First, I laughed. Then, took a screenshot.

LonchuraStriata · 2021-12-13T13:30:23+00:00

Ewww. That guy seriously sounds like a stalker.

"Those who came into our life and promise never to leave for any reason"?! No thanks, dude.

purasangria · 2021-12-13T13:28:30+00:00

That's some copypasta he's got going there... 🙄

bleda_princezna · 2021-12-13T14:02:14+00:00

tips fedora

This guy sounds like he's talking to an alien and not an actual person, lol.

katiekat0214 · 2021-12-13T13:50:29+00:00

All of this made me puke, especially using familiarities. Plus, I bet it is indeed copied and pasted. I wonder if he could even explain what most of it even meant.

Maingurl · 2021-12-13T14:39:45+00:00

Me to him: Sometimes you unconsciously gaze at someone and all that comes to your mind is......ewwwww.

Determinedblonde · 2021-12-13T13:51:40+00:00

“You’re pretty and I hope to get laid” sends to 15 other women in insta

geminiascendant · 2021-12-13T14:12:04+00:00

The lack of grammar is astounding 😂

Partypuppers · 2021-12-13T15:46:05+00:00

"Angel 🥺👉👈🌹?"

BrightIdeaGenerator · 2021-12-13T14:34:31+00:00

Good lord, this guy probably thinks he's a writer. As a writer myself, I am offended on behalf of words.

doc-2-be · 2021-12-13T16:56:10+00:00

"angel" cringe 😬😬

Equal-Ear2312 · 2021-12-13T17:22:18+00:00

I bet he sent the same to 20 other women.

Antique_Fortune6974 · 2021-12-13T15:25:58+00:00

I would've circled the block and delete in red. Lol

BBQCoolRanchQueen · 2021-12-13T15:43:40+00:00

Eww. This looks like a 3 a.m. m*** feuled, cast a wide net and see who replies type of DM. Yeah, no thanks.

myeggsarebig · 2021-12-13T18:50:24+00:00

Angel. 🤢

ApartPersonality · 2021-12-13T23:10:32+00:00

Lol it’s the emoji rose for me

blueeeekat · 2021-12-16T18:07:44+00:00

Bruh... i read this like 5 times and it is still very baffling. 😂 Like i cant imagine how someone would think that this is "charming" or even a normal way to approach someone. Even if the guy is smoking hot, reading that message is gonna make my vagina disappear into nothingness.

blackmetalbetty · 2021-12-14T01:11:33+00:00

🤮

lolmemberberries · 2021-12-15T00:22:38+00:00

Okay, Joe Goldberg.

Title	First, I laughed. Then, took a screenshot.
Author	eagleverest
Upvotes	249
Comments	29
Date	December 13, 2021 1:22 PM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/rffm93/first_i_laughed_then_took_a_screenshot/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/first-i-laughed-then-took-a-screenshot.1092696 https://theredarchive.com/post/1092696

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