I dressed myself like 🤪

RabidWench · 2020-11-21T22:24:14+00:00

In today's lecture on "Why You Never Ride In Cars With Men": you might leave an item and be stuck with this fucking prick for a whole dinner. What the actual fuck.

I need to know what kind of super special item you would simultaneously take on a date, but leave in someone else's fucking car. What could she not leave behind?

Fresh-Presentation76 · 2020-11-21T22:14:04+00:00

He thinks putting on a more expensive shirt is equivalent to full face of makeup and fake eyelashes???

notabell88 · 2020-11-21T19:03:55+00:00

Love how it being 2020 only applies to the paying part. The worst part is people, women, agreeing with the paying comment! 🙄

ItsFreezen · 2020-11-21T22:01:38+00:00

"I took a shower today. Now you owe me sex" Male Logic.

Kimpractical · 2020-11-21T22:32:18+00:00

So he wants an Instagram model? Go get one from Instagram then. Not all women in real life have the time for a full face of makeup and fake lashes

MadamLeFay · 2020-11-21T23:05:07+00:00

Funny, I'm always told I wear too much make up. We can't win can we?

deranged_berserker · 2020-11-22T00:06:25+00:00

Shut up dude, my shoes alone cost more than your entire outfit and bad haircut. I haven't even gotten to my jewellery, bag, dress and underwear yet... My entire ensemble costs more than your car.

AwkwardDisaster4150 · 2020-11-22T00:26:17+00:00

I can’t with guys who expect me to wear makeup. I just won’t do it. Maybe on Halloween. Also if the guy expects me to wear uncomfortable shoes. I don’t get why they think it’s ok to have this expectation for a woman when men don’t do any of these things. I’m a human being. I don’t have hours to paint my face to look “presentable” to you. This is my face. This is what it looks like.

2020-11-21T22:07:36+00:00

I could never share a table with a man like that. Next.

MagnfiqueMaleficent · 2020-11-22T05:24:49+00:00

He “put effort” into wearing a shirt and shoes? I assume the woman also wore shoes and a shirt. They really do want headpats for the basic, barest of minimums. 🤡🤡🤡🤡

Adawritesrules · 2020-11-21T23:26:42+00:00

Ugh I wish you would have told him you agree with everything he said, ordered a fancy meal, asked him to unlock the car so you can grab something you need to refresh your makeup, then bounced!

OneOnionBhaji · 2020-11-22T05:31:13+00:00

Melbournian sidenote: Is fake lashes another beauty standard blokes here have taken in via cultural osmosis and now see as a wishlist expectation? (All the while acting like it has always been the requirement, of course!)

Do they expect full contour and hi-beam highlight too?

I'm in a relationship, so I'm totally out of the loop with the current fuckery, except for FDS.

prestigeworldwideee · 2020-11-22T07:20:31+00:00

Sorry there is no fucking way in hell I would have granted a single second of my time after that comment.

"Get my shit out of your car now before I cause a scene"

2020-11-22T00:27:11+00:00

I can't imagine having a dinner with this tool and I wouldn't be polite 🤦‍♀️

Averyhvw · 2020-11-21T22:10:31+00:00

It sounds like he should’ve hired an escort.

SamuelaTheThrifty · 2020-11-22T19:38:11+00:00

Never leave something in their car or even get in their car with them.

Title	I dressed myself like 🤪
Author	notabell88
Upvotes	273
Comments	45
Date	November 21, 2020 7:02 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/jyge6c/i_dressed_myself_like/
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