the Club

Last night I went to a club for a friend's birthday.

While there I met a headhunter who, in his second year of the job, is earning a ludicrous amount of money (£150k+ a year). We discussed the parallels between headhunting and picking up women, which he is supposedly knowledgeable about. It turned out that there were less things in common than I initially expected. One major difference is headhunting is very immoral - you manipulate/lie to people on the phone / in person to giving contact details. If you are a good headhunter then people get really pissed off at you. Good seducing is very different. We exchanged business cards regardless (though mine was this with my email scribbled on the back). I want to see his moves so drag him around and introduce him to people (who I don't know), but it didn't work out (he got genuinely put off the first 'set' that went wrong I think). Either he wasn't in state or I should be making 200k+ a year (ha)!

In the club I fell into state easily as they were playing my music. I danced with most of the dance floor and made some new friends. I wasn't sure if I felt like picking up a girl, but by the end of the night I decided I would. For reasons unknown I didn't pick up anybody (I have lots of small excuses but no real reason). The people I was with had already left so I dropped by McDonalds and got a saver menu double cheeseburger (best value for money I think).

the Walk

I walked to my house (40 mins away). 10 minutes away from my house a girl on a bike cycles past. Somehow I got eye contact with her and a smile. She continued cycling past and I shouted:

"Hey! Can I have a backy!?" (A backy is when you sit on the back of somebody's bike and they do the cycling. lots of fun!).

I didn't expect her to stop her bike but she did. The tone of voice I used was a little deep but cheerful. A slightly different tone of voice and she may not have stopped. She was 15m in front of me and had stopped. I continued walking at the same pace, caught up with her, and said:

"Actually, a backy is a little too much to ask for. Lets just walk and talk for a bit?" (I wrote a small question mark there as it was said in such a way that it could have been a statement or a question. Perfectly in the middle. Such a small point but these are the things you start to think about when you nail the basics. Use the complexities of pronunciation and grammar to your advantage. This is maybe advanced so don't think about it if you are new - it will just throw you off or make you over-analyse stuff)

To my amazement she is really really really really really hot. She just qualified to be a teacher and so went out to celebrate with other people on her course, and is cycling back home a little drunk.

She asked who I was and what I had been up to tonight. We both are friendly towards each other and giggle. I make sure not to dip my head down to look at the floor too much, which I often do when walking long distances (bad habit). I keep some extended eye contact on her and talk in a nice slightly deeper-than-normal voice.

I asked her what makes her a good teacher, which children are worst to teach, how online learning will change teaching over the next 20 years. I looked for ways to lightly mock her or claim she was a bad teacher for jokes.

We had walked for about 1 or 2 minutes and then I ask her where she lives. She replies that she lives with her parents still, further down the road we are walking on. I tell her I live on a road nearby. By this point I'm pretty attracted to her. When I shouted at her 3 minutes prior I was only making friendly conversation / having fun, hoping to maybe have somebody to chat with while walking back. It was a triple surprise that she (1) stopped, (2) is very hot, (3) is friendly and receptive.

I ask her if she wants to have some tea (this is England, brah) and she says yes. I say "OK my house is this way" and she says "Wait what you mean now?!". She thought I meant at a later date. I say "... Yeah." with a slight smile. She agrees and we walk to my house. I had my arm around her for a bit.

I tell her about how earlier this year Terrance Tao proved that all odd numbers can be made from a sum of 5 (or less) prime numbers.

the House

She locks her bike outside my house and then says "I don't know what I'm doing here! I don't know you!". I smile lightly and lean onto a wall. I need to make her comfortable before she enters the house. She is standing near me so I reach out my hand (palm facing upwards), indicating that she should hold my hand. She does and I pull her close slowly, with strong eye-eye contact. I place my other hand on her waist and pull her closer still. I say say something deep and slowly, I cant remember what. It was a question though, and she was unable to answer as her mind was too flustered with sensory overload. We knowingly smiled at that and then I placed my right hand on the back of her head and massaged it as I drew her in for a long kiss. Our lips just grazed and we breathed on each other for a bit, as that was the type of kiss the moment called for.

I took her in the house and made tea. I was a little cocky and we laughed a lot. She said she wasn't going to sleep with me and I replied "We hardly know each other" (not a yes or no response to her no-sex statement). Some readers will disagree with saying this as it reminds her we just met (I think its OK to say, but its such a long explanation that I wont bother).

We talked about Pinterest for a while and question how it go so big (though its not really hit the UK big time yet). I like Pinterest as its a software startup, and she liked it because all the recipes use nothing but cream cheese.

We made out in my bedroom for ages. She resisted me undressing her for 90 mins+. I didn't bother with freezing her out. Maybe I should have. Instead of freezing her out I pinpointed what made her extremely aroused (should I call this "pinteresting"?). What tipped her over the edge was making her imagine my cock was inside her while she was grinding on me. Talking dirty was a weakness that I've been working on lately. Requires a lot of confidence the first time you do it on somebody new. http://www.reddit.com/r/sex/comments/d4tz6/dirty_talk_101_talking_dirty_to_a_girl/

Eventually she was aroused enough to .... y'know.................. do it

I really like her and we shall meet again