Hey, talk about a red flag parade

themissdaydreamer · 2019-12-13T02:42:30+00:00

no, you're not the guy my mom warned me about. you're the guy me and my mom laugh of.

mydeepestinnerworks · 2019-12-13T02:13:30+00:00

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alivebut-justbarely · 2019-12-13T02:45:22+00:00

Why do they think this makes them sound cool? It reeks of insecurity and desperation. This is seriously the male version of Not Like Other Girls.

Tishkaminx · 2019-12-13T02:48:22+00:00

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olivetree08 · 2019-12-13T03:33:15+00:00

This is all legit insane 😝 but the part that killed me was “don’t do dates... rendezvous and drinks only.” Like go to hell man.

Ms_Tilly · 2019-12-13T02:27:00+00:00

Does this shit work on anyone??

thicckitties1 · 2019-12-13T03:29:06+00:00

LMAO oh lawd he coming

“I’m a hopeless romantic narcissistic workaholic with commitment issues”

puts lid back on trash can

LandisRiv · 2019-12-13T03:52:44+00:00

I hope to heaven that some girl trolls him so hard that he quits the internet. He sounds so lame and try hard and that is really a turn off. You can smell the douchebag on him for miles.

SimpleSyrups · 2019-12-13T02:33:47+00:00

Someone needs a flea bath.

Milobear27 · 2019-12-13T02:56:04+00:00

So does this guy look like Brad Pitt circa 1995?

ItsAnonCat · 2019-12-13T03:01:17+00:00

He would get a straight block to the face.

cassabell1894 · 2019-12-13T03:28:13+00:00

Sometimes I can't believe I share the earth with losers like that

smarfette · 2019-12-13T22:30:41+00:00

Definitely a red piller. "I'm the guy your mother warned you about" is literally a word-for-word copy from The Mystery Method. They think this baffoonish, over-the-top caricature of an "Alpha male" is attractive to women. No sane man would fix his fingers to type that laughable shit without being another indoctrinated red pill clone.

lightningboltx · 2019-12-13T03:45:31+00:00

OP you GOTTA show us what he looks like! Don’t leave us hanging sis!

abicus4343 · 2019-12-13T06:09:49+00:00

Didnt feel indignant at all, that would imply I give a shit. If anything i felt like a roll of paper towels was stuffed up my crotch...his profile got me as dry as the Sahara desert.

_HEDONISM_BOT · 2019-12-13T21:39:51+00:00

RUN.

A narcissist who admits (AND IS PROUD OF) their narcissism is the WORST. This is a HOT MESS!

BLOCK IT IMMEDIATELY! I bet you, it's not even that attractive.

ItsFreezen · 2019-12-13T13:14:59+00:00

"So let's get together and make some interesting decisions" Meaning You (Women) have to make. lol idiot

TheLastUBender · 2019-12-13T16:42:20+00:00

He gives me douche chills. I can picture him. I suspect there'd be ill advised facial hair and BO.

TalkBritishToMe · 2019-12-13T15:13:14+00:00

Um wtf? Crazy as hell, I hope no self-respecting woman has contacted him.

talaxia · 2019-12-13T21:59:05+00:00

at least he's honest so he can be avoided like the plague

FierceMango · 2019-12-13T23:25:11+00:00

i’ve never cringed so hard in my life... dear god😅

grimreapersdtr · 2019-12-14T01:50:48+00:00

"Rendezvous".

Sounds like someone's trying to sound "really smart".

vsgupte007 · 2019-12-15T06:53:59+00:00

Ewwwwww

Title	Hey, talk about a red flag parade
Author	TalkBritishToMe
Upvotes	103
Comments	49
Date	December 13, 2019 2:12 AM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/e9xipy/hey_talk_about_a_red_flag_parade/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/hey-talk-about-a-red-flag-parade.687017 https://theredarchive.com/post/687017

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