Foreplay is a chore? Nah babe, this man is a chore!

MeanWhatISay · 2022-03-20T21:44:02+00:00

“How can I get over him being a depraved douchebag?” You can dump his ass, that’s how you get over it.

whiskey_and_oreos · 2022-03-20T21:53:22+00:00

"Hey, babe, you know how you really enjoy sex? I've been thinking and all the parts you like are really boring for me. It would save so much time if you'd learn to like me going in dry. But I still want you to act like you enjoy it because I care about your pleasure!"

FUBARfromLSA · 2022-03-20T22:11:45+00:00

“He feels he might be more willing to put that effort into having sex with other people”

girl wut?

PicoPicoMio · 2022-03-20T22:24:14+00:00

Ah yes, the porn sick scrote who doesn’t understand that foreplay is essential for arousal. He just wants to jack hammer randoms. And she’s standing in his way 🥲

elainejay82 · 2022-03-20T22:27:39+00:00

This is a really weird way to say, "I'm gonna cheat on you."

AnniaT · 2022-03-20T22:22:32+00:00

He tells her she's "Still the love of his life" so that he can have her waiting for him work open arms in case his cheating attempts go wrong. He's already warning her that he wants to cheat or he'll try to pull some "polyamorous relationship" BS

seraphinelysion · 2022-03-20T22:54:45+00:00

How can I get over the sense of betrayal and move on in our relationship?

Wait. What???

If you feel betrayed and the trust is broken, then the only way to move forward is to move on and away from this relationship.

The trust is gone. There is no coming back from that.

Platipus6 · 2022-03-20T22:43:31+00:00

Pornsick, walking dick.

VanessaViews · 2022-03-20T23:54:39+00:00

He's going to suggest an open relationship soon

lostmillenia · 2022-03-20T23:02:51+00:00

They're broken. Return them to the factory

ThrowRA_lantern · 2022-03-20T23:34:16+00:00

What is it with men saying their wife/gf are the “love of their life” yet thinking daily about cheating and not wanting to put in the effort to actually love her?!?!

My dude, you clearly don’t love her or have any clue what love is. What sort of mental gymnastics is this?! 🙄

4E4ME · 2022-03-20T23:46:00+00:00

He just told her the quiet part out loud. I hope she understands that real soon.

millennialpink2000 · 2022-03-20T21:55:06+00:00

Each sentence contradicted the previous one. Like, huh?

Dump him, girl

purasangria · 2022-03-21T03:58:03+00:00

This is just awful. How is she supposed to enjoy foreplay when she knows that he thinks it's just a chore?

Sis should dump him and find a man who likes pleasuring her in bed.

LadyGrimes · 2022-03-21T04:00:31+00:00

He's pornsick, run, run, run.

derpinat_butter · 2022-03-21T18:37:56+00:00

Did you try communicating with him? Try to undestand that men have needs while your preferences and standards don't matter 🥰

spinsterchachkies · 2022-03-21T19:33:11+00:00

Does he want to get broken up with? Maybe he is trying to make her break up with him. I would give him what he wants. Obviously he wants her to end it. He’s begging to be put out of his misery.

Title	Foreplay is a chore? Nah babe, this man is a chore!
Author	Dumb_Velvet
Upvotes	420
Comments	29
Date	March 20, 2022 9:37 PM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/tivk88/foreplay_is_a_chore_nah_babe_this_man_is_a_chore/
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