Oh boy here we go...

IHaveALargePenis · 2012-11-01T04:35:27+00:00

"I believe in equal rights".

Most women: "YAY what a great guy".

"I also believe in Chivalry"

Most women: "FINALLY a real man".

"I also believe in equal lefts (aka defending yourself against a woman whom you treat equally but hits you for whatever reason).

Most women: "Abusive asshole, call the cops".

Sorry, but that's basically my lifelong experience. I remember the biggest shock I got was in high school (10-12 years ago, I don't really remember the grade) twice over. Once when I had a sexist feminist teacher who was basically failing guys simply for the sake of it. And mainly the second when my history teacher asked the girls about how they felt about equal rights. All of the girls were spitting out examples about how great it was and how happy they were to be treated equally. Then he asked, "If world war three broke out tomorrow, would you still accept equal rights when it came to being drafted and sent off to war like the guys"? EVERY girl I though I knew for the past few years looked around to the others girls and just basically was left speechless with one or two saying "no".

That's equal rights ladies. And most people don't understand or comprehend that. Equality isn't just about the good parts, it's about the bad parts as well. If you don't like to get hit in the face, usually the first and best thing to do is not hit anyone else. I'm a guy, been a guy all my life, never much liked getting the shit kicked out of me and that's why I usually avoid fights and hitting others. Sure sometimes they're bigger than me and I'm scared and other times they're smaller than me and I may not be scared all that much. But in most cases, 5-10-15+ of their friends are just around the corner, and even hitting a guy half your size doesn't guarantee you an ass-kicking-free day.

Besides the fact that women are being encouraged to hit men, I really don't think most if any (sorry for the assumption) have learned the latter part of my advice. NEVER feel safe for hitting someone because you have no clue what can and/or will happen next. You could be a 7' 300 pound all muscle black MMA fighter, but if you hit the wrong guy, even if he's 5' tall, chances are you will end up in the ER (if you're lucky).

THANAT0PS1S · 2012-11-01T06:18:32+00:00

These are my favorite. Basically every week I will get a woman saying something to the effect of "Real men don't hit women.", which I of course agree with. I then proceed to comment "Real women don't slap men." or "Real women don't kick men in the groin." or, my personal favorite, "Real people don't harm other people."

Always someone will comment something like "Well, if he deserves it it's okay." or "Doing some things deserves slapping."

And that's when I sarcastically tell him/her I should slap him/her for being so ignorant and flaunting of "equality".

shamwow62 · 2012-11-01T05:14:22+00:00

lol guys, it had to be a joke... hence "Loveing how were right next to each other :p"

the_one_true_b · 2012-10-31T21:55:20+00:00

Feminist logic: go to facebook for support on hitting your boyfriend when it was your fault to begin with.

campushippo · 2012-11-01T06:53:10+00:00

i really don't think anyone should be hitting anyone to be honest. it's sad that people want to get away with violence the way many women expect to. why is it ok for them to hit a man if it's not even ok for a man to hit another man? where i'm from, throwing a glass in someone's face is a serious crime if you're a guy but if you're a pretty female model they give you 2 years in jail and you don't even do the full 2 years! women need to get the same legal treatment as men (or at least to a degree) if they assault someone. it makes me sick when i read the paper and there is so much violence, especially from young people. the world seems so angry.

shrubzilla · 2012-11-01T07:14:12+00:00

without reading comments, as a woman, if a girl hits a guy it's game on and he is free to retaliate.

2012-11-01T06:34:48+00:00

A few seconds ago. Here we go indeed.

AugustBurning · 2012-11-01T12:21:48+00:00

Although you are correct, you went a bit overboard mate. Just sounds like you're looking to start a verbal fight with her.

Although if she didn't apologise after you saying that, by all means, go ahead.

2012-11-01T07:00:15+00:00

If you are a female and you hit me in the testicles, you are getting forcefully restrained at a minimum. The police can let an e.r. doctor sort it out.

forzion_no_mouse · 2012-11-01T03:29:49+00:00

They both are idiots, him for staying with her and her for being abusive.

wildfire2k5 · 2012-11-01T05:54:46+00:00

Ohh, updates please?

Stanberg · 2012-11-01T09:59:52+00:00

any updates on the rage/shitstorm that followed?

i84 · 2012-11-01T10:30:35+00:00

But then there is the question, what made her hit him? This Facebook argument has not fully gone into detail over what happened. No one knows.

Roddy0608 · 2012-11-01T10:38:57+00:00

Hitting back is vague. It can be self defense or revenge. I agree with self defense but not always with revenge.

Kentuckyless · 2012-11-01T22:49:43+00:00

Has there been an update/reply yet?

buster2209 · 2012-11-01T12:17:40+00:00

Typical western woman; she wants all the privileges and none of the responsibility of feminism.

Grubnar · 2012-11-01T08:01:42+00:00

Nice to see that at least someone tried to be the voice of reason.

CptSeaCow · 2012-11-01T04:14:17+00:00

VICTIM BLAMING!1!1! /s In all honesty when it comes to Facebook I always laugh because I can never tell if people are honestly that stupid or fake!

HeyImAlex · 2012-11-01T05:27:09+00:00

Honestly, everyone on r/MR needs to take a hard look in the mirror. This post is so obviously just a boyfriend and girlfriend joking around that I have to ask myself if all of you applauding this guy for going on his completely uncalled for rant (you know this girl... through a friend...?) have pushed all of your friends so far away that you've lost all perception social cues in a red sea of woman hate.

Unsubbed. Adios.

SamTheEnglishTeacher · 2012-10-31T21:20:50+00:00

If that last one was you, that was needlessly antagonistic.

CornPlanter · 2012-11-01T11:38:06+00:00

Oh my god someone talks bullshit in Facebook again. Breaks my heart. Gotta go and see a medic. And a lawyer, my man's rights were violated again.

camisadelgolf · 2012-11-01T08:05:00+00:00

It's rare that a man would need to resort to hitting a woman. For example, I was assaulted by a woman once for things I said (she was on her period--just kidding), and although I had the right to defend myself, I put her on the ground with minimal force and held her there until she calmed down. If she had posed a bigger threat, it might have been a different story, but let's face it: most men are bigger than most women. Hitting her in self defense, however, would've been excessive force. If a woman is attacking you, yes, protect yourself. But in most cases, it should only involve immobilizing the threat and/or removing yourself from the situation.

rensin · 2012-11-01T09:02:17+00:00

I think the way to neuter the feminist movement is to divide the normal women from the hardcore female supremacists. They have to be removed from positions of power and driven under ground. Sadly for the most part the current crop of women are pretty much ideologically fucked you wont be able to do much about it, but by removing the most vile female supremacists we can train a new generation of women to be good women again.

First step will be separating the feminists from the female supremacists

Title	Oh boy here we go...
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Upvotes	569
Comments	115
Date	October 31, 2012 9:09 PM UTC (13 years ago)
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