BEWARE: Beard/ Hat Fishing

accidentallybleach · 2021-01-12T16:03:32+00:00

That one time in primary when our teacher shaved his beard over the weekend and the whole class started crying when he came in taught me a lot.

ScrappleSandwiches · 2021-01-12T14:07:25+00:00

Yes! Never commit to a dude with a beard until you at least see a photo of his shaved face. I didn’t see my (ex) husband’s actual face until after we were married, and it was a shock. Beards can hide all kinds of.. surprising features.

dumbroad · 2021-01-12T15:51:04+00:00

im somewhat okay with 'beard fishing' in the sense like a man recognizes he has an ugly feature and does something to enhance his appearance. i mean this for hvm. balding/hair loss has to suck. i long for a future where men put in as much effort into appearance as women are expected to, wear makeup etc. i think it sucks as a society women are expected to be attractive, but i know it will never go away, so its time for that expectation to be placed on men

IsabellaGalavant · 2021-01-12T14:11:09+00:00

Ok but the beard thing? You don't understand how true that is. Like, if you've never seen it in real life before it'll genuinely shock you. They sometimes have a completely different face under there!

yellow_pterodactyl · 2021-01-12T16:19:09+00:00

I inadvertently don’t match with anyone not smiling. What are you hiding? Joy? Happiness?

2oatmeal_cookies · 2021-01-12T15:26:58+00:00

LOL. Who do they think they’re fooling? The hat is especially obvious when they’re wearing it indoors. I immediately assume they have only a few wisps of hair matted beneath.

MiaNaim · 2021-01-12T18:48:51+00:00

My ex-boyfriend shaved his beard, and I was not impressed...at all 🤦🏾‍♀️. My expression must have said everything, cuz his goofy ass actually laughed saying, "It's too late. I gotcha now". 😒 These asshats know exactly what they're doing .

PhoridayThe13th · 2021-01-13T01:02:37+00:00

Dudes can’t help it if they’re balding, but the hats just look dumb. Shave it! A rotation of dirty ball caps, beanies, and other head gear (if you’re lucky, they rotate them), isn’t much effort. Nor cute. And full beards always make me wonder... is he lazy and unhygienic, or a chinless wonder? 😁

This is a good PSA.

SamuelaTheThrifty · 2021-01-12T15:15:06+00:00

Hahaha!

I’m too old for men in a ball cap. Men over 25 should only wear ball caps when playing baseball, are in the sun, camping, doing manual labour like home renovations. Ball caps are for boys.

lvioletsnow · 2021-01-12T16:06:29+00:00

I once stopped seeing a very sweet man because of his weak chin. It was hard to notice at first because he had an, admittedly very stylish, goatee.

But once I saw it? My poor ovaries retreated into my chest. Weak genes? I just could not. No matter how hard I tried.

miss_peach94 · 2021-01-12T15:01:23+00:00

This is why I don't speak to men who don't have any photographs without a cap, and haven't done so for years because I know they're balding lol

warinmymind94 · 2021-01-13T05:04:57+00:00

Men need to either shave it off all the way when it starts receding OR they need to look into the several treatment options available: laser treatments, hair transplants, Rogaine, and a healthier diet.

Men should be jumping at these opportunities. Society doesn't even expect much from them, especially when it comes to their appearance. As women, we all can agree society expects us to look like stereotypical models: thin, large waist/breasts, long smooth hair, clear skin, groomed brows, no leg hair/arm hair, waxed bikini area, heaven forbid we show any signs of getting the slightest wrinkle or gray hair, perfectly white teeth, nails that are done, perfectly styled outfits, smooth skin, we are expected to always be fresh and perfectly put together. Let's not even talk about how pregnancy changes and challenges our bodies.

Men you can get that hair transplant. Its the least you can do. You are visual creatures so you should be concerned about being a balding man baby.

ALISHAISHERE123 · 2021-01-12T14:00:26+00:00

Omg 🤣

Arcaii · 2021-01-13T07:20:31+00:00

I just came across an antifds sub and this was one of their posts. It was like fdsredpill or something. We got a fan club now I guess.

nancy5559 · 2021-01-12T18:51:58+00:00

Wow this totally looks like my first boyfriend from ten years ago. But he was a really nice guy, he was a stoner/dumb and unambitious which is why we broke up because we didn’t really have a future together, BUT he was a really really nice guy. Still this makes me laugh, thanks for making my day haha. I love this image

tallwomenneedlovetoo · 2021-01-12T15:50:54+00:00

I haaaaaaate beards the majority of the time. They always look so gross and unkempt with hair creeping up towards their eyes and the sides of their noses. I’ve really only seen some black and middle eastern men give them true upkeep, sculpting and length trims to look good.

My spouse keeps some stubble which shows off his cheekbones but isn’t long enough to give me beard burn and imho, that’s enough ornamentation for most men who are naturally very good looking.

_RustInPiece_ · 2021-01-12T15:19:48+00:00

Haha, speaking of trust issues 🤣

nyclaurco · 2021-01-12T19:57:23+00:00

not to be a phrenologist, but i swear that dudes who have those features in particular are addicted to porn and games. might as well start this stereotype if obviously fake rumors like the vagina getting bigger or women hitting the wall at 25 circulate.

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dzgata · 2021-01-13T11:17:29+00:00

I love beards but they must be very short and groomed. I like the ones that you can see exactly what their chin and jaw looks like, which is exactly why the men I’ve dated have had nice faces even without the beard.

eorcanstan · 2021-01-12T15:39:08+00:00

Ugly men complain about makeup as if they don't pull this shit on a daily basis. Thank god for my parents' "no hats in the house" rule so I could learn these little surprises growing up through their middle age friends

akashyaboa · 2021-01-12T20:45:58+00:00

This is so frightening... I can't imagine being married to a guy without ever seeing him shaved

gibgerbabymummy · 2021-01-14T16:54:14+00:00

Haha the hat thing was my husband last year. He donated 20 years of long hair to charity because he lost the front. He never judged anybody else on it though..

Bewondered · 2021-01-12T21:38:07+00:00

🤣🤣🤣

beebopzzzzzz · 2021-01-12T17:45:26+00:00

I got s great chuckle from this, thanks!!!!

Title	BEWARE: Beard/ Hat Fishing
Author	greenteaapplepie69
Upvotes	1184
Comments	57
Date	January 12, 2021 12:52 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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