Please form the queue ladies

DarthSpinster · 2021-10-19T18:02:43+00:00

Poor sweetheart, if he has a preference in a sex doll he only needs to buy one.

TikiTikiTata-chalala · 2021-10-19T18:20:34+00:00

O no ladies, red isn't a natural color SOMEONE TELL THE WEASLEY'S THEY'LL BE SO UPSET

Some-Air9442 · 2021-10-19T18:31:09+00:00

LOL if you’re broke and need to mooch of your gf’s credit score then just say that. 😂

proudpine · 2021-10-19T18:53:19+00:00

Literally no one says men can’t have preferences 😂 Literally all they talk about is their preferences, shouting “I’M AN ASS MAN” into the void as though anyone gives a damn 😂😂

mypetchickens · 2021-10-19T18:15:04+00:00

lol just another ass none of us are interested in dating

move along, queens: this one isnt for us

Technusgirl · 2021-10-19T18:25:27+00:00

And men say we women are too picky 🙄 Good luck finding a woman at that age with a high fico score too. Many women that age have student loans to pay too, which I'm sure would be more than 8K

lansburysoda · 2021-10-19T18:54:37+00:00

POV: you’re a woman looking for a best friend/love, but 90% of the men you encounter hate you and learned strategies to destroy your self worth because one time a girl rejected then when they were 14, which lead them to some red pill bullshit on the internet and now they’re part of a woman-hating cult

Hateorade_ · 2021-10-19T18:29:28+00:00

He def has a 320 credit score

alichuchu · 2021-10-19T18:13:51+00:00

something tells me he’s the exact opposite of everything he’s requiring

ohnomaxwellslaws · 2021-10-19T18:17:08+00:00

It is always the toothpick-legs men who want the hot fit gf who is in great shape, lmao

ChgItToRayGunYouFuck · 2021-10-19T19:01:10+00:00

Small dick energy

XNjunEar · 2021-10-19T18:28:55+00:00

So is Matt married and that is why he is not showing his face? Also, is that some sort of a cot to his right?

lansburysoda · 2021-10-19T18:50:51+00:00

Even his hand looks unnecessarily aggressive

TERFSareawesome · 2021-10-19T19:22:04+00:00

I love that he pretends he has these options!!! As if he can pick and choose from the thousands of women just begging from his penis!!! What a creative mind he has

Jaelismyhomegirl · 2021-10-19T19:18:28+00:00

“If you can have a preference so can men”

Absolutely no way this guy’s a bitter little scrote who’s mad he doesn’t meet the average woman’s standards

all_or_nothing_bet · 2021-10-19T18:33:22+00:00

"Under 6 ft, no overweight" He is clearly scared for his stick legs, poor thing 🐜

missdanielleyy · 2021-10-19T19:01:34+00:00

I died at the FICO score lmao

And they say women are the gold-diggers...

bizzybumblebee · 2021-10-19T19:10:03+00:00

wtf is "nor/mal"?

bleda_princezna · 2021-10-19T19:51:53+00:00

Must not nag or complain...

Have you tried to achieve that result by being a decent human being perhaps? What a joke.

TurquoiseCephalopod · 2021-10-19T20:03:18+00:00

I hit 9/11! Can I PleEEeeAsSssEeE be chosen oh great one?! A few were half points, but I promise to try oh so hard 🥺

Lmao but for real, 'must not nag/complain' is my favorite. Reads "must not have a negative opinion on the shitty things I do"

AnniaT · 2021-10-19T18:54:22+00:00

What is Fico? Smells like conservative red pill scrote.

tiavarga · 2021-10-19T19:31:28+00:00

Of course his name is Matt.

PokePrincess95 · 2021-10-19T19:53:43+00:00

Be still my heart…

LiquidSapphire · 2021-10-19T21:21:16+00:00

Something I've found very interesting about dating profiles is that usually talk about that which they lack or gets a lot a lot of attention from them. If someone yaps about how they love travel they probably take one trip a year in the country. People who have traveled a lot don't feel the need to talk about it constantly. Same with "nO dRaMa" --> this dude will bring allllll the drama. They tell on themselves ladies

Title	Please form the queue ladies
Author	ashesofgrey
Upvotes	158
Comments	35
Date	October 19, 2021 5:51 PM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/qbgvuq/please_form_the_queue_ladies/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/please-form-the-queue-ladies.1078611 https://theredarchive.com/post/1078611

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