Not even two days 🤦🏻‍♀️✌🏻

ASeaOfQuotes · 2021-03-15T04:31:04+00:00

Sometimes it’s just 2 minutes! Which is about how long some of them last in bed anyway... 👀

randomgirlimok · 2021-03-15T04:37:28+00:00

Funny bc the lyrics also talk about how he won’t give oral sex to women unless he’s severely drunk

fairywakes · 2021-03-15T06:18:44+00:00

I am screaming laughing at this!!! Not only are they so depraved, but they can't even keep it to themselves for TWO DAYS about how little they actually give a fuck about you as a person and just want to use you as a sex toy. Unreal.

azureangel35 · 2021-03-15T10:48:58+00:00

I can't stand men who can't hold a conversation but can talk about sex for hours

volcanic_equation · 2021-03-15T04:20:29+00:00

I love this tik tok. She nailed it 👌🏼

slipperyfoots · 2021-03-15T09:19:54+00:00

When I used to use Tinder it sometimes used to be the first message! "You must be so tired after running through my mind - use my face as a chair" Noooooooooo

Exsqueeze_meh · 2021-03-15T04:12:47+00:00

Yep. And they call you a prude if you don’t want to discuss those things.

Online dating is the blacklight and they are the urine stain 🟡🔦

Chaotic-platypus · 2021-03-15T09:56:48+00:00

Her final face doh! 🤣🤣 The embodiment of an entire genders' exhaustion with this nonsense.

TagTrog · 2021-03-15T10:32:04+00:00

She's adorable! Is it possible to have a women-only TikTok feed?

Suspicious-Traffic-1 · 2021-03-15T12:36:00+00:00

Question, what do you guys think of men who are the opposite? I’ve been on 3 dates with this guy and he’s super sweet and respectful, but he has made like 0 affectionate/physical contact with me. We’ve hugged, but he’s not tried to kiss me yet or honestly sexualised me in any way. Now the logical part of my brain is refusing to believe that he’s just a good dude 😂

spinsterchachkies · 2021-03-15T04:46:54+00:00

As you watch in horror

T5ubaki · 2021-03-15T08:39:05+00:00

2 days? Shiiiiiiiiit, more like 2 seconds!

TopJunket7249 · 2021-03-15T14:25:08+00:00

God I couldn’t even get a bike rack without my neighbor making some nasty comment about it “hey, like your rack....bike rack that is” :laughs like he made the most clever joke in all existence:

Like ewwww

Unlikely_Key4 · 2021-03-15T09:59:12+00:00

Ahaha the thought of getting a high ground. And some men on dating app think they're the only guy we're talking to or they're the only person that can be in our life, like we didn't have a life before meeting them.

pinkcityscape · 2021-03-15T14:19:42+00:00

More like two hours sadly...

2021-03-15T14:49:34+00:00

stop it 🤣 this was every other match I had on tinder/bumble/hinge

2021-03-15T16:01:01+00:00

I am fucking CRYING

Fitncurly · 2021-03-15T16:59:06+00:00

Her face at the end is everything 😂 It’s like if “Lord, help me” was a face.

Lost_Kale90 · 2021-03-16T13:01:11+00:00

Haha she is funny! I love when she pulls her glasses down.

But yeah, I was dating a LVM once, and man when I even mentioned the possibility of using sex toys, he ORDERED a bunch immediately and was all ready to go. Like what dude you didn't even take that initiative in planning a date or treating me nicely.

janeaustenfan99 · 2021-03-16T05:19:33+00:00

They act like that cus they met the woman online, know no one she knows, and thus can speak to her disrespectfully without facing any social censure or shame.

HlGHFIVE · 2021-03-17T05:49:29+00:00

The best part is men aren't nearly this seductive. They're mostly creepy.

Title	Not even two days 🤦🏻‍♀️✌🏻
Author	iaintgonnacallyou
Upvotes	753
Comments	52
Date	March 15, 2021 4:03 AM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/m5ca31/not_even_two_days/
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