Baldness is Dadness

cinderella_rising · 2022-02-26T21:07:24+00:00

If bald were sexy, they wouldn’t need an article to convince us. 😂

The article literally focuses on 1/one/uno/un!! bald male celebrity, Jason Statham. Who by the way, has two kids with his forever-girlfriend-turned-forever-fiancé (together over a decade and still not married after 6 years engagement). And he’s shorter than her! 🤦🏻‍♀️

Catz10000 · 2022-02-26T22:53:38+00:00

I mean, did they ask women or men?

warinmymind94 · 2022-02-27T05:45:50+00:00

The issue is they can do something about it, and they don't. Instead they hat fish or just let it keep getting worse! They can take Rogaine or try thickening products. They can get hair transplants. They can go to salons, I've seen videos of the magic salons can do gluing in hair and things along that line. Nope, they just choose to hatfish or let that hairline go all the way back until it falls off... God forbid they have that ONE issue of balding ... and they still expect women to have gorgeous hair, great skin, great outfits, fit bodies, and be shaved for them. Tired of it.

Commercial_Place9807 · 2022-02-27T00:36:31+00:00

If women regularly went bald, there’d be a hair line surgery clinic on every street corner. It would just be accepted that like starving yourself or fighting in vain to stay young, that if you started balding you’d treat it aggressively.

recoveringlvmlover · 2022-02-27T09:30:21+00:00

I’ve never met a HV bald man. That’s just my experience but 🤷🏻‍♀️

VintagePallor · 2022-02-26T21:12:16+00:00

BIIIG difference between having a SHAVED head and being jacked vs the average balding middle aged Joe Schmoe lmao. Same as how a muscly Scottish Highlander might look sexy af in a kilt - doesn't mean your average chubby suburban dad can pull it off...

Davina33 · 2022-02-27T08:50:46+00:00

Bald men aren't sexy in my opinion. Men should think themselves lucky they aren't judged for every single flaw like women are. Crazy that dad bods are seen as sexy when men don't give birth and rarely get the hormonal problems such as hypothyroidism that can cause weight gain. Women are judged for being overweight though, I rarely hear a mom bod being called sexy and I say that as a slim woman myself.

scrotesbemad · 2022-02-28T01:58:19+00:00

I like how they used only Jason Statham as an example. The man is an action hero in film and has to stay in top shape. I don’t think the other baldies out there compare or have that level of fitness to offset the baldness. He’s sexy because he takes care of himself and keeps himself fit. The baldness doesn’t matter at that point. The article is literally telling men that you can be bald and have a dad bod and you’re still sexy because you have money and supposedly better at sex. What?! Some men get better, most don’t and just get ED.

Altowhovian93 · 2022-02-26T21:20:00+00:00

I have accepted my husbands hairline will eventually recede (I’ve met his dad and uncles). He’s not trying to hold onto his youth, use rogaine, wear a bad toupee etc, and he’s accepting it as a normal part of aging. Just like he accepts the fact that I will also age and look different as I get older. and he continues to treat me like the queen I am. His attitude is what makes the difference!

DivineGoddess1111111 · 2022-02-27T07:56:35+00:00

When my husband went bald in his twenties, I lost all of my physical attraction to him.

I didn't admit that to myself and he was the one who ended up leaving.

If it had happened to me, I would have done something about it. He couldn't have cared less.

Fudgeygooeygoodness · 2022-02-27T03:01:06+00:00

The bald man hot thing has been something I remember in early 90s or maybe late 80s with Bruce Willis too. No doubt perhaps even earlier than that but I’m an old millennial so that’s my point of reference. I don’t mind it, but it’s not my preference. These guys, they gotta take care of themselves well, have good facial structure and keep the hair really short or shaved for it to work.

whydenny · 2022-02-26T23:49:18+00:00

I could never be attracted to a bald men, not even short-haired. Long hair is a must.

slayeroftruth · 2022-02-27T07:46:30+00:00

Whatever delusions men want to believe.

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/a9/d1/ea/a9d1eaa7ee48a952251530ba930e226e.jpg

vs

https://www.hellomagazine.com/imagenes//royalty/2014042918445/kate-middleton-prince-william-third-wedding-anniversary/0-96-459/william-kate--z.jpg

vs

https://observer.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2021/10/GettyImages-1347144348.jpg?quality=80

Another example

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ER46Zx3W4AAwadm.jpg

vs

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4a/Jude_Law_-_Headshot.jpg

vs

http://www.belgraviacentre.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Jude-Law-receidng-Hairline.jpg

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Title	Baldness is Dadness
Author	SnarkSticks
Upvotes	128
Comments	52
Date	February 26, 2022 8:55 PM UTC (4 years ago)
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