Gaylube Oil's Expectation Test

tombreck2 · 2014-09-08T13:48:03+00:00

"that fat dude is a creep."

"Oh he owns the LA basketball team? Maybe I judged him superficially."

SanguineThought · 2014-09-08T17:42:33+00:00

Funny, I did a similar experiment with my wife. I asked her to list the top 5 traits that make for a great husband/life partner. In order she said:

1) emotionaly available 2) honesty/loyalty 3) hard working 4) generous 5) caring 6) romantic 7) selfless

My only follow up was, "so anyone who has these traits would be an excellent life partner for you?"

Her response was, "... well, I'd have to be attracted to them romantically, there would have to be chemestry, but yes."

The next day I asked her what are the top 5 traits she finds attravtive/sexy. She answered:

1) exciting 2) adventurous 3) buff/hot 4) is extroverted/has a lot of friends 5) decisive

She was amazed that her two lists were different. Never thought about it before.

BluepillProfessor · 2014-09-08T15:47:05+00:00

GLO hits another one. I come from a different perspective but reach the exact same conclusion. My wife is a professional who brings a LOT more to the table than her vagina. She decided long ago she was never going to depend on a man for Beta Bucks, has a job as a business lawyer, and brings in almost 5 times my income.

However, she was flummoxed at this little test. She had a LOOOONG list of what the man was supposed to do and when asked what the woman was supposed to do? Stutter, stutter, ummm, umm, laugh, heh, heh, umm...well...blowjobs?

Now that is what I call bringing more than the vagina!

2FAM0US · 2014-09-08T12:42:02+00:00

"Carefully collect her mouth diarrhea in a zip lock bag." Got my god damn trash bag out for this one. Great post.

AFPJ · 2014-09-08T12:35:03+00:00

In the end all you get by default is vagina

This is pretty true. Red pill women are made, not found.

TI69 · 2014-09-08T13:36:27+00:00

Once in a while, I'm still astounded by the entitlement of women. It comes across in the little things, half the time they don't even realize how ridiculous what they want is. They're in their own world where what they want happens just because they're them.

DrBillC0sby · 2014-09-08T14:08:14+00:00

The Legend is back.

Because all her life, the only ting that was expected of her was for her to bring her vagina. Diamonds are a girls best friend (because women are incapable of real friendship).

Truer words have never been said.

kinggluejar · 2014-09-08T14:51:23+00:00

Feminists willfully ignore the fact that men are objectified just as much as women. The only difference is that we're objectified in a different way.

I'm no biologist (so this is pseudoscience) but from a vantage point of a casual observer it seems as if the objectification of women keeps the genetic lineage of our species strong where as the objectification of men puts our society in the best possible environment (and influences genes that have little to do with aesthetics). I read somewhere that, historically, 40% of human males reproduced where as 80% of females did. (most) Women would rather share an alpha than be with a beta.

It could be said that the selection pressures are higher on men and thus could be inferred that we're historically objectified more harshly than women. All this is assuming that my stats are accurate and that what we're objectified for is the same as our selection pressures in mating.

mbillion · 2014-09-08T15:34:15+00:00

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ColdEiric · 2014-09-08T17:19:55+00:00

If you would read Genesis 29:1-30; the little story of Jacob, Leah and Rachel, then you would notice the same pattern.

There's a man, Jacob, who is a good worker, because he is a man. A man can be put into work, no problem. Then there's the older sister, Leah, who doesn't look so good as the younger sister, Rachel. Their father promises Rachel to Jacob, when Jacob has worked for seven years in his service. When the time comes, he gets the older Leah instead. Why you ask? "In our country, we don't marry the young ones before the old are married." Then Jacob has to work seven years, and seven years, and so on, making all of the girls pregnant, before he gets Rachel.

The moral of the story? You already know that, don't you?

2014-09-08T17:22:10+00:00

This is not entirely cultural, it is also biological. Remember that culture is based off of biology, but sometimes (in the case of traditionalism), biology was combated in order to construct a workable civilization. As technology advanced however, women's need of traditionalism waned, and you get the transitory period between patriarchy and feminist matriarchy led alpha patriarchy (what we are in right now).

My reason for telling you red-pillers this, is out of a desire to help you avoid the trap of traditional relationships, but of course, GayLubeOil couldn't have said it any better:

You can use women for their vaginas and nothing else. Or you can teach her to cook, workout and whatever else you expect out of a LTR. In the end all you get by default is vagina, unless she stops being attracted to you. If that's the case she has a headache.

A vagina is all you get if you're being honest with yourself. Many men lie about being emotionally validated by their women or a woman (as a partner), which really means they are still under the euphoria of the vagina, and cannot find happiness within themselves.

LifterofThings · 2014-09-08T13:15:06+00:00

I always wondered how GayLubeOil was meant to be split... Like, was it a first, middle, surname kinda deal? All one mass like Madonna or Prince? Thank you for answering this burning question.

Quality post as usual, Mr. Oil.

CrazyForYouToo · 2014-09-08T15:57:30+00:00

What you're going to find is that western and western influenced women expect a lot more from men than they're willing to give in return.

I like that you included the "Western" qualifier (in both ethnicity and influence).

Of course women are still women anywhere we go, but it's easy to separate the pure SE Asian girls (at least) from the Western or Western-influenced girls.

I was floored years ago when a young 9/10 Indonesian girl shyly mentioned that I say that I'm sorry too much (as a man). She was absolutely right. I've since taken the stance that "We men only have 3 apologies to use throughout our lifetime. Use them wisely" (I can't remember who the quote is from).

I enjoy your posts. I encourage you to keep it up, Brother.

Jessewilks · 2014-09-08T19:15:02+00:00

"As a vagina operator, men owe her tons of free shit." Hit the nail on the head. Good read.

Zanford · 2014-09-08T21:58:29+00:00

I would never dare use a woman just for her vagina. BJs and anal are more fun, with less pregnancy risk.

thoramit · 2014-09-08T23:07:50+00:00

I'm fairly new to this sub and am really appreciating the quality content that is shared here. My eyes are slowly being opened! Thanks for this post

boney_hoo_hoo · 2014-09-08T17:45:34+00:00

"Compare the diahrea bags." If you run for congress I will vote for you.

nechoha · 2014-09-08T13:37:00+00:00

What size bag would you recommend using for each portion of the test Gaylube Oil? What are some if your personal pointers for making a woman? I'll read your link from the other comments. But what techniques have worked for you?

RealRational · 2014-09-08T17:25:57+00:00

Or you can teach her to cook, workout and whatever else you expect out of a LTR.

How? How do I do this? If anyone cares to answer start from cold approach and go from there. Honestly even a simple outline, bullet points, would be helpful.

Donald_Fuck · 2014-09-08T12:38:48+00:00

Another instant classic by GLO.

wiseclockcounter · 2014-09-08T19:23:27+00:00

As u/asd1100 said, society doesn't condition women into being who they are. That would imply that they would behave differently in a different cultural setting, and it's clear that gender dynamics are pretty consistent across most cultures.

Society is instead a reflection of the biological imperatives of each sex. It is in the inherent nature of biology that men and women act they way they do towards each other. Women hold the cards on reproduction (and thereby sex), men on resources. It follows logically that women will use their power to acquire the value that men have to offer, simply because they can-- not because they were conditioned into behaving this way. Absolute power corrupts absolutely. It is human nature to fall into a pattern where there is much to be gained at little cost.

It bothers me that such a prominent voice on TRP would be spouting the same feminist bullshit that strips women of their accountability. Nothing is stopping women from creating value in themselves in addition to their sex appeal- and many do. But if we're talking generally here, enough women are content to settle with the leverage they're granted at birth- and it's not because of social conditioning.

40_SixandTwo · 2014-09-08T14:07:57+00:00

So much this. That was inspiring.

CannedBrains · 2014-09-08T20:21:08+00:00

I'm so glad I have an eastern european woman with traditional values.

smokingmonkey420 · 2014-09-08T16:29:53+00:00

I actually disagree with this premise. Essentially, what GLO is explaining is a double standard. Now correct me if I'm wrong but TRP doesn't really have a problem with that right?

Women expect more from men. Whoopdy-do. Tell us something we don't know. That's just the way it is. It only makes sense that men do the hard work since women have the babies. Yeah, I get feminism and equality and all that but fuck that. We're better than that.

There's an upside, if you figure it out well enough, you get to be an alpha. You get to live your life how you like, not dependent on another creature such as yourself.

wheyapartment · 2014-09-08T23:52:18+00:00

"Depressed men are unattractive"

Depends. If the guy is a depressed alpha he comes off as being "mysterious", "different", etc.. He becomes a pop culture vampire

Rogerdodger1985 · 2014-09-09T02:52:27+00:00

ts foolish to expect any equality in a relationship because society conditions women to be selfish assholes.

This is very true and honestly I'm done being mad about it. These last few days I've done a lot of thinking of what I would do and how I would act if I was in their shoes. Truth is I would probably behave the same way...you can't blame a scorpion for being a scorpion because that's all it knows.

If you have a girl who has been told all her life that she's beautiful and gotten so many things because of it well she loses the being grateful part and it becomes an expectation...

On a side not I can't wait till things like google glasses become popular and we can actually see what a beautiful woman's day is like...I really think that it's only then that we will realize the amount of conditioning that has reinforced the entitled behaviour.

sumdumguy-throwaway · 2014-09-08T14:06:52+00:00

If women didn't have vaginas, they would be hunted for sport.

Teeklin · 2014-09-08T13:56:39+00:00

The answer to "Why are all women like this?" is easy.

They aren't.

It's fun to lump a bunch of horrible snobs together with an entire gender, but the real world is nuanced. There are plenty of stuck up bitches in the world who bring nothing to the table, but there are also plenty of intelligent, supportive, loving women out there who will stick with their men through the good times and the bad.

You just won't ever find one with this sort of jaded outlook on the entire gender. It's a self-fulfilling prophecy.

Jillianmd777 · 2014-09-08T16:24:35+00:00

Hi! Woman here!

Good husband expectations: Protect, provide, and procreate. The 3 Ps that were also important to my favorite literary couple: Penelope and Odysseus. When Odysseus finally returns from his 20 year fucking journey she asks him 3 questions to make sure it's him and to make sure he is still a MAN. She essentially sets up what you guys would call a shit test I guess, but if you hadn't seen your SO in 20 years and all these other suitors are trying to holler, you'd want to make sure he's the real deal, too. A man should be able to protect his family, fuck like a stud (devour me, please?), and also provide. I don't mean you need to be rich as fuck, but we're not cave people hunting anymore. So it is expected that you hunt for currency now instead.

As a slight continuation of the odyssey, Penelope is the perfect wife. She was beautiful and maintained her beauty. She kept the home thriving and tender her hearth. She got with child and had their baby right before Odysseus left for Troy. She raised their son to be like his father, and she remained faithful to Odysseus for the entire 20 years it took him to return (even though he was coerced and fucked by that bitch Circe for like 10 years). Anyways, suitors are lining up like "sup bby you want sum fuk?" And Penelopē is just like, "Until I see his dead body, I will remain faithful and wait his return." Even though men are lining up for her because she is still beautiful. And here's the thing: if she took them up on their offers, she would devalue herself. Part of her value is her loyalty, and straying from her husband for another would lose that part of her. So I think a good woman is mindful of all these things as well as the good of her progeny.

As a woman/wife/girlfriend, I believe the following is also expected of me: Be attractive: not just in looks, but smell, composure, posture, language, etcetera. Women are creatures of beauty and aesthetics. We love beautiful things and we excel in their creation. I want to make beautiful children, beautiful(and tasty!) meals, a clean, organized home, and whatever I can do to make my significant other's life easier. If that means picking up a job, then fine! If that means getting up a little earlier to make breakfast and pack a lunch for him: no problem! When it comes to sex? I am reading and willing any time. How can any woman withhold from a man she's been with for 5+ years??? Like, do you not love him? Do you not enjoy orgasms? I do not understand that. Anyways, it is also expected that if you have children you be a good mother. At the end of the day, nothing else will matter as much about a woman than that. You cannot be a good wife and a bad mother. You just cannot. It is impossible. But being a good mother often will coincide with being a good wife.

Example: I work full time in car sales, average like 55-60 hours a week there. I also work 15 hours a week part time nannying (good child rearing practice for my own kids). I come home and cook and do the dishes. I empty the cat litter and clean the kitchen. My boyfriend, however, has no job. He protects and dear god the sex is great. But he isn't good at the providing part. Not yet anyways. He's going back to school for computer science, so I cut him some slack there. Hence why I'm working two jobs and still perform my other womanly duties. I think it is important for women to not forget that respect is a two way street. And if you are looking for respect, you better make sure you are showing it as well. Treating the father of your children like an ATM deserves a divorce.

Any ways, I'm sorry this is a NAWALT post, but they aren't. There are exceptions to every rule. Anyways, I'm obviously a unicorn since I think my marriage should be based on principles held in antiquity, but still. I'm sure I can't be alone.

Edit: I'm confused as to why I'm getting downvoted without explanation. Someone please explain why you are down voting since the basics of reddiquette indicate downvotes should be used for things that for add to discussion, not for disagreements. If you disagree with me, however, I would love to hear what it is I said that you take issue with. Thanks.

hohamocha · 2014-09-08T18:50:29+00:00

You need to be a fucking comedian. Why have you never done standup comedy? You can be the new big muscle bro comedian. Start a new trend.

workunit13 · 2014-09-08T17:41:46+00:00

My current is not like that at all, her relationship model was her parents and grandparents who were with 1 partner for life. I've been vulnerable with her and shes still here.

arinot · 2014-09-08T19:19:31+00:00

I'll just leave this here: http://www.bevmo.com/Media/Images/ProductImagesFull/72456.jpg

hohamocha · 2014-09-09T12:02:12+00:00

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jbuttons2 · 2014-09-08T18:48:16+00:00

People are generally disposable.

mbillion · 2014-09-08T17:55:30+00:00

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thegreatbrah · 2014-09-08T16:10:47+00:00

This is hilarious. I cant believe you people actually think this way.

Title	Gaylube Oil's Expectation Test
Author	GayLubeOil
Upvotes	473
Comments	290
Date	September 8, 2014 12:02 PM UTC (11 years ago)
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