Let's cut the crap and get straight to it.

What is tinder?

Tinder if you may or may not know, is a smartphone app that is getting pretty popular. You're shown profiles of girls (many of which beautiful), you like or dislike them and vice versa. Mutual liking leads to a 'match', and a conversation is opened between you two and you can talk within the app.

What is tinder useful for? In my opinion, tinder is a gold mine for getting laid. You entirely skip out on having to find a nice girl, approach her, flirt and scope out if she likes you. You've already liked each other, the girl most likely finds you attractive, that is confirmed. Let that give you confidence.

From my experience, girls use tinder for different reasons. A lot of girls are on there to get laid by hot guys, some girls are on there 'just browsing' and seeing what happens, some are there for validation and an ego boost, some for a time killer when they're bored waiting for the bus.

Regardless, our intent is to get dates/get laid.

Don't try and scout out girlfriend material or your future wife, I'm not saying you won't find her on tinder, BUT, having sex with the girl first is actually a lot easier, and if you like her making her your girlfriend after sex is effortless.

I initially tried a nice guy, normal conversation approach and normal profile and nothing happened for me, ever.

Method - Your profile

Main pic

Pictures matter, a lot. Try to make your main photo the one where you look your best, forget your tiny silhouette on top of a mountain or you bungie jumping, just one good looking picture of you. Try not to take a selfie in your bathroom, keep a decent backdrop, outdoors is nice, just try and look presentable, take photos from a party or something.

Supplementary pics- Body, Cute pet, With girls

If you have a decent physique, put a picture (those lighting illusion pics work fine, she won't care when you're finally naked together). If you have a ripped physique/big arms or whatever, put a picture that emphasizes this. If you have a great body, putting a shirtless main picture will do wonders.

A picture with a cat/dog or cute pet also helps, if you have a crazy pet snake or something that's pretty cool, put it up.

If you have some group photo with you and a few girls (hopefully attractive), these will also help. Try not to put a photo where it could be mistaken for your girlfriend.

Here are my photos, prepare to be unimpressed. I use these two crappy photos and get endless results, I expect even better results when I make the effort to get good pictures. :

http://imgur.com/zsE3FJU http://imgur.com/pgRVCxj

Yes I have lovehandles and no muscle, does it matter? no. I act sexy and girls perceive me as more than I am, ignoring my flaws.

Your bio

Your bio does not have to be long, don't start saying how much of a great man you are, how rich you are, how you're a great and exciting guy or whatever other crap.

You want to have sex with these girls? How are they supposed to know that? We must make our intent clear

Here's my bio: http://imgur.com/ZHqZosU

I make my sexual intent more than clear, but not in a disgusting and vulgar way. Try to express yourself as the fulfiller of these women's sexual fantasies. You can write what you want, play a jokey angle still communicating sex, a serious angle, whatever. Write a sexy sentence or two. You do not need to be slick.

Here's one I told my friend to use: Provider of hour long orgasms - no free samples. Sound stupid? yes. Has he gotten laid from tinder? yes.

You will be surprised just how sexual you can be with these girls, the majority of them LOVE it. At least 20% of the girls who match me will literally hand their number to me.

Example of a girl giving her number, solely because she liked my profile: http://imgur.com/ZCUYg9t

Girls often message me first, commenting on how naughty my profile is, how they want to be pinned against the wall, or telling me I'm their fantasy. (Please don't steal mine though -_-).

What to say - text game

This part is simple, some girls will require longer conversations and more from you before getting the number.

Openers (Replace the cursing with something else if it's not for you.):

name. You're too fucking cute/so fucking cute.

name. You're fucking adorable/You're adorable as fuck.

Those are my go to openers. The response is almost ALWAYS 'haha thanks'. I had a point where I had 10+ convos in a row where the girl said 'haha thanks' and me and my friend were cracking up. Example of typical responses: http://imgur.com/xzAreaK

Sometimes there's something in her profile or pictures that stand out, say what you feel about it, make an assumption about her.

Your opening line doesn't matter so much as the girl is already attracted to you. Plenty of other things you can say.

Sometimes girls who matched you will never respond, ever. Don't sit and wonder why, just move on to the ones that do.

sometimes i'll ask the girl if she finds me attractive off the bat , the results are usually very good and make it a lot easier, you think im attractive? so lets go grab a drink!: http://imgur.com/0D9xfzl

teasing/sexual tension stage

This is where it get's interesting.

you: tell the girl in some way (be creative) that she has a very innocent look to her, but...

girl: (wait for her to respond like, but what???!).

you: I know the innocent looking girls are the naughtiest ;) (something like this)

she will either agree in some way, or claim to be innocent.

if she claims to be innocent, you can either tell her 'that's okay, me too', or tell her you're the innocent one and she will totally corrupt you (she'll start to tease you because your profile shows you're obviously not) ...or tell her its okay if shes innocent, you'll change that.

example result: http://imgur.com/jiot61y

If she goes naughty mode on you, just escalate from there, be subtle, dont just tell her well you've got a giant cock for her to ride or some vulgar shit. Be suave my friend. Example of naughty mode unleashed: http://imgur.com/CXVvHRp

(Clarifying above example, I gave my number because she said she has a husband and wants discretion. If a girl says you give her your number, tell her NO. I'm the man, you're the woman. You give me your number and then I seduce you. Simple. She will never call or text you, it's a shit test)

At this point I usually qualify the girl, I'm not going to sleep with just any random girl, is she worth my time? I tend to ask what she does for fun, or to tell me something unique about her, no boring stuff.

You let the girl know you have expectations and standards, you're not a hungry and desperate dog just waiting to fuck something (fake it til you make it if that's you).

If I run out of things to say, throw in random comments to further build sexual excitement.

Lauren, your green eyes are so piercing. Don't stare at me when we meet, I'll end up kissing you.

Hannah, your lips look too luscious. I won't be able to control myself when we meet.

I say things like this pretty early on, usually it results in the girl explicitly saying she wants you to kiss her, the reactions are almost always positive.

Getting the number

Guessing game (if opportunity presents itself) if the girl asks which country youre from (ethnicity). tell her she has 3 guesses before she owes you a coffee/drink or, before she gives you her number. let her guess, give her hints, tease her, whatever.

if she guesses right, just tell her, okay, now you owe me a coffee/drink whatever, or okay, whats your number. wait, we lost the game though right? yeah, but we're men and we can do what we want, tease her ;). if she doesn't get it in 3 guesses, you're sorted.

Direct After having a bit of conversation, flirting, expressing sexual intent. The girl clearly likes you by now. Time to take charge. Go for the kill. I tell the girl We're going to grab a drink/coffee some time. DONT ASK HER. TELL HER.

Then ask for her number, I personally ask for her WhatsApp because I continue talking to them there, and it sounds less threatening than asking for the number (they give their number for the whatsapp anyway).

Sometimes the girl will clearly not respond after, I will give her a day or two, see if she's been online, then tell her. Look name, I like you, you like me, but I don't waste my time. If you want to talk more then number, otherwise just unmatched me no hard feelings. This has gotten me the number in some cases.

After getting the number Talk more on whatsapp, text, call, whatever. Don't talk too much, dont be super eager. Normal text game rules apply.

Arrange when you're going to meet after some conversation, keep up the teasing and sexual tension. Girls often present blatant opportunities like: you: what are you doing? her: im in bed.. - boom, work with it. her: oh im so tired after work, ive got a headache you: i give great neck massages, ill try my best not to kiss your neck ;).

There is plenty to work with, girls give it to you and you ignore it, stop being a pussy. If you're feeling extra brave, at times I'll just send a picture of my hard on inside my jogging bottoms, out of nowhere mid convo.

No girl has ever stopped talking to me because of this. Even the 'well your profile is sexual but since you said you're not just after sex it's okay' girls, they can flip a switch and you'll be trading nude pics, or they write out long paragraphs expressing what they'll do to you. Whatever. I'm not saying send random cock pics to girls and be a creep, I'm saying BE BOLD, do what you feel like doing, say what you feel like saying.

It is OKAY to want to have sex with these attractive girls, get to know them, but let them know honestly what you want too, meet them, date, get into an LTR if it feels right, but don't stop being a man. Don't hide your intentions.

Random stuff

Tinder moments - I've tried posting a moment of my friends cute kitten in my hand with a stupid tagline - Pussy errday. This got me a lot of girls talking to me. I've also posted a moment of my fully erect penis at max capacity. This ALSO got me many girls interest.

Some text game tips - If you're texting or whatsapping, dont constantly message the girl and tell her everything about you. You lead the interaction, ask her a bit about her, but don't talk too much. If you follow my method you will have so many girls talking to you that you will genuinely respond to them much later and seem busy, because you are busy!

Something I like to do is let the girls shamelessly know I talk to many women. When they call me and I'm with friends and say I can't talk or don't respond for a while, they get frustrated and ask why. I reply 'I'm with my 3 other wives' or things like that, clearly I'm joking, but they know its possible and get very jealous.

Another example is I have a LOT of chloe's in my phone, so I told one of my new favorite chloe's that I have too many chloes and showed her a screenshot of 10+ chloes in my contacts, and told her i'm naming her sexy chloe. This worked in making her see me as high value, becoming jealous, and being more receptive and feeling special since I named her sexy chloe. Yeah..its 4am...the random tips are shit, leave me alone. I'm good at this but explaining is tough.

IF YOU HAVE AN ANDROID PHONE, THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING EVER.

this app will like everyone for you automatically. I think this version is limited to 500 likes, I have the unlimited free version apk somewhere I will upload it later. Not sure about an iOS alternative sorry. Have fun waking up to 100+ new matches.

unlimited free version https://www.dropbox.com/s/jp4yj95c6q8xear/ComTinderAutoLiker_v100__free.apk

http://tinderautoliker.com/

getting even more matches

tinders algorithm matches you with an expanded set of people if you have shared facebook likes and interests. Just like some popular pages like Justin Bieber or Game of Thrones. This will allow you even more potential matches.

Also, every 1-2 weeks or so when the well of new matches has dried out with autoliker, and you're done with any girls numbers you needed to get, DELETE your tinder account and remake it. Set it up the same, run autoliker again. you will get a huge burst of matches, most new ones, again. Awesome!

salvaging girls who never respond/become very unresponsive

my go to for girls who don't respond to my opener within a few days, or die mid conversation (but still are actively using the app), i send them an erotic paragraph about eating them out. If you really want to use it too, google black jesus misc and find the paragraph, adjust it to your needs and use it. This has gotten me girls who had no interest into talking and eventually fucking. Girls minds work different from ours, reading something naughty and descriptive turns them on like crazy.

Learn to write things like these yourself, I have and my text game has gone through the roof because of it. Often you will find girls asking you, so what would you do to me? you better make it good if you want to speed things up.

Random screenshots:

I'm going to dump some random screenshots here, they got camera uploaded automatically so I have them. Remade tinder so I don't have my convos and matches from before!:

texting a girl once got her number: http://imgur.com/7wYG4tl

girls on tinder may have boyfriends, if you don't fuck her someone will: http://imgur.com/sYcAJS2 http://imgur.com/uCOimcF

getting straight to the point (her number followed straight after): http://imgur.com/qKTNrM7 http://imgur.com/Iui9Uvb

some benefits of my approach: http://imgur.com/Xbe4h9r

what women really want: http://imgur.com/WOjxETI

There are many more things to cover, I wrote this on a whim from another comments thread about tinder. Reddit formatting is really bad so I'm not sure how to improve the guide, making it more structured and presentable etc.