More additons to the original ( Scrote Tropes Decoded)

Not an exhaustive list. Please add your favorite zingers in the comments

https://www.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/lu41gu/scrote_tropes_decoded/

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  • I don’t bite / don’t be shy = I want for the woman to chase me, and think a “no’ is maybe, will shame your boundaries by calling you a prude, inexperienced, having too many complexes

· Viking/ Heathen = 1 step above Trumpers & MGTOW, brutally sexually depraved and fixated on “ritualistic’ violence

· Worldly = does not believe in monogamy & marriage; definitely a purchaser of sex work. Thinks morals, fidelity and commitment are for old church ladies & provincial village simpletons . ( Poly is the new term for this). Thinks marriage is an " outdated" concept held by " ignorant" middle-class polyannas.

· Workaholic = you will never be his priority, money is the only thing that matters , will actually resent you for wanting a " slice" of his pie though

· Intellectual = grandstanding, elitist, pompous ass who thinks his “presudo-intellectual” drivel makes him "intellectually" above doing any chores or housework. Thinks hosework is for peasants.

· Sweet/ Kind woman = if he actually finds one, will treat her like shit & take her for granted. will worship the bitch that doesn't take his BS and kicks his ass thugh...

· Empath = (sociopath more likely) master manipulator, causes a lot of emotional pain to his victims

· Looking for Cuddle buddy/ Master Cuddler = wants a “bedwarmer” b/c he’s afraid to sleep alone at night. Thinks all cuddling leads to sex. Never heard of a hot water bottle and a body pillow. Wants to use a “ soft, warm” woman instead

· Want something serious = looking for all benefits of a relationship w/o any of the work, because he’s aged out of the singles scene ( most of his friends have already gotten married and have kids & now he feels left out and lonely)

· Good communication is key = Does not want to put in the work to get to know you. Wants you to tell him all of your trigger points and past trauma, so that he can more easily manipulate you

· Not a serial killer/murderer = still a depraved abuser though, wnats treats for not (yet) being in jail

· Non PC/ Not easily offended = homophobe and misogynist who wants to live in the open and not even make any polite pretense otherwise.

· Artsy – fartsy = thinks that being “bohemian/artistic” excuses his bad hygiene and inability to take care of himself, thinks he can disregard basic rules on which human cooperation is built, b/c he's so "special"

· Recovering “ anything” = he’s not actually thinking of quitting his bad habits, he just wants you to “see the potential” that he might

· I leave the toilet seat down, wash dishes and do laundry = expects treats and praise for basic minimum

· My love language is physical touch = will claim that by denying sex you, you don’t “ love” him

· It’s the journey, not the destination = I’m just here for sex & good times, not interested in any kind of commitment

· Love sexy accent = want a submissive foreign woman who has not been “radicalized” by feminism. Doesn’t actually care to understand anything she says

· Be Loyal/faithful = I’m a jealous and possessive POS and prone to violence

· Better than most = still very shitty, and nothing to write home about

· Looking for someone compatible = I want you to give up your life and make me the center of yours. It’s my way or the high way and you’ll be making all of the compromises in this “ relationship”

· Passionate/ be passionate about something/ anything = so I can fake my interest in it / co-opt your passion/ trick you into feeling that passion for me to have sex

· The most upbeat person you’ll ever meet = Lives in a “dream world” of cognitive dissonance. In complete denial about anything that takes him out of the comfort shell. Allergic to being confronted with reality.

· Love to laugh = will dismiss all of your concerns and fears as inconsequential; never take you seriously. Women are a joke to him, a recreational hobby.

· Open book = doesn’t actually have anything special or interesting to do or say; personality of a cardboard box

· Ball is life/ I love watching sports/ my favorite team is = You will always be a sports “ widow.” will travel to a different city, pay exorbitant amounts for the tickets to see his team play, but will ask you to drive miles to see him in in his nabe & go to the cheapest chain fast-food joint.

· No hangups/ well adjusted = completely blind to his own flaws and thinks mental illness is a character flaw; going to therapy is something only women do, because they are all crazy. Would not be caught dead in a therapist’s office. Thinks people with past trauma are damaged goods

· I’m The Boss/ chief/ owner = domineering (and violent when challenged) POS, a free-loader who wants to put everyone else to work while he sits on the couch and " directs" them

· Successful = I’ve benefitted from the male privilege and this entitles me to free pussy from much younger women out of my league. Not actually willing to share the " spoils" of his success.

· Value the same /seeking the same = very status focused, classist snob, will only be seen in public with a woman of high social standing and who has lots of her own money. Basically wants a Stepford Wife with a prestigious career or family wealth/ "high class" name

· Like-minded woman = someone without any opinions of her own, who will nod at everything I say

· Show me new things/ Looking for something to do = expects you to plan “fun” dates and activities all by yourself. Wants you to be his tour guide & social coordinator

· Does anyone read these/ no one reads these anyway = my lack of self-confidence is blinding

· No baby mama drama = there is lots of it! He’s a deadbeat! The woman kicked him out for being an immature layabout who is unwilling and incapable of supporting his offspring

· Will try anything once = 0 common sense

· Open to whatever comes from here = will bone anything with or without a pulse, including a jello cup

· Please be sane /not crazy = I don’t understand women

· STD Free = has had so many hookups that he hopes you won’t ask him for an STD test

· Aspiring = unemployed or stuck in a dead-end job

· Love (goth/punk) girls with tattoos, piercings and neon hair = because it makes it easier to regard them as sub-human and as ripe victims for abuse for his kink & fetish fantasies

· Looking for quality time = I want to rush the dating process b/c sex is the only thing I want, and spend as much time in bed as possible, until I get bored and kick you to the curb

· Happy-go-lucky = opportunist, is only happy when he gets lucky, will not call you after or buy you breakfast

· Bon-vivant = glib Grifter and assumes every one else will pay for his bill " for the pleasure of his company"

· Don’t waste my time = easily triggered, have anger issues and 0 patience

· Please have recent pics = looks is all I care about, even though I look like a pig

· Hey sweetheart/ darling/sweetie/ cutie/ miss/ Doll = actually a paternilizing greeting from a man who thinks all women are inferior and basically “ children” ( this is worse than “ hi gorgeous/beautiful”). Doll is the worst, b/c he actually calls you an inanimate object ( you're no more than a sex-doll to him to use and cast aside.

· Taller than you = will use my physical strength against you

· Heterosexual / straight (specifically mentions) = bigot and toxic masculinity. Thinks being born a man is an accomplishment

· Have a steady job = it pays minimum wage

· Everyone’s gotta story = but I don’t care about yours ( Bc I've got so much baggage I can barely qualify as a member of society)