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Dont let those bitches touch my jacket

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by null on /r/TheRedPill
10 January 2017 11:43 AM UTC
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Ran out for a quick drink after work with a natural. If I told him I was on the executive committee of a learned masculinity forum he would laugh as he would surely think Im joking.

Anyway, 3 women joined us at the bar and we exhanged pleasantries for a few moments when my bud needed the restroom.

The Shitlord carefully took off his suit jacket and hung it expertly on the back of his chair. Speaking to only me, he said.

"Hitting the head. Dont let these bitches touch my jacket"

The women's jaws dropped. Cue the feigned outrage :

"Did he mean us?? Are you kidding? Who does he think he is???"

Well it was absolutely predictable. When he got back All 3 were searching for his attention and approval Hair flipping, tits jutted out, touching his arms etc.



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708 upvotesHakametal3 years ago

You were out with Trump, weren't you.

138 upvotesrossiFan3 years ago

I'd love to go to one of his parties.

159 upvotes • [deleted] • 3 years ago

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159 upvotes • [deleted] • 3 years ago

your salty politics belong in another sub

20 upvotesrossiFan3 years ago

You really don't have an original thought, do you?

36 upvotesgenesisofman3 years ago

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36 upvotesgenesisofman3 years ago

"Know a lot of people" aka read it on CNN

4 upvotesRedAnachronism3 years ago

He's an extremely capable scrumbag. There's no denying he's good at shaping his own reality - that's about as alpha as it gets.

-5 upvotesthetotalpackage73 years ago

The reason you suck with women is because only pussies and homos voted for Clinton. Which are u?

-10 upvotes • [deleted] • 3 years ago

I've never seen so many dislikes for a redpill comment before (don't jinx it on me you guys) XD!!!

3 upvotesSilverandgold23 years ago

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!

Best joke i have seen all week!

-113 upvotesoblivioustoobvious3 years ago

Are you saying Trump has game or Trump is mysoginistic?

Edit: I'm retarded for asking a question here.

217 upvotesOmnibrad3 years ago

"At this point, what difference does it make?"

29 upvotesSlappaDaBayssMon3 years ago

You didn't ask a question, you make a snide comment with a question mark on the end.

But let's assume you were actually asking a question in good faith.

Do you think a charismatic, 6'3" billionaire with a "take no shit attitude" either:

A.) Has game.

B.) Is the Supreme leader of the patriarchy and literally hates women.

4 upvotesBiteAndThrow3 years ago

A supreme leader of the patriarchy would hate women as much as he would hate his car or watch, or his other property. So that's not a good comparison.

1 upvotesRedAsBlood3 years ago

You are on the wrong sub if you are asking about mysogyny.

159 upvotesmenial_optimist3 years ago

High SMV = This works on bar chicks Not High SMV = "Omg what a loser" they walk off

High smv is key

164 upvotes • [deleted] • 3 years ago

Yes but SMV isnt just abs and good hair.

The brash, unafraid- to -piss -a girl- off attitude is refreshing to women bored to tears with the faggotry ass kissing for a sniff of pink

67 upvotes • [deleted] • 3 years ago

Was banging a so called "feminist" back in the day. I told her that I'm smarter then her, she asked why and I said it was because I was a guy. Never seen her so pissed but literally 20 minutes later she is cooking me a meal and sucking my cock. Will never forget that funny lesson.

37 upvotesjohnbranflake3 years ago

The best cognitive dissonance is banging an "empowered" feminist in the most dominating fashion and watching their brain explode from enjoying it so much

6 upvotes • [deleted] • 3 years ago

watching their bodies fight their minds is hilarious

I've never had nastier, kinkier, more wild sex than with feminist women.

holy shit they have no limits

1 upvotesSMGPthrowaway3 years ago

The fact that a lot of us has this experience says a lot.

Second best head I've had is from a feminist liberal (the first the girl would get drunk and wouldn't have a gag reflex, kinda no contest).

3 upvotes • [deleted] • 3 years ago

Brian exploding is a lot of credit for them. It's what they do every day and still think the same. I love them for how god damn submissive they want to be. It's like all this "power" they got is wanting to be taken away. What a world.

11 upvotesjohnbranflake3 years ago

Polling shows that women are less happy now than they were in the 70s when most women were stay at home moms. They need to try to take power from men as a societal shit test but they don't actually want us to give it to them.

5 upvotestrapaik3 years ago

"Because I'm a guy" Lmao, gonna use this one on a feminist.

1 upvotes • [deleted] • 3 years ago

I pulled it off last night again just for shits and giggles and it was hilarious. The two woman I was with started saying how they disliked feminism to the one girl who is a feminist. Best shit ever.

3 upvotesStoicBeard3 years ago

Yeah but what are your friend's stats? Does he lift? (height,weight)

-28 upvotes • [deleted] • 3 years ago

Calling me a derogatory name to get my attention is a huge turn off.

49 upvotes • [deleted] • 3 years ago

too bad for you I would give zero fucks because you are easily replaceable.

you thought you were special!

14 upvotes • [deleted] • 3 years ago

lol ikr these hoes think they're special

11 upvotesblackedoutfast3 years ago

having an attitude where you regularly say shit like this gives you a high SMV.

obvs everything works better if you're a 6'4" low bf% underwear model with a perfect jawline. but it can take a lot of work and a lot of time for a typical dude to significantly increase his SMV through things like exercise and diet. even then there's always some limit to how physically attractive you can become.

but it takes zero effort to become a god-tier asshole. you can go out today and start saying shit like this and your SMV will instantly increase.

2 upvotesOzymanberg3 years ago

Agreed. It really does wonders for your game.

4 upvotes • [deleted] • 3 years ago

It's also just a funny thing to say in general

138 upvotesThe_BitterTruth3 years ago

Hitting the head? Ex Military? That's some navy/marine shit right there.

upvotesstonepimpletilists3 years ago

yup. Just go down the flats, then hit the ladder to the upper dick, heads are port side aft

23 upvotesHobbesTheBrave3 years ago

Hitting the head?

Can you translate this to civilian?

4 upvotesHobbesTheBrave3 years ago

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4 upvotesHobbesTheBrave3 years ago

Orders, ways how things are done, basic maintenance, everything need to be understood. They need to be taught. Just as kids needs to be taught by parents.

You're an officer, or something, aren't you? Because the talk the grunts talk here at TRP/MRP, it isn't as perceptive as your is.

upvotesstonepimpletilists3 years ago

Was enlisted, retired Nov 2015. Plus, worked in a high security zone, or the bidge. Generally isolated from everyone but the Officers Co/XO/and Coxn during regular duties

10 upvotescdhunt62823 years ago

Marine/navy slang for bathroom.

Marines/Navy = head

Army = latrine

Chair force = master bath ensuite

-9 upvotesUniversalFapture3 years ago

Chairforce?

What about TSgt John Chapman, SrA Jason Cunningnham, SSgt Rober Gutierrez, SrA Mark Forester, etc... Anyone who is dumb enough to think there is a distinction in manhood and the branch you serve is not worth speaking to.

13 upvotesAmlanceJockey3 years ago

Type this into google: "define joke"

3 upvotescdhunt62823 years ago

Hey guy, lighten up. If you had served you'd know we all make fun of each other. We all know the air force does good work. It's just inter-branch competitiveness

3 upvoteszyk0s3 years ago

"Head" is actual a naval term for the toilet on a vessel, it's not strictly military.

7 upvotes0xdada3 years ago

Was about to say, does nobody here actually sail?

3 upvotesOccams_Stubble3 years ago

"The "head" aboard a Navy ship is the bathroom. The term comes from the days of sailing ships when the place for the crew to relieve themselves was all the way forward on either side of the bowsprit, the integral part of the hull to which the figurehead was fastened."

5 upvotesGawernator3 years ago

Were you British navy? Never heard flats or dick in US navy though most American military jargon was taken from British

0 upvotes • [deleted] • 3 years ago

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3 upvotesMeterus3 years ago

Is that also where the poop deck is?

3 upvoteszyk0s3 years ago

Funnily enough, the toilet on a ship is at the opposite side of the poop deck. That's why it's called "head".

3 upvoteshiphoprising3 years ago

Idk I've got army/Air Force in my family and they say the same thing

6 upvotesToussant3 years ago

This is where the thread turns into another subreddit. I've seen and done it before. Just get the definition and return to how this dude got competition from 3 strangers at a bar.

12 upvotesSilverandgold23 years ago

lol, ya, these interactions are always so predictable.

It becomes child's play after while.

Though i would add, to pull it off, you should be at least modestly attractive.

You don't even need to be that great, women's view of a mans attractiveness is easy to sway.

But you do need some degree of good looks, even if your just average. Attraction for women comes from the mental, much more so then men. You can really alter how they view your "looks" but altering how they view as a person. But you do need some good looks to back it up.

However. For all you know, he might be one of your fellow executive's and you don't even know it.

Though really guys, it's not that hard, just don't feel sorry for women. That's it. Don't... Feel... Sorry... For... Them.

What did that guy in your story do? He didn't feel sorry for them. So he stopped caring what they think.

Cue the feigned outrage!

Of course then they crave your attention.... And you all know the rest.

I never felt sorry for women, so, i never cared what they thought. A bit of good looks, knowing i had options, and that's all i ever needed.

It is easy guy's, honestly.

83 upvotesempatheticapathetic3 years ago

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83 upvotesempatheticapathetic3 years ago

Clippings of newspaper articles from 9/12/01

54 upvotes • [deleted] • 3 years ago

Number closed the one with tight sweater

-8 upvotes • [deleted] • 3 years ago

Guess he wasn't a natural after all. F CLOSE OR BUST.

56 upvotes • [deleted] • 3 years ago

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56 upvotes • [deleted] • 3 years ago

I specifically used it that time to piss off RPanonynmoose

totes worked!!

-25 upvotes • [deleted] • 3 years ago

Hell yeah brah. I like you. We should totally go out and sarge some HB traps and fuck close dome LAHB 10s; watch out for AMOGs though brah; I got your six

9 upvotesHotdawg1793 years ago

You sound really fun.

Can you teach me what those super cool words mean, bro?

9 upvotesRhythmic3 years ago

"Hitting the head. Dont let these bitches touch my jacket"

This is an example of a signal that cannot be faked.

You either do this with full conviction or you 'die.'

You don't really die, but you are found out as 'fake' and the angry pussy scratches your eyes out.

Ugh, text is a lousy medium. I don't mean to 'scare' you, not one bit. Actually, I'm quite amused ...

What I'm trying to say is that you really need the right attitude with this ...

2 upvotes6ix_3 years ago

I like your writing style. I could actually hear you in my head.

2 upvotesRhythmic3 years ago

Yeaaaah, that felt GOOD!

My ego is melting like hot butter. Could you say this once again?

I could actually hear you in my head.

An army of people having my thoughts loop in their heads. Kinda nice. I never planned this, but now that it's happening, I don't object.


Being aware of one's ego helps to keep it in check. We men tend to easily fall for ass-kissing, and this is a major weakness.

I appreciate your feedback. I'm trying.

Thanks dude.

31 upvotes • [deleted] • 3 years ago

And they also hamster over what's in the jacket if you have pockets and word it correctly, looks like a great strategy

44 upvotesTheRedPillMan13 years ago

I don't think it's a good strategy. OP said the guy was a natural alpha so he could pull it off. If a normal guy does it he may sound offensive instead of cocky. That's the power of being a natural alpha

100 upvotes • [deleted] • 3 years ago

Try it and report back

What have you got to lose? Project that you are the fucking greatest.

Women dont know and cant tell so they look to these cues

17 upvotes • [deleted] • 3 years ago

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17 upvotes • [deleted] • 3 years ago

you feel SMV isnt high enough and you throw out a neg and then what?

you get rejected by a bitch?

So fucking what! Happens to me all the time and Im Shawn Beachbody

10 upvotes • [deleted] • 3 years ago

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7 upvotescoffee_and_lumber3 years ago

When you reach that critical level of SMV where women will actually approach you, you are provided with frequent opportunities to test and refine your game, which must lead to a virtuous cycle of improvement. I can only assume, having never experienced it myself.

You're pretty much dead on. Once you are in that zone, you can say, do, and get away with things you'd never have dreamed of before. High SMV and a couple big heavy balls and it's a pussy playground out there.

0 upvotes • [deleted] • 3 years ago

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2 upvotesnomorelulu3 years ago

a beta like me

The second you start thinking/talking like this, you've already lost.

2 upvotes • [deleted] • 3 years ago

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7 upvotesyumyumgivemesome3 years ago

The added bonus is that he showed superiority over you. He gave you an assignment while he was gone. How did you respond to him or the girls when he said that? What did the girls say to you while he was gone -- mostly bitching about his cockiness while feigning disinterest?

2 upvotes • [deleted] • 3 years ago

If that happened, it wasnt intended. He was trying to be funny for my benefit

2 upvotesfailingtheturingtest3 years ago

I got that sense from what you wrote. Not that it was intended, but that it would be an outcome. Also not in a way that put you down, but simply one that put the attention clearly on him while he was gone and left you as a prop.
edit: also the sense that this guy is fun to be around. That's maybe the real win there.
Having two with similar attitudes can help as long as you go with the rule of "yes and...". You support each other's antics and then get your turn. Can help build push/pull if you mix up who is being arrogant at which time.

1 upvotesTheRedPillMan13 years ago

I guess I could try it with strangers. If it backfires I'll just run for cover :-).

18 upvotesAlth123 years ago

Yep it's all about tone and body language. The words are a distant third place. Human communication 101.

8 upvotesshroomsonpizza3 years ago

We really are animals in that way. I look at body language way more than listen to her words. She can call me an asshole all day long but her eyes tell me a different story every time.

2 upvotes • [deleted] • 3 years ago

I truly think that a lot of the things that get reported here as "asshole behavior" are just funny shit to say in a bar setting.

1 upvotesjustj6sh3 years ago

Agreed. You can get away with saying just about anything if you say it in the right tone and you guys are reading each others body language and facial expressions.

25 upvotesAuvergnat3 years ago

The only difference between a natural and a "learned" alpha is that the first one didn't learn. If you practice TRP until your mindset and attitude both reflect PRIZE mentality, abundance mentality, outcome independence & assuming-the-sale mentality without even thinking about it anymore, then there'll be no visible differences between you and a "natural". And newbies will assume you're a natural.

26 upvotesSeemedGood3 years ago

The only difference between a natural and a "learned" alpha is that the first one didn't learn.

It's all learned. The only real difference is when and how you learned it. What folks around here call "natural" alphas are really just guys who learned it early through careful observation (ie when and how they were supposed to learn it) as opposed to the rest of us who learned/are learning it later after having to be awakened from deep BP slumber by horrendous experiences.

8 upvotes • [deleted] • 3 years ago

Deep BP slumber by horrendous experiences

Im debating pointing this

3 upvotescaP1taL1sm3 years ago

It's definitely the way most people discover TRP I'm sure.

1 upvotes • [deleted] • 3 years ago

I think they learned it before they even remember by such things as a strong dad, sisters, or female friends.

-6 upvotesutbygbg3 years ago

not true my natural personality fits what a lot of guys on here call alpha i never learned anything i just visit this sub because i find some of these stories to be entertaining i don't consider myself red pill i reject the idea that women are all likely going to cheat just because a better looking or richer or more alpha acting guy with better games comes along and i reject the whole nonsense idea that women don't truly love men and it's all just some selfish mating dynamic thing but i do like how you people point out that there are plenty of horrible women in the world instead of the blue pill nonsense of women all being great people or whenever they do bad it's a mans fault i also like how you point out how the whole be a gentleman to get girls thing is bullshit

22 upvotes-TriggerWarning3 years ago

I'm not a fan of periods, but you need some.

8 upvotesSeemedGood3 years ago

my natural personality fits what a lot of guys on here call alpha

Your "natural personality" is a result of your experiences and observations (ie learned).

2 upvotesRhythmic3 years ago

The only difference between a natural and a "learned" alpha is that the first one didn't learn...

... consciously.

We humans are learning machines - especially kids whose natural curiosity hasn't been stifled by a misplaced pride of being 'smart.'

'Naturals' learned 'by osmosis' without realizing that they were learning - just like we all learn to stand, talk and walk.

After a certain age, learning becomes conscious. From this point forward a willingness is required to question what we thought we knew.

0 upvotes • [deleted] • 3 years ago

Exactly, and we are better then alphas in some ways, since we can explain our train of thinking to aspiring-to-be alphas. I think both a natural and a Red Pill Alpha can pull my strategy off

6 upvotesAuvergnat3 years ago

Roosh would say learned is better than natural because the day the natural's attractive qualities fade away (looks, status), he just won't understand what's happening and spiral down into oblivion.

1 upvotescoffee_and_lumber3 years ago

The male version of The Wall.

1 upvotesIAlwaysBeCoding3 years ago

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1 upvotesIAlwaysBeCoding3 years ago

Stochastic Gradient Descent is always right

1 upvotes • [deleted] • 3 years ago

Operations research/optimization reference, I see what you did there.

3 upvotesTangoZulu3 years ago

The only difference between "offensive" and "cocky" (confident) is how you handle their reaction. The women in the example tried to act offended, but instead he came off as alpha and desirable because he (presumably) held frame and didn't buy into their shit test over it.

3 upvotes • [deleted] • 3 years ago

slightly offensive is better than boring.

Boredom is the opposite of attraction

0 upvotesJonnywest3 years ago

If you're worried about offending, you could try a lesser word than "bitch". Don't let these hobos touch my jacket. plebs. nobodies. etc.

0 upvotescoffee_and_lumber3 years ago

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0 upvotescoffee_and_lumber3 years ago

I don't know, I like "hobos".

Or maybe "tramps".

3 upvotesTangoZulu3 years ago

If you're worried about offending, you're doing it wrong. It's the complete IDGAF attitude that makes it work.

2 upvotesAkela_hk3 years ago

I use "peasants" if I happen to be around SJW. Most women just take it when I refer to them as bitches.

49 upvotespm_me_trp_advice3 years ago

Can you please go into a little bit more detail about the learned masculinity forum? Is there such a thing?

33 upvotespatrice_plz_come_bac3 years ago

Ahaaa!

-19 upvotesEl_Shakiel3 years ago

Was expecting to get Rick Rolled... Im sad now.

-36 upvotespatrice_plz_come_bac3 years ago

Go be sad somewhere else then

4 upvotesTheRedStoic3 years ago

I had my really nice leather jacket, it's zipper got busted because some fatty decided to try it on from the closet.

Believe me he's right to say this. Bitches will help themselves to everything and anything if you don't say no.

They don't even make that specific bomber anymore /sigh

1 upvotes • [deleted] • 3 years ago

I wasn't going to say it was you but thanks for the drinks bud

2 upvotesTheRedStoic3 years ago

Anything for a recognized bro. And doubly thanks for no names/location. I truly appreciate it.

1 upvotesCallMeBanjo3 years ago

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1 upvotesCallMeBanjo3 years ago

Literally lol'd at "executive community"

31 upvotesTangoZulu3 years ago

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31 upvotesTangoZulu3 years ago

The jacket doesn't matter; in film parlance it's a "MacGuffin", simply a prop to propel the characters forward. It worked because it immediately positioned the guy as higher status than the girls, and they had to then prove their worth to him instead of the other way around.

ETA: In response to your "Lord/Cupbearer" question, the key is to not talk to down to the other guys. Asking his friend to keep them away from his jacket isn't an order to a subordinate if you treat the other guy as an equal. You want to position your friends as just as high status as yourself. For one, it's implied social proof. High status people don't hang out with low status people. Two, it shows confidence that you're not threatened by other high status men. And three, it keeps the guys on your side instead of turning them against you to game the women. With true Abundance Mentality, you don't need to talk down the other guys to get women, you've got as many women as you want already. When guys compete against other guys, it comes from desperation. Don't fall into that trap.

4 upvotesPaid_Internet_Troll3 years ago

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4 upvotesPaid_Internet_Troll3 years ago

Too talky. Too nerdy. Too needy.

6 upvotes • [deleted] • 3 years ago

Christ, you are looking too deep

3 upvotesTangoZulu3 years ago

His objective wasn't to protect his space and get the women to leave. If it was, your example would probably work and chase them away, albeit with much less style.

3 upvotes • [deleted] • 3 years ago

Dude your drawing an imaginary line. I trust you as my equal to guard my made up valuable. It's a prop to knock the women off guard, now they are on the defensive rather then feeling like the hottest bitch in the room. It's all about the delivery as he: first set up his wingman as equal, second Jedi mind tricks the bitches, and broke the ice as ownership of the situation (frame statement). It's all in the delivery.

3 upvotes • [deleted] • 3 years ago

It's just funny, man.

You didn't get the immediate humor in it?

Heck, I think your phrases are maybe even funnier.

"Kind sir, can you protect this square meter from their bullshit while I am away?"

I'm imagining Will Ferrell saying that.

1 upvotesAnjaJutta3 years ago

Me and my closest friends often call each other sir as a joke. I'll try the line and let you know how it goes.

1 upvotes • [deleted] • 3 years ago

I'd advise against canned lines.

0 upvotes • [deleted] • 3 years ago

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