Lmfaoooo

trigggggggered · 2020-08-04T06:48:47+00:00

Straight. Married. 🤮

cannedboelyn · 2020-08-04T06:04:14+00:00

He b probably watch too much porn and thinks women actually will fall on his dick 😂

riseaboveagain · 2020-08-04T07:16:17+00:00

Uncle Fester wants to bone you! 😂

indaazz1 · 2020-08-04T07:59:13+00:00

They’re beyond delusional. My ex had long greasy hair, crooked stained teeth and a receding chin amongst other hideous features and thought he was “above average” 😂😂🤢

powerline2500 · 2020-08-04T10:49:59+00:00

"Ethically non-monogamous".

So you're getting all the benefits of marriage, but want to be able to sleep with other women with your wife's permission?

I dont get men like this. Just stay single. And fuck whoever you want. He wants exclusivity and to sleep around.

According to the Manosphere a "real"man would never marry a woman. He has too many young hot 20something plates to spin. 🙄🙄🙄

daisy_0720 · 2020-08-04T13:18:00+00:00

"Sexy, handsome, fit."

The more visual gender, ladies.

Thestral-glow6 · 2020-08-04T09:57:34+00:00

“Group, swing, threesomes, straight married ethically non manogamous, she is gorgeous, bi and can join”.. pass the sick bucket. No. NO. 🤮👀

2020-08-04T09:31:54+00:00

I actually spat my tea out laughing at this 🤣 Thank you for sharing

loudest_gusset · 2020-08-04T14:51:32+00:00

Where is the sexy, handsome, fit guy he mentioned?

dntbfllikeidid · 2020-08-04T08:37:39+00:00

THE AUDACITY!! 🤮

Tsionchi · 2020-08-04T06:32:46+00:00

I’m aware scrotes lie about their age on dating apps all the time but he really has the audacity to say he’s 48 and he looks about 75

typeadhd · 2020-08-04T07:05:03+00:00

I’m disgusted after reading the second line nothing wrong with confidence aka the first sentence even if one might disagree but the second line is too much and I’m grossed out why do men think talking about their genitals is a good thing?

hikurangi2019 · 2020-08-04T08:19:59+00:00

DunRuther · 2020-08-04T17:16:22+00:00

Why do scrotes think the best angle for a selfie is to take it with the phone at waist-level, angled up and don’t forget to double check to make sure all the chins are on full display?

2020-08-04T17:39:46+00:00

I am now convinced the men 40+ that look like this are absolutely convinced that they look like Channing Tatum. That's why they're deluded into believing that female hot 20 somethings drool over them lmao.

grand_tiremaster · 2020-08-04T17:33:46+00:00

Is there a subreddit that makes fun of men's dating profiles like this?

I know there's a few for mocking women.. but I want to mock men for being cringey and gross.

gcthrowaway2019 · 2020-08-04T19:19:56+00:00

He's into fitness alright...fitness whole pizza in his mouth.

thruAblue-eyedhaze · 2020-08-04T14:34:27+00:00

“Fit”?! In what delusional universe? He literally has a double chin. 🤮Balding. Yeah that’s sooooo sexy I can’t even breathe

prdtrf · 2020-08-04T16:21:49+00:00

He looks uncomfortable 💀🤭

LittleBitchyBanana · 2020-08-04T16:52:37+00:00

I’m deceased 😂😂😂oh lord 😆

BetterToBeLonely · 2020-08-05T01:34:40+00:00

48? Im in my 40s and this dude could be my dad.

iesn · 2020-08-04T15:55:21+00:00

Gatinha19 · 2020-08-04T22:56:18+00:00

Porn-induced delusions would be sadder if they weren't so hilarious.

ladyyyeva · 2020-08-04T23:00:55+00:00

he looks like an unexfoliated thumb and calls himself handsome??

pandasparkle · 2020-08-04T23:58:55+00:00

Even he looks disgusted with his own reflection in the front facing camera

sarahsanchez1220 · 2020-08-04T23:36:46+00:00

This made me feel ill. Holy lord.

warinmymind94 · 2020-08-05T20:46:46+00:00

He needs to scratch that whole thing and put "I'm delusional confident and looking for you to be my human sex doll because I dont care about my wife! Looking to cheat and for a woman who is an ultimate pick me cool girl hur hur!" 🤡

xkrap · 2020-08-04T15:11:13+00:00

I feel a little bad about everyone commenting on the rest of his profile, just because this was on a kink app that attracts a lot of different kinds of people where it's encouraged to be open about your interests. Doesn't change the fact that he's a disgusting liar :)

Title	Lmfaoooo
Author	xkrap
Upvotes	109
Comments	40
Date	August 4, 2020 1:33 AM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/i3a60q/lmfaoooo/
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