It’s always the LVM/NVM that speak the loudest

missangel89 · 2020-10-29T19:19:31+00:00

These are also the men who think Jennifer Aniston is a 5 and would not date her. Lol

idiopathictendencies · 2020-10-29T18:54:12+00:00

If only his left hand was down his pants 😂

2020-10-29T19:05:49+00:00

Why are the sheets always coming off the mattress?? Like cleaning an entire room I can understand is a chore, but fixing your bedsheets??! Takes two seconds!! Smdh

Ok_Ad_67 · 2020-10-29T21:12:10+00:00

Because you can’t afford it. 💅🏼😎

Why are the broke guys always worried about “gold diggers”?

FabledAngryVillager · 2020-10-29T19:26:03+00:00

Thank you sir didn't want a cum stained birkin anyway

Samvanderkamp123 · 2020-10-29T19:53:23+00:00

Unfair. He’s mining his own crypto-currency.

margitaolympia · 2020-10-29T18:38:53+00:00

i so needed this post lmao thank you OP

nonchalance77 · 2020-10-29T20:19:52+00:00

I can smell that picture. Also, pubes all over the cheap linoleum in the bathroom. Yellowish toilet seat cover on a white toilet, left up of course, pee stains everywhere.

wayward_woman · 2020-10-29T19:36:12+00:00

Barf

dressedlikeadaydream · 2020-10-29T21:28:00+00:00

Literally every dude in Miami with a car loan higher than their salary and rent that's half their take home pay right here

keep_my_stuff · 2020-10-29T19:56:27+00:00

the picture is shopped. Look at the disappearing leg. Also, his personal grooming is good whereas the room looks abysmal - usually those are at similar levels.

Ok-Name-8619 · 2020-10-29T22:41:13+00:00

Can’t also help but think that this is the type of man whose main source of pride is being white.

Rasaya87 · 2020-10-29T22:45:51+00:00

Ewww, reminds me of my ex. Talked a big game, but couldn't even clean up his own room, much less maintain it for more than 12 hours after I did a deep clean one weekend for him (pre FDS) 🙄

Ayxmiii · 2020-10-29T20:10:56+00:00

😂😂😂😂

CrackheadSanta · 2020-10-29T20:20:29+00:00

Nah this has me rolling 🤣🤣🤣🤣

randomgirlimok · 2020-10-29T22:51:03+00:00

They should have photoshopped in a more realistic guy than that. Add 200 more lbs

learningtobestrongxo · 2020-10-29T23:57:08+00:00

I legit can't breathe 😅😆😆

__kamikaze__ · 2020-10-30T00:32:16+00:00

An actual photo of all our LV exes bundled into one 💀

2020-10-30T01:44:30+00:00

Well he could if he deposits those cans

sometingwicked · 2020-10-30T02:16:18+00:00

Omg it’s my ex! /s

In all seriousness tho, if you just got rid of most of the garbage, made the hair and beard much longer, added several giant flat screens it’d be so damn close

Title	It’s always the LVM/NVM that speak the loudest
Author	torabull
Upvotes	473
Comments	43
Date	October 29, 2020 6:32 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/jkfqrr/its_always_the_lvmnvm_that_speak_the_loudest/
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