Casey Affleck has at least one out of four, though...
Edit: Hell, now that I think about it, being rich doesn't help a guy avoid accusations; it actually makes him a target.
Having a big schlong is no help either, because a woman won't see it unless she decides that you are not that creepy. Or unless you just whip it out, in which case, well, you kind of are creepy.
I know you were probably just kidding, but nope, none of these things offer the least protection from false "creepy" allegations.
Your point that women generally tend to regard handsome men as kind or friendly and ugly ones as creepy is no doubt true though. There have been numerous studies on that.
Edit: As someone below pointed out, this last point is basically true for all humans. It's not really a male or female thing. People generally just prefer attractive people.
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Casey Affleck has at least one out of four, though...
Edit: Hell, now that I think about it, being rich doesn't help a guy avoid accusations; it actually makes him a target.
Having a big schlong is no help either, because a woman won't see it unless she decides that you are not that creepy. Or unless you just whip it out, in which case, well, you kind of are creepy.
I know you were probably just kidding, but nope, none of these things offer the least protection from false "creepy" allegations.
Your point that women generally tend to regard handsome men as kind or friendly and ugly ones as creepy is no doubt true though. There have been numerous studies on that.
Edit: As someone below pointed out, this last point is basically true for all humans. It's not really a male or female thing. People generally just prefer attractive people.
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TOTALLY unrelated. Does her head look too large for her body? Looks photoshopped somehow, but that's not something you normally would photoshop haha.
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