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[–]trigggggggeredFDS Newbie79 points80 points81 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Straight. Married. 🤮
[–]MrsSmartyPants39 points40 points41 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
You missed the “EtHiCaLLy NoN-mOnOgAmOuS” disclaimer. Sir, does your WIFE know you feel this way?
I hate these “dominant” “high sex drive” assholes.
[–]trigggggggeredFDS Newbie0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The amount of lame men on these apps who claim to be in “open relationships” do my head in.
[–]cannedboelynFDS Newbie70 points71 points72 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He b probably watch too much porn and thinks women actually will fall on his dick 😂
[–]riseaboveagainFDS Apprentice63 points64 points65 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Uncle Fester wants to bone you! 😂
[–]xkrapFDS Newbie[S] 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
LOL
[–]indaazz1FDS Newbie48 points49 points50 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
They’re beyond delusional. My ex had long greasy hair, crooked stained teeth and a receding chin amongst other hideous features and thought he was “above average” 😂😂🤢
[–]Cookie_DuchessFDS Newbie10 points11 points12 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Oh my goodness. What did you see in him 😳
[–]indaazz1FDS Newbie17 points18 points19 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You’re hella right, he was very interested in me and I was looking for a way to get over another dude so I just went with it as a “rebound” 😭 Just a whole ass mess
[–]powerline250032 points33 points34 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Ethically non-monogamous".
So you're getting all the benefits of marriage, but want to be able to sleep with other women with your wife's permission?
I dont get men like this. Just stay single. And fuck whoever you want. He wants exclusivity and to sleep around.
According to the Manosphere a "real"man would never marry a woman. He has too many young hot 20something plates to spin. 🙄🙄🙄
[–]daisy_0720FDS Disciple26 points27 points28 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
"Sexy, handsome, fit."
The more visual gender, ladies.
[–]Amy3e13FDS Newbie7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He's visual but doesn't own a mirror.
[–]Thestral-glow6FDS Newbie19 points20 points21 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
“Group, swing, threesomes, straight married ethically non manogamous, she is gorgeous, bi and can join”.. pass the sick bucket. No. NO. 🤮👀
[–][deleted] 14 points15 points16 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I actually spat my tea out laughing at this 🤣 Thank you for sharing
[–]loudest_gussetFDS Newbie14 points15 points16 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Where is the sexy, handsome, fit guy he mentioned?
[–][deleted] 10 points11 points12 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is what most mgtow men look like but they actually believe they don't hit the wall, they look better with age and young women lust over them.
[–]dntbfllikeididPickmeisha™️13 points14 points15 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
THE AUDACITY!! 🤮
[–]MrsSmartyPants8 points9 points10 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Clearly the ONLY thing he’s bringing to the table.
[–]TsionchiFDS Apprentice17 points18 points19 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I’m aware scrotes lie about their age on dating apps all the time but he really has the audacity to say he’s 48 and he looks about 75
[–]typeadhdFDS Newbie27 points28 points29 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I’m disgusted after reading the second line nothing wrong with confidence aka the first sentence even if one might disagree but the second line is too much and I’m grossed out why do men think talking about their genitals is a good thing?
[–]xkrapFDS Newbie[S] 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
There’s a difference between confidence and delusion/straight up lying!
[–]hikurangi2019FDS Apprentice7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
O_o
[–]DunRutherFDS Disciple7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Why do scrotes think the best angle for a selfie is to take it with the phone at waist-level, angled up and don’t forget to double check to make sure all the chins are on full display?
[–]buy_me_cookiesFDS Newbie0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's like my god don't they own a pair of EYES?????
[–][deleted] 7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I am now convinced the men 40+ that look like this are absolutely convinced that they look like Channing Tatum. That's why they're deluded into believing that female hot 20 somethings drool over them lmao.
[–]grand_tiremasterPickmeisha™️6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Is there a subreddit that makes fun of men's dating profiles like this?
I know there's a few for mocking women.. but I want to mock men for being cringey and gross.
[–]pandasparkleFDS Newbie1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I have so many screenshots to post there if there really is a subreddit like that
That’s a great idea actually...
For anyone wondering r/whereareallthegoodmen It’s a baaad place
[–]gcthrowaway2019FDS Apprentice5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He's into fitness alright...fitness whole pizza in his mouth.
[–]thruAblue-eyedhazeFDS Apprentice5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
“Fit”?! In what delusional universe? He literally has a double chin. 🤮Balding. Yeah that’s sooooo sexy I can’t even breathe
[–]prdtrfFDS Newbie3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He looks uncomfortable 💀🤭
[–]LittleBitchyBananaFDS Newbie3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I’m deceased 😂😂😂oh lord 😆
[–]BetterToBeLonelyFDS Newbie3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
48? Im in my 40s and this dude could be my dad.
[–]iesnFDS Newbie2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ew
[–]Gatinha19FDS Newbie2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Porn-induced delusions would be sadder if they weren't so hilarious.
[–]ladyyyevaFDS Newbie2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
he looks like an unexfoliated thumb and calls himself handsome??
[–]pandasparkleFDS Newbie2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Even he looks disgusted with his own reflection in the front facing camera
[–]sarahsanchez1220FDS Newbie1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This made me feel ill. Holy lord.
[–]warinmymind94FDS Newbie1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He needs to scratch that whole thing and put "I'm delusional confident and looking for you to be my human sex doll because I dont care about my wife! Looking to cheat and for a woman who is an ultimate pick me cool girl hur hur!" 🤡
I feel a little bad about everyone commenting on the rest of his profile, just because this was on a kink app that attracts a lot of different kinds of people where it's encouraged to be open about your interests. Doesn't change the fact that he's a disgusting liar :)
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[–]trigggggggeredFDS Newbie79 points80 points81 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[–]MrsSmartyPants39 points40 points41 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]trigggggggeredFDS Newbie0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]cannedboelynFDS Newbie70 points71 points72 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]riseaboveagainFDS Apprentice63 points64 points65 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]xkrapFDS Newbie[S] 1 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]indaazz1FDS Newbie48 points49 points50 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[–]Cookie_DuchessFDS Newbie10 points11 points12 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]indaazz1FDS Newbie17 points18 points19 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]powerline250032 points33 points34 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]daisy_0720FDS Disciple26 points27 points28 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]Amy3e13FDS Newbie7 points8 points9 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Thestral-glow6FDS Newbie19 points20 points21 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–][deleted] 14 points15 points16 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]loudest_gussetFDS Newbie14 points15 points16 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–][deleted] 10 points11 points12 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]dntbfllikeididPickmeisha™️13 points14 points15 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]MrsSmartyPants8 points9 points10 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]TsionchiFDS Apprentice17 points18 points19 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]typeadhdFDS Newbie27 points28 points29 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]xkrapFDS Newbie[S] 0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]hikurangi2019FDS Apprentice7 points8 points9 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]DunRutherFDS Disciple7 points8 points9 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]buy_me_cookiesFDS Newbie0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–][deleted] 7 points8 points9 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]grand_tiremasterPickmeisha™️6 points7 points8 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[–]pandasparkleFDS Newbie1 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]xkrapFDS Newbie[S] 0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]gcthrowaway2019FDS Apprentice5 points6 points7 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]thruAblue-eyedhazeFDS Apprentice5 points6 points7 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]prdtrfFDS Newbie3 points4 points5 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]LittleBitchyBananaFDS Newbie3 points4 points5 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]BetterToBeLonelyFDS Newbie3 points4 points5 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]iesnFDS Newbie2 points3 points4 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Gatinha19FDS Newbie2 points3 points4 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]ladyyyevaFDS Newbie2 points3 points4 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]pandasparkleFDS Newbie2 points3 points4 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]sarahsanchez1220FDS Newbie1 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]warinmymind94FDS Newbie1 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]xkrapFDS Newbie[S] 0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link