Juxtaposition, Screencapped by me, Digital, 2022

Meredeen · 2022-02-11T11:20:55+00:00

Screencapped this earlier right before I had to work lol

Drpyroxene · 2022-02-11T17:44:20+00:00

Omg I read the "sucked my own dick' post. Dude had done it successfully in the past and one day he BROKE HIS BACK trying to do it, recovered I guess, and in the post he's asking if it's safe to try again!!! Dude you broke. Your back. What the actual fuck. And as an aside, not that it matters, but I don't know how it could possibly be enjoyable to orgasm while folded up like a possessed pretzel. 🤯

itsnothimhun · 2022-02-11T12:46:27+00:00

The difference between men and women lmao

c_a_t_lady · 2022-02-11T14:06:01+00:00

Those two titles go well together!

"I tried to suck my own junk today."

"Yeah... I think now I might be less obsessed with finding the one."

Zurflu · 2022-02-11T13:57:29+00:00

This is why you give 0 value to men's opinions or their respect. They'll try to suck their own d*ck, break their back, then have sex with the chicken sandwich the nurse brings them in the hospital.

fireforestfairy · 2022-02-11T13:25:14+00:00

Oh that's my thread!

millennialpink2000 · 2022-02-11T17:38:49+00:00

A complete story arc in two comments

Biracial_tooth_fairy · 2022-02-11T16:55:08+00:00

A work of art 👏

SamEsme · 2022-02-11T18:04:08+00:00

Gorgeous illustration of the miles of ravinous distance between the male and Female minds.

Amazing_Wolverine_37 · 2022-02-11T18:57:44+00:00

Can't so much as look at a political sub without some callback to a sex act as defined on Urban Dictionary. UGH

poison_snacc · 2022-02-11T22:09:25+00:00

He didn’t even break his back, it sounds like he herniated a disc.

Typical scrote making a huge deal out of an injury and trying to sound like he is in way more pain than he actually is and acting like some kind of folk hero when he’s really just facing the first-world problem of being a porn-addicted degenerate feeling hurty after willing to put his own mouth on his own genitals to get off.

I sincerely hope there aren’t any women (or men for that matter) who are stuck having to play mommy-maid to this guy while he recovers and brags to everyone how tough he is being.

toothfairyyx · 2022-02-11T13:33:59+00:00

😂 A masterpiece. It really does illustrate the premise of this sub

KetoKittenAround · 2022-02-11T23:48:49+00:00

🤣🤣🤣

This was a good laugh LOL

Title	Juxtaposition, Screencapped by me, Digital, 2022
Author	Meredeen
Upvotes	773
Comments	34
Date	February 11, 2022 11:20 AM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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