Facts. Straight up facts.

heythereitsemily · 2021-08-07T13:36:26+00:00

Honestly the worst part of a relationship is that it’s gonna require sex that I don’t get off to. I’d really rather just masturbate alone and orgasm in 2 minutes, instead of putting in all that work for his pleasure and not getting any in return.

Peak_Tree · 2021-08-07T14:43:40+00:00

I just read a twitter thread bemoaning that sex that requires men to make a woman orgams before he gets his own in "piling on expectation on men" and "orgasmcentric" and I couldn't have rolled my eyes harder if I tried.

HengroenAndLlamrei · 2021-08-07T13:34:41+00:00

They can find the +5 Legacy Power Gem at the end of the Master Mode Maze after doing a 30 man raid for 2 weeks straight using a player guide and hand annotated map while simultaneously strategically building their Fantasy Football rosters based on states and bragging about how they sniped someone from a hidden location in COD. They are LYING when they say they can’t find the clit or figure out how to finger you. They are just unmotivated and don’t care.

Dnotchtiebd · 2021-08-07T11:52:09+00:00

And then men will blame us for their inadequacy. It's the biggest joke

IwantyoualltoBEDAVE · 2021-08-07T12:40:58+00:00

I realised it’s all a fucking lie when I found out men have invented finger lube for playing guitar. They can learn and figure out what they want to. They just don’t care about our sexual pleasure

-25T · 2021-08-07T15:20:35+00:00

When masturbating, 95% of women orgasm. In first-time hookups with women, [it drops to] 64%. In first-time hookups with men, [it drops to] 7%. This tells us that the problem isn't women's ability to orgasm. It's our cultural scripts for heterosexual sex.

I knew that for women with a new partner is was 10% chance or lower but I didn't realize it was that abysmal for only when the partner was a man. I am both shocked and not surprised that the average lesbian will be able to give a new partner an orgasm more than half of the time.

If the woman's orgasm was required for pregnancy, this shit would've been figured out a long time ago.

LittleSnackPack58 · 2021-08-07T16:57:43+00:00

This is why I don't understand why some of my friends want one night stands/casual sex with scrotes they barely know. I'm accused of not being sex positive because I don't think it's smart to:

Risk yourself to male violence to have sex with a guy you barely know. One friend invited a scrote to her apt after talking with him online. He treated her horribly and now has her address.
Risk having an unwanted pregnancy. Men never have to worry about this and will stick their dick raw into anything/argue about using condoms.
Not even getting an orgasm from the encounter!!

Remind me what is the fucking point of any of this???

Pickled_Tink_Tea · 2021-08-07T19:19:11+00:00

I'm so embarrassed for all the men who are Big Mad and trying to comment on this. It's a scientific study my dudes.

ferociouslycurious · 2021-08-07T19:57:46+00:00

My ex: “You don’t act like you’re enjoying sex you just lay there”. Yeah loser, that’s a hint you refuse to take. I fully act like I enjoy the parts I do but most of what you do is THAT pointless.

fak_beauty_standards · 2021-08-07T14:55:55+00:00

sometimes women just can't get there - a man who doesn't know what a clit is

saralafontaine · 2021-08-08T04:09:08+00:00

A lot of those hookups are about men getting sex and then running away like they’ve committed a crime. Her orgasm is definitely not anything he is interested in.

raggedclaws_silentCs · 2021-08-07T22:01:33+00:00

Why is it that they think that rubbing the general area really fast over jeans is going to do it for you? Why is it that when the pants come off, they just try to do the same thing? It’s like they’re the dentist in Little Shop of Horrors just going crazy with his little drill. I almost want to laugh before I yelp in pain.

Angeli_33 · 2021-08-07T21:46:49+00:00

That's why we can't let go of that one guy who CAN make it work. We don't want to let go of that good dicc, but he's usually full of red flags. Life is so unfair sometimes. 😔

TellCerseeItWasMe · 2021-08-07T14:33:59+00:00

I wonder where this stat comes from

makingballoons · 2021-08-07T22:57:13+00:00

FACTS. 💯

Muffcakelord · 2021-08-07T23:21:01+00:00

I believe these numbers to be unrefutable but i would love if anyone could find a source we could link to whenever someone doubts us

Title	Facts. Straight up facts.
Author	Pickled_Tink_Tea
Upvotes	4102
Comments	56
Date	August 7, 2021 10:53 AM UTC (5 years ago)
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