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lovebun999 · 2020-06-05T17:32:37+00:00

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Elisa_LaViudaNegra · 2020-06-05T16:53:07+00:00

I was looking through old emails the other day and I realized that my nightmare ex was constantly giving me mixed signals from the beginning. Demanding to know whether the male mutual friend who introduced the two of us had ever hooked up with me, while simultaneously saying he didn’t need to be in a relationship right now, then the next day demanding to know how I knew a list of five guy friends who followed me online. Then asking me for space for weeks at a time while texting me daily. No wonder I felt like a crazy person. The narcissism was on display had I but known the cycle. When I broke up with him, he cried like a baby and said he was going to propose to me at my college graduation. It was astonishing and crazy-making. I was so relieved and clear-headed once we broke up. Some men will literally poison your mind and not think twice about it if it gets them what they want.

thialson · 2020-06-05T19:37:03+00:00

I had a guy who after I referred to him as my boyfriend in passing, absolutely lost his shit and exclaimed “Since when are we together?”. Even though he’d introduced me to his mum, stepdad, grandma, and invited me to 2 cookouts at his grandma’s house where all of his extended family were in attendance. He’d also talk about our future kids and how he’ll let me choose his next car when he gets a better job.

Bovvsette · 2020-06-05T18:33:17+00:00

If you remove the wedding it would be a classic forever girlfriend's fate. Although it's true that some men don't even take the marriage vows seriously, so it doesn't matter much.

This is painfully accurate either way. Men are totally okay with having a convenient placeholder girlfriend that they could ditch any minute, but ends up keeping her free trial for the rest of their lives. Because that's more comfortable at the moment, indefinitely. Women, however, are expected to make lifelong commitments, sacrifices and even birth babies for this scrote while he doesn't even see her as a full-on long term partner. Always looking for greener pastures, a way out, loopholes, expecting relationship favors and loyal dedication from a woman, but not offering any of his own.

Please never be this forever placeholder, find someone who actually loves YOU and is eager to commit to you. You're not some disposable or replaceable convenience, you're a person worthy of respect.

Gaki-fan-too · 2020-06-05T16:28:13+00:00

It would make sense if there was no marriage pic.

ObserveTheSpeedLaw · 2020-06-05T16:23:33+00:00

I feel this on a spiritual level! 🙄🙄🙄

nocellphoneuse · 2020-06-05T16:59:50+00:00

This is too funny 🤣🤣🤣😂

noavocadoshere · 2020-06-05T16:54:42+00:00

hey look, it's thomas middleditch.

PooPooMeeks · 2020-06-05T16:50:09+00:00

😂😆😂😆😂😆 SPOT ON!!!!!!!!!!!

meme_femme · 2020-06-05T15:47:21+00:00

Lmao hahahaha

roverlover1111 · 2020-06-05T19:51:19+00:00

This would also be great in r/satire.

priscamoyesa · 2020-06-05T23:33:30+00:00

😂 losers

dcbarr5 · 2020-06-06T03:01:59+00:00

TOO REAL

Wiggy_Bop · 2020-06-06T03:35:18+00:00

The damn truth. Funny, too.

Caspian-sea · 2020-06-06T05:25:33+00:00

I know it's a satirical comic but -- that is so fucking creepy. Guess jokes about sociopaths are trendy again.

Title	🤣😭
Author	stovetop_bellbottom
Upvotes	1812
Comments	59
Date	June 5, 2020 3:07 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/gx6avm/_/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/697877 https://theredarchive.com/post/697877

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