Fuck The Red Pill

Fuck The Red Pill.

Not long ago I used to be able to watch a movie and not pick up the subtle undertones and character relationship models I am now forced to see like an ugly stripper on stage.

Here we have a story, about a man and a woman. Their names are Ralph and Vanellope. While not in a sexual relationship they have been BFF's for six years.

Every day they work when the arcade is open and every night they do the same thing. Chill, go drink at Tappers and watch the sunrise. It’s the same routine, day in and day out.

Ralph, being a simple minded man is perfectly fine with this, however Vanellope like all women - they want more. They want excitement in their lives.

Complaining of her job to Ralph, he goes and builds her a new track. Typical nice guy, trying to solve his woman's problems. Well, that plan backfires as during the process Vanellope shows how selfish she really is. She rides the track to not only the detriment of her own game, but all her subjects in the game. She overrides her programming and fights the user who is playing the game to the point her game breaks.

AWALT?

As the game is unplugged Ralph and Vanellope head out on a quest to eBay to find her replacement steering wheel and hopefully restore her game.

During this process, two very significant events happen. Vanellope finds a new game with new and exciting people to be with and Ralph continuing his nice guy status, literally works his ass off making video's and meme's to save his friends game, while she puts forth minimal effort to do the same.

What is Ralph attempting to save? Her game? Or his status-quo relationship with Vanellope?

Vanellope has already moved on mentally. She was sad at first when she lost her game, but now she has a new game ran by the amazingly hot Gal Gadot (giddy). Not only does she willingly leave behind her "princess" status where she is the boss in her own game, she leaves behind all her people as well. All that security and her loyal subject for a taste of the excitement and rush of a new life.

After Ralph has slaved away getting the necessary funds to buy her steering wheel he sits outside of eBay waiting for his friend to come and give him the love and attention he deserves. After all, he literally has saved her game for her!

He is the fucking hero!

But she doesn’t give a fuck. She is sitting on the hood with Gal talking shit about her man.

Ralph over hears their conversation and gets pissed. In a final attempt to beta trap his girl back into their relationship he unleashes a virus inside her game, nearly killing his girl in the process.

Like all forms of insecurity, this all comes to a epic battle in the end that is the Ralph insecurity virus and Ralph finally coming to the realization that he needs to be a man, and let his woman go. Going to gloss over the fact that Disney delivered one final blow to male masculinity when all the princesses needed to save a "big strong man" from his death by catching him in a dress, but whatever.

Ralph moves on with his life. He accepts the fact Vanellope is going to live with Gal, and starts to focus on himself. The motherfucker already knows how to lift and is huge, so he had that going for him already. But he invests time into other areas, makes new (old) friends, hobbies and does his own thing. Even if that thing is burning pies.

There are so many Red Pill lessons in this movie, it literally makes me sick to not only have to see this shit, but to know some Disney motherfucker is thinking about this and programming it into movies and programming our kids.

But this is MRP and not the conspiracy reddit so I digress.

This is the exact same script so many of you motherfuckers run through in the attempt to save your marriage.

Just replace game with Chad and meme with marriage counselor and toss in a side of Hypergamy.

At the end of the day, the focus has to be on yourself. What if Ralph would have invested the time in the beginning - on himself. Why did Vanellope have to leave for him to start doing other hobbies, back yard BBQ's and being an expert at making burnt pies?

All of this ties back to my The Affair post.

The premise is the same. Once she has mentally checked out, the game is lost and you need to know that.

Get to work motherfucker, and not on building a new track.

No one is going to stick around for a beta man.