone asks you a yes or no question, when both yes and no are the wrong answer. You have to come up with a creative answer instead. Ideally a counter-shit test.

"Are you into white guys?" is, assuming you are, the perfect response. If she's clever she'll respond back and now you're playing a flirty game of verbal tennis back and forth. If she isn't clever and just had 1 line ready, let her stammer for a bit and then answer for her. "I'll take that as a yes." Game, set, match.

Velvettouch89 · 2025-01-31T01:00:22+00:00

I would have just smiled, looked deep into her eyes and said "mhm.... What do you like to do for fun?"

rich_god · 2025-01-27T08:07:33+00:00

“I’m into connection, why would you think your genetic origins matter so much ?”

Title	how to master sh***t tests which you can hardly win?
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Date	January 27, 2025 7:27 AM UTC (1 year ago)
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