Remember Jeff Foxworthy's "you might be a redneck" jokes? I think we need an FDS thread in the same vein. I'll start:

You might be an FDSer if...

...most mainstream music and movies have been ruined for you but you get twisted satisfaction from deconstructing them

...you can spot Pickme behavior at a thousand yards

...you now have a physical allergy to LVM and break out in hives if you're within range of cheetos, video game equipment, or Axe products of any kind

...your phone diagnostics show more time on your investment portfolio app than your OLD app (if the OLD app is not deleted entirely)

...the Nest story will never not be funny/horrifying to you, possibly only topped by Mr. Butt Crumbs, Esq.

...."Die mad, scrote" now rolls off your tongue with glorious ease and joy