1. S.I.M.P. - sucker idolizing mediocre p... gives attention, compliments, gifts, money, etc for nothing in return. "She's going out to meet her bf so I paid for her gas. When they break up I'll be there!"

  2. PickMe - someone who is trying too hard to stand out from the crowd by embracing what the opposite sex likes. "Nothing makes me happier than cooking and cleaning for my man so he can watch the game in peace. IDK guess I'm not like other girls!"

Men HATE S.I.M.P.s and women HATE PickMes!

We can see that these are clearly TWO DIFFERENT TYPES of people and behaviors. My question is, how is it that there are way more male S.I.M.P.S. than female S.I.M.P.s?

Similarly, why does there seem to be way more female PickMes than male PickMes?

DISCLAIMER: Not all men, women, etc