But god forbid you don’t take care of a LVM when he has his “man cold”

Leavix · 2020-10-02T20:06:48+00:00

Going to steal those lines for emotional labor requests

BellaMob · 2020-10-02T20:27:56+00:00

A lady I know got bullied by some crazy pickmeisha aunties when her boyfriend got sick (don't know if it's covid) and she refused to go to his place to "treat him" (by making soup, cleaning and rubbing snake oil on him). They called her selfish and spoiled lol.

lil_monstera · 2020-10-02T20:41:41+00:00

Just don't be an idiot. It's not that hard.

hypointellectual · 2020-10-03T00:14:34+00:00

LADIES DO I HAVE A DOOZY FOR YOU!

Please do not read ahead if you have high blood pressure or anger issues cuz you’ll want to blow up / throw your phone.

My emotionally and mentally abusive ex was such a fucking asshole. We lived together. I got food poisoning once and he went to work. I stayed home to fend for myself which was fine whatever.

After work he said he was coming home with food for me. He said he would be there soon...I waited two hours and nothing. So guess motherfuckin’ what. I drove my ass to a restaurant 25 min from me and my friends came and bought dinner. I literally wanted to die on the drive. I was ok at that time but super dehydrated.

Guess who the fuck came home to an empty apartment and got jealous that I was probably out with some other dude? Yup, my ex.

His excuse? “I decided to go to the 24 Hr Fitness (gym) on Sesame Street.” That particular gym is a ONE HOUR drive away in traffic. WHAT? We have 24 Hr Fitness 5 min from us and we literally live in an apartment with a gym. “I like that gym better.” Keep in mind that 24 Hour Fitness is A CHAIN and all their gyms are extremely similar.

Next time he got sick I was like whatever. Guess what he said to me? “I’m sick and I’m a big baby when I’m sick. Why didn’t you take care of me?”

Oh. My. God. Save my soul.

rebelliousswagger · 2020-10-02T21:26:20+00:00

Lmao I love using men’s energy on them.

You sick? Oh just stop being sick.

Wah I’m sad emotionally support me. Oh that sucks, what did you have for lunch earlier?

LadyGrimes · 2020-10-02T22:01:08+00:00

Man one of my ex's was a straight up drama queen when he had the flu. He was putting on a show for me because he wanted my attention and instead all it did was annoy me.

redbirdflies · 2020-10-02T23:42:32+00:00

Really what this boils down to is that men can’t stand the idea of anything distracting us from their needs. It’s all about ‘muh penis’, even if you can’t fucking breathe

DoeEyedBrownSkin · 2020-10-02T21:13:44+00:00

This is funny 😂 just breathe 🤣

2020-10-02T21:54:56+00:00

Especially with coronavirus right now. She could literally not be able to breathe. He is a prize

usually_compliant · 2020-10-03T03:57:05+00:00

I nursed an ex during his recovery from a debilitating injury. He threw a bowl of food I cooked for him at my head. Not doing that shit again. Walk, motherfucker, it ain't that hard.

Pahapan · 2020-10-03T04:50:12+00:00

When my ex got food poisoning for a couple days I put together a $50 care package for him and dropped it off at his house. Bone broth, ginger ale, Pedialyte, bread sticks, saltines, etc. I got him multiple flavors of everything because he's a picky eater and I wasn't sure what he'd prefer.

When I got sick he made me drive over food that'd been misdelivered to my house because he forgot to change the address in his app. 🙃

Aphor1st · 2020-10-02T20:33:29+00:00

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ayhtdws1989 · 2020-10-02T23:00:10+00:00

I had an ex I literally hated when he got sick. Became a literal infant as soon as he had a sore throat. In general I have very little patience for complainers, people with low pain tolerances, etc because I've been through so much pain and suffering.

pao664 · 2020-10-03T02:31:51+00:00

She could have COVID. How fucking callous of him to say “just breathe”. Awful.

timetofliptables · 2020-10-02T20:48:01+00:00

I... have no words.

mscristalconnors · 2020-10-03T02:35:41+00:00

Lmaoooo we got some classics in the group today 😂😂😂

IAteTheDragon · 2020-10-03T11:12:19+00:00

r/thanksimcured

YouKnowHowIBe · 2020-10-02T23:15:45+00:00

This reminds me of when I was in labor! My ex was sitting on the couch staring at his phone while I was pacing with contractions. He didn’t even look up, just said, “Don’t forget to breathe.”

fim_de_semana · 2020-10-03T11:30:02+00:00

When I have an anxiety attack, my friends want to scramble to make the world stop. They don’t quite know what to do, but they know it’s serious. Their effort alone means a lot to me. This is how I want to be treated.

2020-10-04T13:23:09+00:00

My ex said this to me while I was having a panic attack... 🤦🏻‍♀️ and didn’t expect me to leave him lmao

Title	But god forbid you don’t take care of a LVM when he has his “man cold”
Author	BlueJeanMistress
Upvotes	373
Comments	42
Date	October 2, 2020 7:51 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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