New Game Launch: SLUTQUEST (TM)

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August 25, 2014

Ladies and gentlemen,

I am proud to present Puerarchy's newest game: SLUTQUEST.

We've already gotten awesome reviews, so I'll let the reviewers speak for themselves

I have to tell you, I have never seen anything so unbelievably realistic.


The interactions between the characters was so descriptive and true to life, I actually felt like I was in the game (I had a chance to get in that game but turned in down - something something wife kid divorce rape). Not only that, but I came away with a profound understanding of what being a SJW is all about. What a level of awareness I have now! You have to play this game. YOU MUST PLAY THIS GAME.

We also received this raving review:

Holy shit, this is the game to play. It tops the charts for realism and awesomeness. If there's one thing you do this summer: PLAY THIS GAME. Also, as a side note while I'm writing this review, babe, can you please call me back, it's been weeks since you and I made love, and I miss you...

Gentlemen, you won't often see my endorsement on a game. But today is a new day and this is a NEW game that absolutely changes the way we play.

Without further ado:


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Title New Game Launch: SLUTQUEST (TM)
Author redpillschool
Upvotes 404
Comments 116
Date 25 August 2014 02:51 PM UTC (6 years ago)
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[–]Endorsed ContributorWe_Are_Legion187 points188 points  (6 children) | Copy

What the fuck are you looking in the comments for?

Play Slut-Quest.

[–][deleted] 30 points31 points  (3 children) | Copy

More sluts coming as DLC!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child) | Copy

Definitely needs the One Night in Vegas DLC

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

"Vegas" is a stripper, right?

[–]MorePancakes0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

OMG, I almost died... Hilarious

[–]RedSunBlue6 points7 points  (0 children) | Copy

This game will knock your fedora off.

[–]TRiPdonGame2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

I do not usually roll on the floor laughing. Thank you for the beautiful ROFL, sir.

[–]dazed11192 points93 points  (0 children) | Copy

as an independent game journalist who has had no intercourse with the makers of this game i give it 10/10

[–]bama79rolltide78 points79 points  (10 children) | Copy

Where is DivorceQuest: Adventures In Legal Misandry?

[–]CptDefB26 points27 points  (0 children) | Copy

This should be a thing.

"Do you ever see yourself getting married?"



"Play DivorceQuest."

While amusing, I'm sure I'm not the only one already hearing, "But I'm not like thaaat..." in the most typical girl whine.

[–]bama79rolltide18 points19 points  (5 children) | Copy

Then we can have the downloadable content:

DivorceQuest Extreme: New Guy moves into your old house, raises your kids!

[–]jolly--roger12 points13 points  (4 children) | Copy

that's some nightmare difficulty

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (3 children) | Copy

I play that shit on God mode brah.

[–]humankin2 points3 points  (1 child) | Copy

Playing DivorceQuest IRL is its hardcore mode. Most hardcore game in world.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

No fucking shit.

[–]jolly--roger0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

anti-cheat enabled?

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children) | Copy

The people want it, game devs!

[–][deleted] 69 points70 points  (1 child) | Copy

This game sucks (hey game creators, I can change this to a positive review, if you send one of your plates over to my place).

[–]Modredpillschool[S] 42 points43 points  (3 children) | Copy

[–]M_rafay1 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy

Aw... I was hoping for some of Machy's sexy sexy writing when he gets in that mood...

[–]ModMachiavellianRed6 points7 points  (0 children) | Copy

I shall revile in horror at the sheer tenaciousness of such assertions!

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (1 child) | Copy

"He tries to withdraw his privilege, but you got him in a deathlock and you feel his hot patriarchy shoot deep inside your oppression and hit your misandry spot."

Solid gold.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy

What can I say? I love metaphors.

[–]MSoftHarem33 points34 points  (1 child) | Copy

[–]dvidsilva2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

I rather have sex with In-n-out, but whatever.

[–]Ausfall18 points19 points  (2 children) | Copy

TRIGGER WARNING: This game is not suitable for those easily tempted to have sex.


Dodged a bullet, there.

[–]reigntastic5 points6 points  (0 children) | Copy

Their trigger warning triggered my fear of triggers, though.

[–]Adolf_ghandi-2 points-1 points  (0 children) | Copy

1/10 trigger warning. Not even a half hard one. I like the game idea though.

[–][deleted] 23 points23 points | Copy

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[–]2Overkillengine20 points21 points  (3 children) | Copy

Amusing discovery: There is more than one spot where you can do an infinite loop to rack up that score. Sitting at 1362....wonder if this thing has a score cap?

[–]Modredpillschool[S] 49 points50 points  (2 children) | Copy

There's no limit to how much slut you can be... the only limits are your time, and your dedication.

[–]87GNX14 points15 points  (1 child) | Copy

Like Zombo, the only limit... is yourself

[–]dvidsilva0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

I stayed there longer than I should've

[–]WilkySan 14 points14 points [recovered] | Copy

I laughed! I cried! I came again and again!

10/10 cannot recommend this game enough

[–]magical_artist4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy

I wish I could post this to facebook... the backlash would be severe however.

[–]DrBillC0sby5 points6 points  (0 children) | Copy

Sweet jesus it's legit. You can actually play it. You glorious son of a bitch. I wish I knew you irl so I could buy you a beer and shake your hand.

[–]rockmasterflex3 points4 points  (1 child) | Copy

I absolutely lost my shit when I got to this line:

"You scoop a handful of left over burgers and fries and start shoving it into your mouth. "

Masterfully written.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Same here, especially when you share them with the guy

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children) | Copy


[–]trialByException8 points9 points  (7 children) | Copy

those who like this might also like (edit: page has sound. Also: click through the first page to get to the fun part)

Oppression Quest

[–]Modredpillschool[S] 7 points8 points  (2 children) | Copy

Trigger warning: Sound.

[–]trialByException0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

Hm, I can't hear any, but maybe just my browser.

edit: ok, nvm, has sound.

[–]Endorsed ContributorDownvoteToDisagree16 points17 points  (0 children) | Copy

No, you just can't hear it over your cis white male privilege... duh!

[–][deleted] 1 points1 points | Copy

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[–]Immuchtooawesome0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

[–]drunkt-1 points0 points  (1 child) | Copy

As a programer I found this one too funny, learning to code takes skill. Better put out some shit that takes 30 minutes to whip up in JS( plus like 3 people worked on the game, wtf).

I actually played Depression Quest, my god, it's not a game, it's literally a no effort 30 minutes of JS attempt at getting attention.

Good text adventures exist( like Analog, a Hate story ) , but this isn't one of them

[–]Cryocasm4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy

I'm fucking dying laughing. Thanks man.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (11 children) | Copy

Whats the ESRB rating for this game?

[–]Modredpillschool[S] 49 points50 points  (10 children) | Copy

Rated M for Mature

After a long evening of slow, romantic convincing, I have gotten the ESRB board to approve this at:

Rated E for Everyone

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (8 children) | Copy

Was the whole ESRB board involved in said slow romantic convincing?

[–]Modredpillschool[S] 19 points20 points  (7 children) | Copy

My whole board sure was.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (6 children) | Copy

Thats raaaaaapppppppeeeee! You were raped! Make a blog about how the ESRB board raped you

[–]Modredpillschool[S] 14 points15 points  (5 children) | Copy

They had leverage over me.. so I couldn't actually consent..

oh my god.. now that you mention it, I do feel totally raped.

[–]M_rafay10 points11 points  (2 children) | Copy

Sequel: RapeQuest.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (1 child) | Copy

Challenges include overcoming victim blaming and will checks to avoid getting too drunk to consent!

[–]MalcolmDrake0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Also TWO new modes! "Whose Fault is it Anyway?" where you are given a situation and must quickly choose pre-selected phrases to somehow accuse a man of rape after buyers remorse sex. Also, a new "No Responsibility" mode for those who just want to live the dream.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Shame those misogynists. How could they take advantage of a poor game developer? How?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Quick somebody call Mandy Marcotte. We need a hit piece done on ESRB stat.

[–]CptDefB4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy

Enjoyed going through the various story lines.

Laughter found on every page.


[–]Dexontronox3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy

A not-so-small part of me wants someone to give this to Quinn. Just to watch her, and her white-knight brigade, explode in to millions of special little snowflakes.

This shit is better than what Hollywood is pumping out, I swear.

[–]selfsufficientnigga1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

'After David links to your blog, you decide to add a donate button and start posting video steams of you playing Tamagotchi in slutty clothes. You love Tamagotchi - he's so cute!'

video steams -> video streams

Will post more corrections if I find any.

[–]bobbydrake692 points3 points  (2 children) | Copy

you can get infinite points by fucking david over and over again.

fix this shit before the next tournament.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children) | Copy

You did get tired of fucking David, didn't you?

Sort of polices itself.

[–]SgtBrutalisk1 point2 points  (2 children) | Copy

Ladies and gentlemen, my name is SgtBrutalisk and I'm here to ask and answer one simple question - WTF is SlutQuest.

Now, let's take a look at the options menu. We can't, because there fucking isn't one. No FoV sliders, no control rebinding, no separate audio sliders, ughhh.


[–]DexiAntoniu1 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy

That was a great game, really cinematic, well-thought, quite interesting in the universe it paints, only game I played this year and was happy to do so.

[–]SgtBrutalisk0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

I too enjoy old school shooters and hope Carmack can wrestle Oculus Rift from Zuckerberg's greasy hands and make something worth playing when he's done tinkering with it.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (2 children) | Copy

I went back to the bar, but David keeps showing up again. I need some cock variety here...

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

This could become an iterative process. Look for more cock in future releases.

[–]2Overkillengine0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

One-horse carousel!

[–]swallowthisthrowaway1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

The fucked up thing is it is literally that easy for women to make choices.

[–]Gstreetshit1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

What dudes are you gonna fuck for reviews?

[–]TangoIndiaTangoSiera1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

"[1] Continue the cycle of oppression and have sex while you pretend you are attracted to this male, even though you're entitled to better. You never know if he is lying about being a vegan Buddhist and you trigger his male murder gene by mistake. [2] Continue the cycle of oppression and have sex while you pretend you are attracted to this male, even though you're entitled to better. You never know if he is lying about being a vegan Buddhist and you trigger his male murder gene by mistake."

Anyone got some hints or cheat codes for this part? I can't decide which one will get me more points.

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[–]MakeTheSexyTalk0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

14 points!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Can't wait for the Triple Slut Attack DLC. When's the release OP?

[–]sinalpha0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

[–]rockumsockumrobots0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Hey OP, nice game. Have you considered making it into a visual novel? It's really easy to do, you can use ren-py. I'm pretty good with it too, if you need any help.

[–]huge_gap0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

10/10 would play again.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Amazing. 10/10.

[–]kruddthemessiah0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

This needs to hit the gaming media and sjw it would be hilarious

[–]magical_artist0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

That was hilarious. You gotta love the faulty logic and the feminist dogma: men are vile, women are always the victims.

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[–]Modredpillschool[S] 8 points9 points  (22 children) | Copy

Google Depression Quest

[–]Asyumara-1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy

I beat the game with a final score of 370. Is there only one way to beat the game?

[–]The Private ManZamarski-2 points-1 points  (0 children) | Copy

This game has change my life for the better. Before, I was wallowing in middle age ennui. But after this game entered my life, I am a bright and happy fellow. Wow, just wow... I can't even...

[–]cyear-1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy

Has this been posted to r/gaming? Someone should post it on a throwaway or something

[–]infapwetrust-3 points-2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Gr8 b8 m8 i can't h8 r8 8/8

[–]Totsean-2 points-1 points  (0 children) | Copy

Winning at every stage, thanks.

[–]VodkaTankerSpill-2 points-1 points  (1 child) | Copy

My patriarchy is hard for this game!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

No that's your privilege. You get excited enough then you shoot patriarchy

You can kill a man, but you can't kill an idea.

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