Seddit, I have a confession. I keep a set of higher-end liquor bottles that I refill with with $10-a-handle liquor. No one has ever realized the difference. What techniques do you use in the course of seduction that you aren't exactly proud of?

TofuTofu · 2012-10-08T21:43:48+00:00

Me and Jewigger from Bay Area Seddit once picked up two tourists and told them we were taking them to a famous tourist location, but we just went back to his apartment and plowed.

puntingbaxter · 2012-10-08T23:33:28+00:00

I'll take it even further. When my friends would go to Vegas (and splurge) we would only get grey goose. We would take one label off the top so it was marked. Then we would put water in it.

Girls rarely drink without a mixer at a table from my experience. Plus, girls are usually just thinking "hey free drinks."

Even some would say "you sure theres anything in this?" I would just grab the bottle and pour more 'vodka' into it. Then magically it's all better.

thesnowflake · 2012-10-09T04:27:00+00:00

i've sent crown and cokes back to the bar for trying to stick me with cheap stuff. i feel like you're making a gamble. eventually some lady is gonna call you out. have a line ready to play it off; perhaps, "hmm, i didn't plan on meeting a lady of distinguished taste at this shitty dive. ok, you caught me, lets go grab a bottle of the good good and go back to my place." idk,seduction isn't really my thing, but i do appreciate a crown and coke.

IsDominosStillOpen · 2012-10-08T23:00:35+00:00

What kind of high end alcohol do you use?

CP_Cuddler · 2012-10-09T02:06:16+00:00

Often I will go out to a house party with a bottle of "vodka". Really I'll just fill it with water and pretend like I'm drinking from it all night. Then nobody asks you why you aren't drinking and plus lots of girls come up asking for some if it's a nice bottle. I'll pour some water into their drink for them and they are happy as can be. Some get pissy when I won't give them a "shot" though for obvious reasons. lol.

I've found it's easier to be in-state when everyone else thinks you're drunk. It's basically like a get out of jail free card.

squarehouse · 2012-10-08T23:48:40+00:00

Lol. Why aren't you proud of this you conniving bastard!

Cazz0r · 2012-10-09T02:07:20+00:00

Tagged in RES as Genius.

This should be posted to /r/frugal

Bobsutan · 2012-10-09T18:39:04+00:00

You do realize that a lot of venues do this too, right?

jewiger · 2012-10-09T07:16:13+00:00

I'll fake bust when I'm on too may pain killers

Reusable_Disposable · 2012-10-08T23:04:22+00:00

This IS genius.. I had thought about keeping cheap liquor and just having some nice liquor just for special guests, but I like your idea more!

DL34 · 2012-10-09T17:14:19+00:00

By golly man, this is GENIUS.

ITSABARE · 2012-10-09T17:20:20+00:00

The Grey Goose Gambit? Yeah it's fun. The best part is when they say "OMG it's so much better than [liquor you used to fill up the bottle]". No one has ever noticed the difference.

2012-10-09T19:18:12+00:00

That is genious!

CineSuppa · 2012-10-09T02:56:08+00:00

Psssh. I did this back in college to gauge if girls knew anything about alcohol. Never did it to close, but it was a bitter way to laugh at some snobby sorority girls' expenses.

itsmevichet · 2012-10-09T15:22:43+00:00

Shit, man. I can tell the difference in the morning.

Knight_of_Malta · 2012-10-09T16:33:43+00:00

If I ever found a woman who didn't nearly pass out from the sheer fumes coming off of a bottle of 18 year scotch, I wouldn't know what to do with her.

2012-10-09T03:33:10+00:00

Haha this is genius!

2012-10-09T07:22:55+00:00

Hahaha I think this hilarious but I use it as a prank for people I don't like.

Empty bottle of Absolut + Aristocrat vodka = conniving laughs when I see them doing shots.

(For those who don't know, Aristocrat is bar far the shittiest vodka you can buy, it gives hangovers to most hardcore young drinkers).

itsiceyo · 2012-10-09T08:10:53+00:00

i love you for this.

notcaptainkirk · 2012-10-09T06:23:36+00:00

You're proud of you lack of taste in liquor? And you drink regularly.

I'm a bit embarrassed for you. Unless of course you save the good stuff for yourself, then in that case, well played.

MocksYourBadPost · 2012-10-09T07:23:55+00:00

Did you really have to phrase this like one of those typical /r/askreddit posts? No one talks like that in real life and I can't help feel annoyed to read this post on seddit.

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