I just found these text messages from a few weeks ago before I really went full NC. My wife had found this TikTok ... whatever the fuck it's called... with some dude posting videos teaching men to be "real men" for their wives to be happy ("you must really listen with love in your heart..." and other such adulterations of sanity). It was the most deplorable, pathetically twisted dog shit I had ever seen. I watched about 10 seconds of this crap, and then ignored it completely (I'm really regretting losing those 10 seconds of my life too). She just kept sending them for days... She was like, "to know how to love me, you need to listen to what this douce guy says and do it". This was one of the many, many indications the inmate (singular) is running the asylum. I'm like, I may not know how to love you, but my attorney probably does.

UPDATE: instagram (equally worthless): brandontalksmarriage. (enjoy!) FML