🤭

throwaway8437764 · 2021-06-26T20:50:01+00:00

And I thought getting unsolicited dick pics was bad

purasangria · 2021-06-26T23:35:15+00:00

"Send bobs and vagene." Lol

creamtart_ · 2021-06-26T21:38:40+00:00

I know this was meant to be creepy and all but really, that’s the perfect man. He flings his penis in her “general” direction, so if it doesn’t land he still accepts his fate. What a guy.

KiwiTigerLoon · 2021-06-27T03:05:46+00:00

“He then swims off to die” 😂 <—-what guys think will happen if a woman rejects them “impolitely” or “without justification”

shelballama · 2021-06-26T20:59:07+00:00

yeet

catlady4u · 2021-06-26T22:13:54+00:00

Hey scrotes: It'S biOLoGy!

Acrobatic-March-9763 · 2021-06-26T21:16:02+00:00

You're really going to piss off the incels with this one. 🤣

namasdating · 2021-06-26T21:22:45+00:00

If only they swam off to die after the first attempt

pickmieshaexorcist · 2021-06-26T22:17:27+00:00

Reddit dudes: always the argonaut octopus, never the mighty lobster.

BeckyStocks · 2021-06-26T23:38:31+00:00

A man who understands his worth.

ButterfliesHurricane · 2021-06-26T20:44:26+00:00

I just spat out my tea 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

s_slayer · 2021-06-26T23:49:37+00:00

Detachable penis - King Missile

True-Audience-8258 · 2021-06-26T21:30:34+00:00

ugh something like this 😍

radical__daphne · 2021-06-26T20:13:37+00:00

This is the funniest thing I've read and quite a while! 🤣😂

UnforgettableBevy · 2021-06-27T04:25:53+00:00

Wait, wasn't there a song about this?

DameSorciere · 2021-06-27T15:15:30+00:00

Wait, does he die because he removed his penis, or like... what is going on here 😂

spicyspa · 2021-06-27T03:38:10+00:00

The penis was pointless after all.

no_tak · 2021-06-27T00:56:33+00:00

Ok human males already lurk in areas where women might hang out when looking to "mate" but I hope they get the fucking off and dying part down soon.

CloacaDiddler · 2021-06-27T02:25:36+00:00

Males of all species are quite dignified and evolved beings it seems…

Equal-Ear2312 · 2021-06-27T04:58:54+00:00

What is that monstrous blob of floating gelly? 😶 Gives me alien vibes.

Watzoo · 2021-06-27T14:59:56+00:00

I’m sure this is rich for analogy and commentary, but I can’t stop giggling.

Title	🤭
Author	LittleSnackPack58
Upvotes	694
Comments	30
Date	June 26, 2021 7:47 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/o8hpit/_/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/787004 https://theredarchive.com/post/787004

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yeet