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[–]throwaway8437764FDS Newbie 289 points290 points291 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
And I thought getting unsolicited dick pics was bad
[–]VgraceDFDS Newbie 56 points57 points58 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Total gold! 😂
[–]purasangriaRuthless Strategist 68 points69 points70 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Send bobs and vagene." Lol
[–]creamtart_FDS Apprentice 204 points205 points206 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I know this was meant to be creepy and all but really, that’s the perfect man. He flings his penis in her “general” direction, so if it doesn’t land he still accepts his fate. What a guy.
[–]KiwiTigerLoonFDS Newbie 105 points106 points107 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
“He then swims off to die” 😂 <—-what guys think will happen if a woman rejects them “impolitely” or “without justification”
[–]shelballamaFDS Newbie 126 points127 points128 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]catlady4uFDS Newbie 107 points108 points109 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hey scrotes: It'S biOLoGy!
[–]Acrobatic-March-9763 95 points96 points97 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You're really going to piss off the incels with this one. 🤣
[–]namasdatingFDS Newbie 121 points122 points123 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If only they swam off to die after the first attempt
[–]pickmieshaexorcistFDS Disciple 61 points62 points63 points 5 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Reddit dudes: always the argonaut octopus, never the mighty lobster.
[–]Equal-Ear2312FDS Apprentice 19 points20 points21 points 5 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Is that a j peterson reference?
I swear, he brainwashed then into toxicity and profits off it immensely!
[–]UnstrirringCoffeeFDS Apprentice 10 points11 points12 points 5 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
What is it with Peterson and lobsters? I don't get the connection. All I can say about lobsters is not to bother them. They will attack you if you get in their face.
[–]Equal-Ear2312FDS Apprentice 14 points15 points16 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He wrote a book and compared humans to lobsters. 12 rules for life.
[–]quiteshall0wFDS Newbie 12 points13 points14 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
He said somewhere that lobsters mate for life and that humans should too. The funny thing is, he got the wrong crustacean. Didn't even bother to look it up.
[–]UnstrirringCoffeeFDS Apprentice 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago* (1 child) | Copy Link
So now I am watching documentaries about lobsters. Fascinating.
Edit: I am also trying to find out which crustaceans mate for life, but Google is coming up empty.
[–]pickmieshaexorcistFDS Disciple 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You almost made a haiku!
Now I am watching
Documentaries with lobsters
How fascinating.
🦞 🦀 🦞 🦀
[–]BeckyStocksFDS Newbie 75 points76 points77 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
A man who understands his worth.
[–]ButterfliesHurricaneFDS Newbie 68 points69 points70 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I just spat out my tea 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
[–]s_slayerFDS STRATEGY COACH 19 points20 points21 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Detachable penis - King Missile
[–]True-Audience-8258FDS Newbie 34 points35 points36 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
ugh something like this 😍
[–]radical__daphneRuthless Strategist 61 points62 points63 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is the funniest thing I've read and quite a while! 🤣😂
[–]UnforgettableBevyFDS Newbie 7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Wait, wasn't there a song about this?
[–]DameSorciereThrowaway Account 9 points10 points11 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Wait, does he die because he removed his penis, or like... what is going on here 😂
[–]DameSorciereThrowaway Account 16 points17 points18 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Ok an update from Wikipedia:
The males use a modified arm, the hectocotylus, to transfer sperm to the female. For fertilization, the arm is inserted into the female's pallial cavity and then becomes detached from the male. The hectocotylus when found in females was originally described as a parasitic worm.[6]
Excuse me while I go did from laughter
[–]spicyspaFDS Newbie 19 points20 points21 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The penis was pointless after all.
[–]no_takFDS Newbie 29 points30 points31 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ok human males already lurk in areas where women might hang out when looking to "mate" but I hope they get the fucking off and dying part down soon.
[–]CloacaDiddlerFDS Disciple 20 points21 points22 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Males of all species are quite dignified and evolved beings it seems…
[–]Inspection-CriticalFDS Newbie 13 points14 points15 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
In this case, it might have to do with female octopuses frequently cannibalizing males during sex.
More info here: http://www.bbc.com/earth/story/20150223-mysteries-of-cannibal-octopus-sex
[–]Equal-Ear2312FDS Apprentice 3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What is that monstrous blob of floating gelly? 😶 Gives me alien vibes.
[–]WatzooFDS Newbie 3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I’m sure this is rich for analogy and commentary, but I can’t stop giggling.
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