Ridiculously hilarious rape incident report from University of Connecticut Police

Tetzel · 2013-03-06T00:40:39+00:00

It's not a rape incident report though is it? I mean literally, the word 'rape' is nowhere on that report.

Gadflyii · 2013-03-06T07:23:33+00:00

So two people walking in a parking lot passed within a few feet of each other? Because that is what it reads like...

BalllsackTBaghard · 2013-03-06T08:39:51+00:00

TIL I commit rape every single time I am near a strange woman.

AndyAndrophile · 2013-03-06T01:57:09+00:00

It seems like this is reposed here constantly. Look, it's not like Uni. of Connecticut doesn't have it's problems with the typical disgusting misandric feminist bullshit such campuses often do, IT OBVIOUSLY DOES. But there's more to the story than what's presented in this deceptively isolated screenshot.

http://www.reddit.com/r/MensRights/comments/q8df3/uconn_police_reporting_a_suspicious_occurrence/c3vm5i3

It doesn't justify the hyperventilating suspicion of men likely at least partially motivating such paranoid "alerts", but it does go some way to explaining how that particular incident could've happened.

Lemmiwinks0141 · 2013-03-06T12:00:34+00:00

I was a sophomore at UConn when this happened and the general consensus was that UCPD basically has to send a report out when a student is worried about something. This is a case of a female student getting scared and then the police doing 'something' about it. Sure it was ridiculous but college is just a glorified daycare most days and they would have gotten plenty of shit if they had students report something and not doing anything about it. It's the equivalent of checking under the bed for monsters. Sure the fear is unfounded but the fact that actions were taken gives solace to the rest of the students and more importantly their parents.

auto_poena · 2013-03-06T05:43:34+00:00

This shit is a waste of police resources.

martian712 · 2013-03-06T03:30:30+00:00

Jesus Christ guys. She could have just been a concerned citizen. She didn't claim rape, she might not even be concerned about what happened, only that a guy that seems like he didn't belong on campus late at night was approaching strangers alone. Maybe she was just worried he might have harmful intent for someone else. Calm your over accusing tits. You're making us look bad.

WhiteThrone · 2013-03-06T09:43:06+00:00

There was once a black comedian who had a comedy skit about how black men are pulled over for driving nice cars or driving in the 'wrong' neighborhood. He blasted the police for their use of racial profiling. He even coined the phrase "Driving While Black" and the skit was a hit.

Nowadays, we need a comedian to make fun of police profiling men for this sort of thing ... we could use the phrase "Walking with a Penis".

jack_gats · 2013-03-06T08:54:44+00:00

See how they say "her personal space". How wide is such a space? I've said it before: the endpoint of all this is strict m/f segregation throughout Society.

Drmacaroon · 2013-03-06T10:00:38+00:00

why is that in any way a "safety alert"?

Because he's not college age? maybe he's a mature student - mystery solved. and fuck her personal space!

2013-03-06T13:55:48+00:00

Within several feet of her personal space..

Sooo nowhere even near her? Got it.

5th_Law_of_Robotics · 2013-03-06T14:14:42+00:00

Jesus, put some trigger warnings on that. I made it to "within several feet of her personal space" before I collapsed in to a triggered heap of self-pity.

Deansdale · 2013-03-06T07:29:43+00:00

Hurrah for this brave rape survivor!

2013-03-06T08:51:22+00:00

What is older than college age? How is this an official report?

Nomenimion · 2013-03-06T18:20:26+00:00

He came within several feet of her personal space? Woogawoogawooga, teh patriarchal evulz!

SheriffBart42 · 2013-03-06T06:18:13+00:00

If he had actually gotten in her personal space and not just a few feet from it, that would have been rape.

AloysiusC · 2013-03-06T06:55:04+00:00

Please tell me this is just a troll post.

Modron · 2013-03-06T09:44:14+00:00

What the hell?! Is this a joke?

VoodooIdol · 2013-03-06T19:45:24+00:00

Forgive me my ignorance, but how is this a "rape incident report"?

2013-03-06T19:46:22+00:00

In the near future I think it's possible that we will have a curfew in place for men only. Would you really put it past feminists trying to put something like that in place.

murphymc · 2013-03-06T22:33:22+00:00

Oh boy, UCONN!

So here's a fun tidbit or two from someone who lives in town with that large weeping sore of a school.

So there's a small trail leading from one of the small shopping areas to some off campus housing. It cuts through a small bit of woods and is very secluded. It also has what you think would be the biggest "nope" ever for a name, Rape Trail.

It's name is no secret to anyone, and yet guess what happens there with some regularity. Victim blaming is stupid but come the fuck on...

I also routinely narrowly miss running over several college kids a week as they have the lovely habit of just walking into the main road through campus, assuming that because pedestrians have the right of way 2000lb metal objects will magically come to a complete stop immediately, just for them.

Those 3 glorious months of summer break can't come soon enough.

2013-03-07T02:48:03+00:00

and then he walked in the opposite direction.

Well this is atypical behavior for a rapist, Watson. We better watch this one closely he must be plotting something.

EndlessNexus · 2013-03-06T14:24:46+00:00

This was a suspicious activity report to try to make sure that the ladies were careful so that no actual rape would occur, there is nothing funny about this and it is a smart thing for the school to do, because if this guy was going around creeping girls out and nobody warned them, then he raped or hurt someone, the school would take some heat for not trying to do anything. UConn doesn't take many chances with this stuff, they alert students about all kinds of potential trouble.

truetofiction · 2013-03-06T17:12:22+00:00

The description is vague, but it sounds like the woman was walking alone in a parking lot and a guy made a bee-line straight towards her. After getting within a few feet she turned straight around and walked away, and he did the same. This is not "two souls walked past each-other in the night." Regardless of your gender, that sure as hell sounds suspicious to me.

theskepticalidealist · 2013-03-06T19:11:12+00:00

WTF a man walked past her HAVE YOU SEE THIS MAN WE NEED HIM ARRESTED AND QUESTIONED!!!!111

Hessmix · 2013-03-06T21:03:01+00:00

It needs to be said

REPOST

Redskull673 · 2013-03-06T04:44:33+00:00

There was no crime here I think.

Women are scared of their own shadow, very timid creatures who can also distort a situation to fit their paranoia. He could had been simply crossing a parking lot and her paranoia got the best of her. It was at 6:30pm which isn't even late.

I can't help but feel that the world bends over backwards to cater to female's irrational interpretations of reality (no doubt fueled by feminist on campus rape hysteria), and as a result men have to be suspected of committing a crime and be harassed by police or profiled for innocuous behaviors.

Lesson learned, walk 500 feet from females in the early evening if you're a male to not set the Lifetime Channel alarm in princess' head.

Peil · 2013-03-06T15:06:48+00:00

Help me, please! I've been shot!

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE!

Title	Ridiculously hilarious rape incident report from University of Connecticut Police
Author	FEMANON_HERE
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Date	March 6, 2013 12:12 AM UTC (13 years ago)
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