Found this gem floating around Facebook.

Sage_Planter · 2020-08-05T22:07:44+00:00

This has got to be satire, right? Right...?

That woman literally doesn't exist. He expects to date an elite weight lifter who's going to have no other male interaction while working a full-time job, cooking 14 meals a week, having sex 1.15 times per day, and treating him like a queen. LOL.

oldncranky1982 · 2020-08-05T21:55:04+00:00

Imagine what the man who is audacious enough to type this must look like.

overthinkersanon8 · 2020-08-05T22:45:43+00:00

Where’s “must let me choke her out during sex, consume porn daily, chat with cam girls, and visit escorts on occasion” ?

elementalvirago · 2020-08-05T23:18:13+00:00

MUST EAT 20 MEALS A DAY WHAT

Pasdepromesses · 2020-08-05T22:11:45+00:00

I was like ‘this guy is crazy’ and THEN I found out there were two more images 🤦🏻‍♀️

PrincessBeefloof · 2020-08-05T23:03:11+00:00

Sounds like this dude wants a man to fuck and a woman to look after him. 🤮

Thestral-glow6 · 2020-08-05T23:15:55+00:00

Seen different versions of this list floating around reddit. This dude basically wants to date a fuc*ing man. All those extreme bodybuilder type physical traits he describes and then PECKS.

2020-08-05T23:12:58+00:00

Sir, you are looking for a Jojo character.

venomous_g · 2020-08-06T02:03:32+00:00

Some of this sounds like he wants to marry The Rock... but he's very conflicted about his feelings, and also misogynistic, which might have to do with his unrequited feelings for large men. Go with your heart man, and find your muscley man bae lol.

willowgrowingroots · 2020-08-05T23:13:20+00:00

A poor girl named Must

Hahane · 2020-08-05T22:12:28+00:00

It sounds like he's looking for a juicy steak

painmakesyoustronger · 2020-08-05T23:56:43+00:00

”must have giant nice muscular calves”

Okay this is satire. I don’t care what anybody says. Even the guy himself.

Struggleis4real · 2020-08-06T01:20:52+00:00

I thought the first page was ridiculous and then noticed there were two more pages of this bs!! No way!!

daisy_0720 · 2020-08-06T06:57:28+00:00

Has someone told him that Jason Mamoa is already married...?

seraphinelysion · 2020-08-06T03:06:05+00:00

Now that we've seen his demand list, can we see his resume?

Oh, he doesn't have one? That's what I thought. 💅

Phoenix__Rising2018 · 2020-08-06T03:12:18+00:00

What the hell is she going to brag to her friends about him? He does nothing.

randomgirl34861 · 2020-08-06T01:51:52+00:00

All I’ve got is #27. Take it or leave it 😂😂😂

3vad127 · 2020-08-06T04:58:51+00:00

Pretty sure this is satire. Pretty funny but also sad that I know men who would say most of these things unironically and without a shred of self reflection.

ninetiesbaby16 · 2020-08-06T05:12:34+00:00

I’m literally imagining the female version of that ms paint chad meme

CoyoteaParty · 2020-08-06T12:51:33+00:00

This dude is gay and in denial

cherrycIouds · 2020-08-06T09:41:48+00:00

So he basically wants a bodybuilder bangmaid.

As a queen on this sub once said: This ain't build-a-bitch.

Wannabesuperhero1 · 2020-08-06T08:56:27+00:00

I read the word ”must” so many times it lost its meaning by the middle of the second pic.

Also, he forgot to add that the woman must have a time machine because there isn’t enough hours in a day to do everything he wants the woman to do.

sadcello · 2020-08-06T10:54:42+00:00

"Men are simple creatures who ask for nothing but a full belly and empty balls."

Vomit. At least they're honest now.

darling89 · 2020-08-06T08:16:44+00:00

Oh my god 😂 keep dreaming

lanaisg0d · 2020-08-07T04:28:01+00:00

Where does he explain what he brings to the table? crickets

mynameisrominka · 2020-08-09T16:58:46+00:00

The delusion is real

Title	Found this gem floating around Facebook.
Author	gooseglug
Upvotes	78
Comments	38
Date	August 5, 2020 9:52 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/i4eq2d/found_this_gem_floating_around_facebook/
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MUST EAT 20 MEALS A DAY WHAT