The culture around men’s hygiene is an absolute joke. Ads have to work to make basic hygiene seem...manly? Body odor? Women: wow, disgusting, embarrassing, hide it, you’re not allowed to smell bad for any reason, cover it with this floral smell, you disgusting cow. Men: you work hard, you sweat like a man, it’s sexy. But you want women to fuck you, cover it with this musky glacier scent.

Body hair? Women: wtf why does your body grow this heinous hair where it should be smooth and soft? Shave it off and leave no trace that hair EVER grew there. If it even looks like hair grew there, feel shame and cover that shit up! Men: men, you can shave your face or not. Don’t get razor burn, but we can prevent that if you give a shit. Oh your ass is hairy as fuck? Nah, that’s cool bro, no one’s going to notice.

Skincare/aging Women: how dare you fucking age? You’re in your 30’s and have any sign of aging past being 15? Old hag, cover it, hide it, prevent aging anymore because there’s no way you can be attractive if your skin wrinkles with your expressions. Your face better look like a new born baby’s ass or you have no worth and you can only be the mom/aunt/grandma of a person 10 year younger than you Men: crow’s feet? Distinguished. Grey hair? Distinguished. Sun spots? Female partner 20 years your junior.

Men practice the basic amount of care for their hygiene and appearance and are treated like gods. Women take care of themselves, basic or above and beyond, and are continually dissected and put under a microscope as to how they age or have somehow done something wrong in aging.

Men can’t even properly wipe their asses and when they do they “deserve” a hot woman half their age.

Women work their asses off to be clean, beautiful, fantastic at all times and get questioned, dissected at length when a younger man expresses interest.