Perfect example of a “50/50” relationship

Soulsalts · 2020-03-28T02:59:28+00:00

Her man must be morbidly obese.

Plus useless.

kikivegan · 2020-03-28T04:06:42+00:00

Why anyone would want to start their day with a meal like this is absolutely beyond me.

Something in my spirit tells me that he’s greasy and doesn’t drink enough water

mshourglasss · 2020-03-28T02:59:27+00:00

him after eating and sex: Oh, you want me to put our laundry away? Go fuck yourself

Nearby-Armadillo · 2020-03-28T03:16:51+00:00

Her man fat as shit.

HighHopesLove · 2020-03-28T03:16:59+00:00

Okay, as long as he cooks dinner, does all the dishes, and eats me for desert every day.

But why does it look like the waffle was sprinkled with dirty dish water?

butterfree_zhuangzi · 2020-03-28T06:23:30+00:00

If a man did that for a woman people would call her a spoiled brat.

Yianna_F · 2020-03-28T03:19:04+00:00

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Inez_Honeyfox · 2020-03-28T03:28:19+00:00

It looks like she’s trying to kill him

pumpernick3l · 2020-03-28T07:12:46+00:00

Maybe she’s trying to kill him early on? 🤷🏻‍♀️ sis better get married soon to collect that insurance check

SerShrike · 2020-03-28T04:25:27+00:00

He won't do anything around the house. So she's trying to kill him slowly.

bloofoster · 2020-03-28T03:29:40+00:00

Your sister is trying to inefficiently kill her husband.

phantom_0007 · 2020-03-28T07:56:07+00:00

Okay I have a question: any American breakfast dishes that have a considerable portion of vegetables?

This looks unhealthy as fuck. I'd eat something like that only if there were nothing else I could cook in my house lol. Yikers

Shermaow · 2020-03-28T13:44:17+00:00

And later she’ll brag about wiping the crumbs out of his gaming controller for him. No thanks. 😷😷

ApartPersonality · 2020-03-28T07:17:26+00:00

Lol she’s clearly trying to kill him

2020-03-28T13:41:59+00:00

He's gonna die young.

2020-03-28T14:03:48+00:00

The way to a man's heart is through his arteries, don't ya know?

noonecaresat805 · 2020-03-28T03:10:59+00:00

How is that 50/50? What does he do to make it even?

fairycanary · 2020-03-29T05:46:09+00:00

She probably has to wash his skid mark underwear too. 🤢

CorruptSoulGem · 2020-03-28T04:11:23+00:00

Maybe he IS a HVM and the reason he eats that much because he’s a bodybuilder, and the reason he doesn’t have time to cook for himself is because he also has a full time job AND goes to the gym.

Otherwise there’s no excuse. 😂

Title	Perfect example of a “50/50” relationship
Author	yafavoriteobserver
Upvotes	220
Comments	55
Date	March 28, 2020 2:57 AM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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