I want to burn my eyes 🧍🏽‍♀️

ASeaOfQuotes · 2021-08-28T17:05:16+00:00

This reads like some kind of fanfic. I’m surprised she didn’t go down on him too. 🙄

Feministtiktok · 2021-08-28T19:41:34+00:00

“She said I bring happiness to so many people” is something you should only say if someone is donating toys to orphanages. I can’t imagine a woman describing porn this way. Please tell me this isn’t real

shelballama · 2021-08-28T17:03:49+00:00

YOu BrInG sO MucH hApPinEsS tO PeOplE

Like he's Santa Claus or working for the Make A Wish foundation. Yeah, I think not. Gross

aquietsword · 2021-08-28T21:43:45+00:00

We should give out something that's the opposite of the Darwin awards. For incredible idiots that keep themselves in the gene pool.

DontAskTwice-A-Roni · 2021-08-28T18:14:38+00:00

I wonder if they would give out Hugz awards to a woman who lied to a man about her job making porn until AFTER they were in committed relationship and he had already spent money moving in. I doubt it would be “omg so cute and wHoLeSoMe” then. The hypocrisy of men on Reddit and their penis pandering pick mes is pathetic.

ashcantcatchabreak · 2021-08-29T03:50:31+00:00

This is some guy’s fantasy dream journal

Wkndwhorechata · 2021-08-29T02:52:53+00:00

If this is an awareness campaign for 3D porn 👏👏👏 Because I had no idea it was a thing. Here I was thinking this kid was 3D printing dildos or sculptures of people having sex.

Speechless.

djfrankenjuice · 2021-08-28T16:10:46+00:00

Yeah uh personally I’m not interested in competing with digital porn for my partner’s interest. It might just be a job to him now but even in that rare scenario (because let’s be real - that is very, very rare) there’s such a high risk it’ll eventually be enticing to him. I just don’t play with fire in my relationships. I don’t care what role the porn plays in his life, porn and relationships don’t mesh.

Hhjjuuy · 2021-08-28T17:26:54+00:00

But what has he been telling her for the past year? Two years? However long she's talking marriage and he's been lying for their entire relationship.

Did he make up a desk job? Lie about his commute every day and tell her stories about imaginary office politics? Did he say he was an artist and just refuse to show her what he was working on?

throwaway-fds · 2021-08-28T16:54:54+00:00

Uhhh yeahhhhh not the most stable job out there, and a tad embarrassing. "Oh what does your boyfriend do for a living?" "He makes animated porn" 🤢

shedipity · 2021-08-29T03:15:06+00:00

i wonder if she’d still get into a relationship him if she knew his job before they started dating, my guess is hopefully no. this just sounds like a fanfic to justify his job and entertain his fantasy though... that or she’s the worst type of pick-me for enabling this crap

planethoneyy · 2021-08-28T21:35:41+00:00

If this is true, how embarrassing. I bet he justifies it because he's not "hurting real women". They will not last once she gets tired of lying to people asking about her fiance's occupation, telling them that he's an "animator".

DinkyDoo531 · 2021-08-28T17:50:12+00:00

She then got serious and said she’ll never tease me for it and that I bring happiness to so many people

🙄🙄🙄

Kimpractical · 2021-08-28T19:29:12+00:00

I feel like that’s something he should’ve told her loooong before she became his gf

hopeful_flounder93 · 2021-08-28T17:09:12+00:00

I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW PICKME'S BE OUT THERE ENABLING THIS ABSOLUTE ASS GARBAGE LIKE PLEASE THIS MAN SHOULD NOT BE GETTING LAID

ItsFreezen · 2021-08-28T17:25:45+00:00

She's only 23.

arnezuara · 2021-08-28T16:30:28+00:00

This made me shiver. She must be on another level of pickmeism.

onceuponasea · 2021-08-28T16:58:30+00:00

Ewww

dancedancedance7 · 2021-08-28T17:57:44+00:00

She said one day she will be his wife 🙃 oh? But she's moving in without an engagement? 🤡

BrightIdeaGenerator · 2021-08-28T17:21:45+00:00

That poor girl will never be his wife.

Optimal_Grapefruit_5 · 2021-08-29T20:46:31+00:00

"The figment of my imagination was so accepting of my depravity"

I hope she's his imaginary gf and not just a woman with extreme levels of self-hatred and denial - for her own good.

Title	I want to burn my eyes 🧍🏽‍♀️
Author	HoneyBouquet
Upvotes	304
Comments	32
Date	August 28, 2021 3:55 PM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/pdccd1/i_want_to_burn_my_eyes/
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