Man asks for tips to help him stalk a Twitch streamer because her likes her. We can’t have anything nice without men trying to insert themselves and their desires.

wondertarget · 2020-08-23T08:04:32+00:00

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I'd advise him to go see a therapist.

Icchy24 · 2020-08-23T08:17:53+00:00

🤢🤢 i wonder how many people told him he was being creepy in the comments

Geocities_SEO_Expert · 2020-08-23T10:30:12+00:00

He tries to play it off like he's not attracted to her because she's really hot, it's totally her personality. They like the same movies and TV shows! But I guarantee that if he went on any dating site, there are over 100 local women around his age that list "Star Wars" and "video games" as an interest. But only a handful of those women will go to the gym. And notice that he isn't even willing to go to the gym himself.

Mindard · 2020-08-23T08:33:31+00:00

But women are the psychos, am I right? What a pathetic nutjob this guy is...

PhoenixRisingAsap · 2020-08-23T08:11:59+00:00

This is terrifying.

CoffeeBeforeAdulty · 2020-08-23T09:43:55+00:00

Bet he thinks the effort he is putting into stalking her will be seen as romantic. 🙄

StarSweeper86 · 2020-08-23T10:40:58+00:00

Stalker issues aside, he's missing the forest for the trees. What ever happened to, oh I don't know, being direct with a woman and telling her you're interested? It speaks so cowardly of him that he would rather resort to stalking her. Just wtf.

shortywannarock · 2020-08-23T15:01:06+00:00

He doesn’t even think he’ll get the vitamin store job. 😂 What. A. Catch.

FewButterscotch6 · 2020-08-23T10:53:58+00:00

This is legit terrifying.

sugaredberry · 2020-08-23T13:09:41+00:00

So creepy.

ItsFreezen · 2020-08-23T10:53:52+00:00

Sure your into her personality /s

Hour_Scarcity · 2020-08-23T14:11:31+00:00

Oh my God. What a dick.

moon_prophet · 2020-08-23T14:34:28+00:00

Despite the creeper vibes, take notes lady. This man is willing to get a new job just for the chance to ask a girl out that he likes!!

If a man truly wants to be with you, he will let you know.

OrchidLion · 2020-08-23T17:33:10+00:00

Legit sounds like Joe from YOU

scarl_charl · 2020-08-23T17:21:13+00:00

Omg ..... Stalker for real.

x3meteor · 2020-08-23T19:25:06+00:00

yyyyyiiiiikessssss men are truly something else 😬

Lily_padd · 2020-08-24T00:41:14+00:00

Men are so simple. All a girl needs to be is 1) hot, 2) unavailable.

theingenuelover · 2020-08-24T01:00:03+00:00

Calm down Joe Goldberg

DunRuther · 2020-08-24T01:52:07+00:00

I once met a man who told me liked watching a certain YouTube channel, and one day the channel did a video that introduced the hand model that sometimes appears in videos. I guess it was the first video that showed her face. He said that he thought she was pretty, so he sent her a message on Instagram asking her if she wanted to get to know him and possibly date.

Ca you imagine the scrotacity you’d have to have to do something like that? They don’t even live on the same continent. Why does he think a vaguely “famous” Z-list “celebrity” would want to get to know some rando on the Internet? Even regular people would be creeped out by that.

MalloryDame · 2020-08-23T22:18:46+00:00

Wow, he's got more perseverance and makes a lot more effort as a stalker of an internet person he's never met than a lot of dates I've seen people post about here on FDS.

I'M KIDDING. I just don't know how else to respond to this shitstorm...

suncolor · 2020-08-24T01:19:02+00:00

Completely absurd. What a psycho. I can’t believe he typed all of those words and didn’t see a problem.

xLunay · 2020-08-23T09:28:44+00:00

He has idealized this woman in his head as his “dream woman” who surely also has no feelings and needs of her own. “She’s hot and she plays video games” is her identity to him and he even feels entitled to her. How pathetic.

oasisreverie · 2020-08-26T09:23:20+00:00

Men are so 500 Days of Summer with their strange infatuation and obsession.

How is liking Star Wars even something that is brought up in the context of dating? Lmao

I hope for this poor bloke's sake, he is only a deluded teenager.

I can't imagine a grown man with this ridiculous logic.

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