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[–]eveninghopeFDS Apprentice162 points163 points164 points 5 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
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[–]AyemHerselfFDS Disciple79 points80 points81 points 5 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
Translation: I'm part of an MLM scheme!
I actually had a guy come in and try to recruit me for his scheme while I was working. He told me he was a "business owner helping other people become business owners."
[–]EclecticBarbarellaFDS Disciple66 points67 points68 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
My favorite is “ceo at self employed”. Sooo you’re unemployed...
[–]Half_HaltFDS Newbie9 points10 points11 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yup. Or MLM.
[–]AmazonArtemisFDS Newbie30 points31 points32 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Or he’s a drug dealer. I’ve seen that a lot with the “self-employed” “CEO at self-employed” “CEO at Business” etc
[–][deleted] 9 points10 points11 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They usually also list their education as ‘The School of Hards Knocks’.
[–]fireforestfairyFDS Newbie6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's the opposite of pharmacists calling themselves "drug dealers", eh?
[–]fireforestfairyFDS Newbie1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sounds like a pyramid scheme.
[–]fireforestfairyFDS Newbie2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
My thoughts too. I've noticed how many men label these as "businessmen" (and sometimes doctors, engineers, lawyers, and pilots) on OLD. A disproportionate number of men on OLD has one of these occupations so seems legit.
[–]chasingastarl1ghtFDS Apprentice91 points92 points93 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Imagine having the occasion to present yourself with depth in a flattering matter to intrigue a potential date and opting to write this kind of boring condescending non sense...
[–][deleted] 60 points61 points62 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I swear so many of these guys’ bios just scream bitterness
[–]cantsextihavebillsPickmeisha™️43 points44 points45 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Reminds me so much of this article
https://medium.com/matter/the-dickonomics-of-tinder-b14956c0c2c7
Where she says, "They used the precious real estate of their bio to complain about women rather than entice them."
Dick is abundant and low value.
[–]FlufferlyFDS Newbie1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It does weed out any woman with enough self-esteem to bruise his ego, so I guess it's... functional?
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[–]AnodynicFDS Newbie28 points29 points30 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
10 matches and half of them are bots lmfao.
lmao after he spent 1 hour swiping right mechanically on every single profile without even looking until the app told him he reached his daily limits or his finger started cramping.
[–]TheFreckledGoddessFDS Apprentice56 points57 points58 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Translation: "Ladies, please don't expect any effort on my end, ever. But you know what you can expect? A shit ton of emotional abuse to keep that self esteem nice and low - lmfao!"
[–]OrangeyPandaFDS Apprentice73 points74 points75 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Someone just learned about reverse psychology 🙄
[–]literallywhiterose33 points34 points35 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
no, i’m just not gonna waste my creative energy on someone who can’t even do his own laundry and thinks “boy vs girl” memes are funny.
[–]HennyyenniFDS Apprentice26 points27 points28 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Why would any woman waste their time sending a pick up line to a scrote who is a grown man and still puts “lmao” at the end of every sentence?
[–]misty-museFDS Newbie9 points10 points11 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Because he dared you. What, you chicken? 🤡🤡🤡
[–]OpenCelebration3FDS Newbie4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I was so thinking that. What a little boy
[–]AnodynicFDS Newbie20 points21 points22 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He sounds so boring, I'd have swiped left before finishing the first sentence. If someone has to begin their dating profile by making a sweeping generalization against half of the population, they are unoriginal and entirely dull.
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[–]sassylittlespoon15 points16 points17 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The nature of dating means women don’t need pick up lines. And honestly I hate when men use them. So.
Thank you, next.
[–]FabledAngryVillagerFDS Apprentice23 points24 points25 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Whenever they say something dumb like this followed by "lol" "lmao" "lmfao" I think they're as smart as a bag of rocks and hope they don't breed
[–]SamuelaTheThriftyFDS Newbie10 points11 points12 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ugh.
[–]HhjjuuyFDS Apprentice9 points10 points11 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ladies.
[–]MakeURegretFDS Newbie8 points9 points10 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Laughing my fucking ass off AT you (or whoever actually takes him up on his offer) ☹️
[–][deleted] 7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The “lmfao” at the end is so cringe
[–]SewudFDS Disciple8 points9 points10 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What a great way to make sure women never message him. And let's be honest, if he saw a woman he was interested in he would definitely message her. Why be the sucker who messages the guy who saw you and didn't find you interesting, but might be willing to squeeze you like a lemon if you message him first?
[–]Salt_SatisfactionFDS Disciple6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Haha nice trick!
Moving on...
[–]ItsFreezenFDS Newbie5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Translation. "I'm too lazy to pursue"
[–]okcool_12FDS Newbie4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This one screams entitlement to me
[–]roseskbFDS Newbie1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I have a pick up line!
Are you Satan? Because you should have stayed in the depths of hell where you belong
[–]Optimal_Grapefruit_5FDS Newbie1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So negging really is deader than his sperm
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[–]cantsextihavebillsPickmeisha™️43 points44 points45 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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[–]TheFreckledGoddessFDS Apprentice56 points57 points58 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]OrangeyPandaFDS Apprentice73 points74 points75 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]literallywhiterose33 points34 points35 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]HennyyenniFDS Apprentice26 points27 points28 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[–]misty-museFDS Newbie9 points10 points11 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]OpenCelebration3FDS Newbie4 points5 points6 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]AnodynicFDS Newbie20 points21 points22 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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[–]FabledAngryVillagerFDS Apprentice23 points24 points25 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]SamuelaTheThriftyFDS Newbie10 points11 points12 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]HhjjuuyFDS Apprentice9 points10 points11 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]MakeURegretFDS Newbie8 points9 points10 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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[–]Salt_SatisfactionFDS Disciple6 points7 points8 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]ItsFreezenFDS Newbie5 points6 points7 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]okcool_12FDS Newbie4 points5 points6 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]roseskbFDS Newbie1 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Optimal_Grapefruit_5FDS Newbie1 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link