Play stupid games

Samir146 · 2019-10-06T17:59:07+00:00

Woman: Slaps man

Man: Slaps back

Woman: “You weren’t supposed to do that!”

bosst3quil4 · 2019-10-06T17:56:59+00:00

This bitch be dumb yo

erlend_nikulausson · 2019-10-06T17:52:54+00:00

HOW CAN HE SLAP!!

RaZieL_69 · 2019-10-06T18:02:21+00:00

Pretty sure it’s satire if you look at the replies

KhajiitFL · 2019-10-06T17:58:24+00:00

How dare you!

blinkatwix · 2019-10-06T20:49:37+00:00

*reads the last line "how dare you" in Greta Thuneberg's voice

SerboDuck · 2019-10-06T18:00:59+00:00

This reads as being obviously sarcastic, no?

suckmyglock762 · 2019-10-06T19:07:13+00:00

This attitude is why I hate when people tell young boy's "You should never hit a woman." We should be telling boys and girls "You should never hit anyone" or "You should never initiate violence."

The problem with the whole "You should never hit a woman" thing is that it gives the implicit message to girls that it's OK for them to hit a man which should be obvious that it's not OK. On top of that it gives boy's and young men the idea that they can't defend themselves if they're being victimized by a woman, which isn't alright either.

Nobody should initiate violence, but if you're dumb enough to do so you should expect to receive it back regardless of what's between your legs.

Plaesmodia · 2019-10-06T18:04:09+00:00

Woman : slaps man

Man : slaps woman back

Woman : surprised Pikachu face

Ryukishin187 · 2019-10-06T22:38:37+00:00

As a wise man once said, "these hands rated E for Everybody"

Jet_Nugget · 2019-10-06T18:11:51+00:00

Sounds sarcastic

brownbananaoverhere · 2019-10-06T17:54:05+00:00

Get stupid results.

LilBigZay · 2019-10-06T18:13:22+00:00

What the fuck is sarcasm

no112358 · 2019-10-07T03:13:35+00:00

Greta?

sledgetooth · 2019-10-06T20:26:20+00:00

HOW CAN SHE SLAP

poolbum1 · 2019-10-06T22:32:40+00:00

Equal rights, equal lefts 🤷🏼‍♂️

RealBruhMoments · 2019-10-06T20:05:36+00:00

I wanna wait when this happens again but instead of slapping her back he says " I identify myself as a woman" then slaps her back.

menoyzoe · 2019-10-06T17:57:01+00:00

play stupid games, win stupid prizes

msannethropik · 2019-10-06T18:49:25+00:00

As a female mild feminist (as in: “just be nice,” and who the fuck cares as long as everyone can do and access the same things), women like this disgust me.

Thinks she’s valid and he’s not? What an entitled imbecile.

helenvsgladys · 2019-10-06T20:56:00+00:00

How dare you slap a woman back?

Oh look, this one didn’t learn. Hopefully the next guy does more than slap her.

Uhtred_McUhtredson · 2019-10-06T21:11:21+00:00

How dare you??

You have stolen my dreams and my childhood!

I should be getting slapped on the other side of the ocean!

mr_explosi0n · 2019-10-06T22:25:21+00:00

Lmao, she's lucky it wasn't a kick.

TokioHot · 2019-10-07T01:17:36+00:00

Woman : *wants gender equality

Woman also : *slaps man

Man : *slaps woman

Woman : Excuse me what the fuck

PS : Words are that she just made that up for...ATTENTION

chambertlo · 2019-10-07T01:29:43+00:00

> How dare you slap a woman back?

How dare you slap a man first is the real question. A woman should NEVER put her hands on a man.

EVER.

CzLittle · 2019-10-06T18:17:22+00:00

How can she slap?

tycket · 2019-10-06T19:10:00+00:00

This is satire right?

ReasonablyRetro · 2019-10-06T20:33:05+00:00

Woman: Slaps man

Davie504: Slaps Bass

Me: Slaps like

Jamstapp · 2019-11-21T20:22:44+00:00

You have stolen my dreams and my childhood

urapizzashit · 2019-10-06T21:08:12+00:00

HOW CAN SHE SLAP???

DropKikMonkey · 2019-10-06T22:25:00+00:00

She probably did it wrong, try again!

OhReAlLyMyDuDe · 2019-10-06T22:37:21+00:00

”how dare you defend yourself when I attack you!? Human nature says you should just accept death!”

Even if this is satire it still goes for others

tupaia · 2019-10-07T00:57:24+00:00

I think it’s pathetic for a man to SLAP back. Hook or uppercut is a way to go.

Armedion · 2019-10-07T01:49:01+00:00

She's right. He should have punched her

random_fellow · 2019-10-07T02:19:31+00:00

Equal rights, equal fights.

MsEvie322 · 2019-10-07T02:53:12+00:00

Equal rights...equal lefts

BillHarris471 · 2019-10-07T03:09:23+00:00

Act like a man, get treated like one.

Prettyprettykittens · 2019-10-07T03:21:32+00:00

Equality extends to violence

Gogetaiscanon432 · 2019-10-17T22:46:17+00:00

Win stupid prizes

OopsItWentInTheButt · 2019-10-19T06:27:39+00:00

Equal rights, equal fights

I_Want_Die_02 · 2019-10-28T15:04:37+00:00

Sakurai: No! This isn't how you're supposed to play the game!

XxMemerMasterxX · 2019-11-26T05:07:30+00:00

Equal Rights, Equal Fights

bigOOUNCE · 2020-02-16T21:11:40+00:00

of course she has queen in her name!

Altereddstate · 2019-10-06T17:54:27+00:00

Lmfao that would’ve been a sight to behold

n00neperfect · 2019-10-06T18:03:26+00:00

Newtons Law: every Action there is equal and opposite reaction.

in Philosophy: Karma

sendmeupfather · 2019-10-06T18:12:36+00:00

They always have the same expression too, like a queen who's servant had the audacity to look her in the eye.

You're not a queen, sweetheart, you're a thot who thought she could get away with hitting someone twice your size. Spoiler Alert: You didn't, you never will, and karma's a bitch.

doihavetousethis · 2019-10-06T18:07:41+00:00

Is fucking slap her too if she slapped me. Silly bitch

FlyingRainbowChicken · 2019-10-06T20:32:18+00:00

This looks ironic

Justanotheruser1289 · 2019-10-06T18:40:34+00:00

This is a repost from 2 days ago.

BigOomf · 2019-10-06T18:45:07+00:00

HOW CAN SHE SLAP

Firm_as_red_clay · 2019-10-06T19:00:17+00:00

That’s no woman

empathyz · 2019-10-06T19:02:07+00:00

Win stupid prizes

The_Gregory · 2019-10-06T19:06:25+00:00

how dare you

ThatGuyLemon · 2019-10-06T19:08:11+00:00

Repost

smokyexe · 2019-10-06T19:13:27+00:00

Is this sarcasm?

IverJosJQ · 2019-10-06T19:59:54+00:00

S L A P P E R S

Wicioopl · 2019-10-06T20:10:30+00:00

i want to slap her

arcphoenix13 · 2019-10-06T20:33:29+00:00

Its not even about equality to me at this point. Its about living in a fucking society with laws. No one should be slapping anyone. I don't even consider a woman that goes around slapping people an adult. They are a child. This to me is basic human decency that you learn in fucking elementary school. Her parents suck for not teaching her to act like a fucking adult. Before they forced her on the rest of society.

PBjellyChomp · 2019-10-06T21:03:56+00:00

go one further and Allahu Akbar !!!!

anothga · 2019-10-06T21:50:36+00:00

Was that man's name Kazuma and does he yearn for true gender equality?

peanutismint · 2019-10-06T22:14:40+00:00

She thinks “how dare you” is a question....

Kelly Kapoor??!!

ObjectiveRush · 2019-10-06T22:27:09+00:00

Of course he shouldn't have slapped! Punch like a real man! /s

Seriously though, can we just not hit each other?

FerrariSempai · 2019-10-06T22:30:19+00:00

Best be ready for equal lefts and equal rights

Mrpooney83 · 2019-10-06T22:47:13+00:00

Was he Davie504?

plonkerboy900 · 2019-10-06T23:01:03+00:00

"what's UP, S L A P P E R S"

Actuallymarcuslmao · 2019-10-06T23:02:12+00:00

Greta : how dare you destroy the planet This twitter thot : how dare you slap me

tenroseUK · 2019-10-06T23:04:07+00:00

That man's name? Davie

logikfail · 2019-10-06T23:23:09+00:00

Morning s l a p p a s

NoFlayNoPlay · 2019-10-06T23:37:48+00:00

this has to be a bait... right?

ItsCold_ItsCold · 2019-10-07T00:04:05+00:00

This has to be a joke....

Garrett_Masuno · 2019-10-07T00:28:31+00:00

She has “Queen” in her name. You can already tell that she’s entitled.

honey_102b · 2019-10-07T00:43:54+00:00

always identify as a woman before hitting one back, just to be safe y'all

Red_Nemesis0 · 2019-10-07T04:39:06+00:00

I found this chicks twitter and shes serious about this, she also claims that muscle building is pointless because it “doesn’t” attract women and that 80% of what all men do is for women. This bitch thinks that she has a right to speak for half of the planet.

ReeRuns · 2019-10-07T04:51:08+00:00

Equality's not always pretty

FakeMan77 · 2019-10-07T04:56:49+00:00

I would be slapping everyone on the street if slapping me back was morally wrong

ThatfaThomelessGuy · 2019-10-07T05:03:10+00:00

please tell me this is satire

lucutes · 2019-10-07T05:19:32+00:00

yeah she needed a punch

2019-10-07T05:24:46+00:00

Sometimes I read stuff like this and think '' this has to be fake '' but then I remember that some people are pretty stupid .

Draygoes · 2019-10-07T05:40:12+00:00

What- Don't hit people! Are we five?

MrPenguino72 · 2019-10-07T06:51:52+00:00

The whole account is a satire but okay

Smnkx · 2019-10-07T06:56:13+00:00

Greta Thunberg ghostwrote this

2019-10-07T11:24:49+00:00

Receives payback slap

"Oh fuck,I can't believe you've done this"

kenbay63 · 2019-10-07T12:15:53+00:00

Especially a queen, lol!!

BIO-Y-THO · 2019-10-07T15:43:20+00:00

In the words of our saviour, chat shit get banged

thecasperboy · 2019-10-07T16:27:51+00:00

How dare you slap a man?

PB95030 · 2019-10-07T17:38:03+00:00

Because you call your self Queen. He though you were a trans man

J0kerr · 2019-10-07T17:39:55+00:00

Equal treatment = equal ass whooping

Helix_The_Trader · 2019-10-07T21:39:14+00:00

"Twitter For iPhone"

smighter9000 · 2019-10-08T00:04:50+00:00

Guess he didnt slap back hard enough

aVeryFriendlyBotMk2 · 2019-10-08T10:11:21+00:00

As Sir Isaac Newton states in his 3rd law of motion:

"For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction."

ARCFacility · 2019-10-10T06:13:32+00:00

For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction

EpsilonChurchAlpha · 2019-10-10T07:04:37+00:00

Woman : slaps man man : looks over shoulder with one glowing eye in the distance the woman hears a faint song she recognized it it was megalovania Literally everyone: oooh you dun fucked up

Its-CCG · 2019-10-11T09:24:01+00:00

That has to be sarcastic.

CocoBuffPlayzYT · 2019-10-13T19:14:00+00:00

80% sure she is a troll account

xyko_naut · 2019-10-16T20:05:45+00:00

\Greta Thunberg intensifies**

Alex2002ita · 2019-10-18T13:51:16+00:00

How dare you to slap someone in first place lol

lostNtranslated · 2019-10-20T12:04:55+00:00

Okay listen she might be trolling here.

tinglep · 2019-10-26T19:06:56+00:00

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

ZBeEgboyE · 2019-11-18T20:16:31+00:00

Queen Minic - Queen of the Shebaggers

KidFunkyFried69 · 2019-11-30T21:09:27+00:00

Win stupid prizes

LeakyThoughts · 2020-01-19T18:17:06+00:00

She dumb

SamLikesYourHam · 2020-01-21T16:59:11+00:00

No dark mode, bad

nrf81 · 2020-01-25T05:32:41+00:00

Davie504 is impressed...

ChickneNuggetOreos · 2019-10-06T18:11:36+00:00

Win stupid prizes

XMaster65 · 2023-01-06T23:03:45+00:00

wait I did something stupid and it was reciprocated?? whatttt? also how r u openly admitting to assualt??

Beholding69 · 2019-10-06T18:02:06+00:00

gentle

feladorhet · 2019-10-06T18:24:07+00:00

That's quick newton

traian28 · 2019-10-06T18:25:06+00:00

Woman slaps man Man slaps back woman Woman: "hey, that's illegal!"

ScreaminJumpinWeiner · 2019-10-06T18:32:37+00:00

How sexist of you to be equal by hitting back

djhimeh · 2019-10-06T18:32:53+00:00

She felt the equality up side her face.

simple_snap · 2019-10-06T18:34:44+00:00

Equality isn’t it?

2019-10-06T18:37:39+00:00

This is so on the nose that it really seems like a joke to me. It just seems like a woman this entitled would do a better job of making herself appear the victim, if this WERE real. Just my feeling on this.

BlackBoxInquiry · 2019-10-06T18:43:49+00:00

Equality. Enjoy it. The Good, the Bad and everything in between.

She should consider herself lucky, if a dude slapped another dude, he’d get his ass beat.

She only got a slap....

hi_im_vito · 2019-10-06T18:44:43+00:00

First part of her name is "gentle" how ironic

sorashinigami · 2019-10-06T18:46:08+00:00

Damn, what a whiny bitch. If you hit someone, you're going to get hit back. Common sense says, "Don't be a bitch and people will treat you better."

Alcowe · 2019-10-06T18:47:19+00:00

Wait a minute, this whole operation was your idea!

TheBigSuikaSukuna · 2019-10-06T19:10:08+00:00

Please tell me that this is satire.

sunshinelovie · 2019-10-06T19:12:24+00:00

How dare you slap a man? How dare you? 😂 double standards are so fucked

Koorany · 2019-10-06T19:16:09+00:00

It seems the slap wasn't hard enough. Knock some sense into that fucking head.

Darth_Shitlord · 2019-10-06T19:23:59+00:00

Equality a bitch, yo.

NowaiAma · 2019-10-06T19:27:31+00:00

Equal rights. Equal fights

knekratos · 2019-10-06T19:33:16+00:00

Hoes mad

alex_b98 · 2019-10-06T19:38:59+00:00

Surprised Picachu face put in words right here

adpanther · 2019-10-06T19:44:42+00:00

I can’t believe you’ve done this.

saltypotatoboi · 2019-10-06T19:47:07+00:00

cLAssIc mALE behAviouR

mushplomplom · 2019-10-06T19:48:16+00:00

If this was real she wouldn’t have said she slapped him first

_Thorshammer_ · 2019-10-06T19:56:47+00:00

Maybe he was Russian?

AlbertCohol · 2019-10-06T19:57:34+00:00

In his defense she has a very slapable face.

Sn0wland · 2019-10-06T19:57:50+00:00

Kind of unrelated, but one time I was dating this girl and in my sleep I must have been having a weird dream because I apparently twitched and booped her in the face. She made a big deal and tried to paint it to her friends as abuse. Females do some crazy shit man.

minerva_sways · 2019-10-06T19:58:25+00:00

Is how dare you a question?

tkyjonathan · 2019-10-06T20:00:08+00:00

Wasn't this a joke?

2019-10-06T20:02:20+00:00

This has to be satire

social_meteor_2020 · 2019-10-06T20:03:40+00:00

ITT: it's lefts and rights all the way down

flowerstastebad · 2019-10-06T20:05:17+00:00

Gets slapped back

shocked Pikachu meme

PSokoloff · 2019-10-06T20:07:31+00:00

Lol 😂

facemoosh · 2019-10-06T20:09:50+00:00

How come so many ?s

ura_walrus · 2019-10-06T20:11:51+00:00

I don't think this is true

etherealembryo · 2019-10-06T20:16:03+00:00

Men are like this too. Especially men in "power" positions.

TheAerofan4 · 2019-10-06T20:20:21+00:00

Shut the fuck up, incels take every bait, maybe you’re single because you deserve it and you’re a bad person

wpen · 2019-10-06T20:23:09+00:00

Wrong sub, that’s just r/pussypass

Poot_Hooter · 2019-10-06T20:23:17+00:00

Equal rights, equal lefts

Dream-Baby-Dream · 2019-10-06T20:37:13+00:00

Jeez reddit SATIRE

MedicPigBabySaver · 2019-10-06T20:37:24+00:00

HS. I pushed a guy that was abusive to GF. GF hauled off and slapped me. Slapped her back.

Week of suspension for me. Nothing for her.

PortalTeh · 2019-10-06T20:39:14+00:00

How can you slap back?

liberalsarenotgood · 2019-10-06T20:40:00+00:00

Smells like satire

Mr7FootCock · 2019-10-06T20:41:45+00:00

hoe gotta know

NiceFormBro · 2019-10-06T20:44:23+00:00

Boomer conditioning.

Welcome to 2019 kids! Equal opportunity.

Aladen_ofthe_Apes · 2019-10-06T20:44:41+00:00

😒

playerknownsaccount · 2019-10-06T20:45:47+00:00

HOW DARE YOU

retropod · 2019-10-06T20:45:57+00:00

Bitch brought that on herself.

Homemadeduck102 · 2019-10-06T20:46:10+00:00

God I thought it was satire at first

confuseum · 2019-10-06T20:50:42+00:00

"I can't believe you've done this."

blazera · 2019-10-06T20:52:51+00:00

This looks like a ploy for twitter points, that's workin.

shamanic_panic · 2019-10-06T21:00:59+00:00

I wonder how many of these posts from tumblr and twitter are trolls just waiting for reddit subs to lap up the outrage.

MT_Flesch · 2019-10-06T21:02:47+00:00

Equality isn't a pick n choose deal, ladies

ChesterMtJoy · 2019-10-06T21:02:53+00:00

isnt this fake?

destroyer55787 · 2019-10-06T21:04:31+00:00

He is a true believer in gender equality

Dont____Panic · 2019-10-06T21:10:18+00:00

Twitter status is:

Far from your kind of ideal wife material

No shit.

JacobDerBauer · 2019-10-06T21:12:27+00:00

Satire right?

Horneyj · 2019-10-06T21:14:13+00:00

Well do you want equality or to be treated like a precious flower ?......... Can't pick and choose based on the outcome.

trafridrodreddit · 2019-10-06T21:15:20+00:00

How dare you!

RavynArcadia · 2019-10-06T21:25:28+00:00

Welcome to equal rights. And lefts.

Don’t want to get slapped don’t slap. Hard concept I know.

moveoutmoveup · 2019-10-06T21:28:57+00:00

Fake. Must be.

foodank012018 · 2019-10-06T21:30:57+00:00

HOW CAN SHE SLAP?!?!

HerptyDurpt · 2019-10-06T21:38:30+00:00

Did she just assume his gender?

Lembach_Is_Staying · 2019-10-06T21:40:39+00:00

I checked her Twitter feed, an she really is that vacuous. Today she tweeted that women need to properly wash their vaginas. And how. In detail.

realsnail · 2019-10-06T21:42:03+00:00

HOW CAN HE SLAP!

Security88_ · 2019-10-06T21:42:44+00:00

satire

Terrarialord9013 · 2019-10-06T21:47:05+00:00

suorce

Stewbender · 2019-10-06T21:47:25+00:00

Do we live in manufactured reality now? It's very strange the way people don't care if something's fake anymore as long as it reinforces their own bitter perspective.

Siege_Storm · 2019-10-06T21:48:32+00:00

Is that a question? I’m sure she wouldn’t like the answer

rohithkumarsp · 2019-10-06T21:49:22+00:00

How dare you to for wanting equality.

Paster_of_Muppots · 2019-10-06T21:49:34+00:00

People who say "how dare you" are trash teir.

deeeeepweb · 2019-10-06T21:50:22+00:00

Youzz a bitch

steveinbuffalo · 2019-10-06T21:53:24+00:00

they hit you, you hit them - we're supposed to be equal now.

memesplaining · 2019-10-06T21:53:31+00:00

How can he slap?

classylassy28 · 2019-10-06T21:55:17+00:00

How about don't be physically abusive to people. Equality states he's more than welcome to hit you back.

My parents always taught me never hit first but always hit back twice as hard to teach them a lesson for hurting you.

XanthosAcanthus · 2019-10-06T21:55:36+00:00

This kinda looks like sarcasm... not sure lol

Dreanimal · 2019-10-06T21:59:39+00:00

Equal rights equal fights

Broken_Exponentially · 2019-10-06T22:00:30+00:00

ROFL I'm glad these lessons are still taught.

Chemoralora · 2019-10-06T22:09:43+00:00

Surely satire

ijustinsultpeople · 2019-10-06T22:09:58+00:00

HOW CAN SHE SLAP

tiling-duck · 2019-10-06T22:15:02+00:00

How can she slap?!

Sujjin · 2019-10-06T22:15:41+00:00

Like what?

did she walk up to some random guy and slap him without any reason?

Hell yeah you deserve some retribution for doing that.

Bowling_Bellic_ · 2019-10-06T22:17:22+00:00

Win stupid prizes

St-Havoc · 2019-10-06T22:17:36+00:00

Man hits man, man hits man back. woman hits man >> Sooooo.... You don't want to be equal??????

Tasha75300 · 2019-10-06T22:18:59+00:00

Can I get in line to slap her too?

Mkultra9000 · 2019-10-06T22:21:09+00:00

Yeah how dare you defend yourself.

Recklessdarph · 2019-10-06T22:24:09+00:00

Win slaping prizes

thislibdickinurear · 2019-10-06T22:27:17+00:00

HOW CAN SHE SLAP

dudeweedayylmao · 2019-10-06T22:33:02+00:00

how can she slap?

Death_Scythe_666 · 2019-10-06T22:35:30+00:00

Better get used to it bitch, times are changing!

Bonnzai413 · 2019-10-06T22:41:37+00:00

If I get slapped I'm liable to throw hands and feet

missnoel90 · 2019-10-06T22:44:47+00:00

Don't ever lay hands in ANYONE unless you're ready to get hit back. Period.

SteakPotPie · 2019-10-06T22:46:25+00:00

lol stupid bitch

I_Chose_Nachos · 2019-10-06T22:51:29+00:00

It looks like she doing the, "Oh hell naw" pose in her profile pic. This broad has never faced a consequence for her actions before.

ComprehensiveSock · 2019-10-06T22:52:01+00:00

I can see this being satire, but who knows

niallmurphytdub · 2019-10-06T23:01:18+00:00

Ah, fuck. I can't believe you've done this.

Slayer_Acid · 2019-10-06T23:04:25+00:00

HOW CAN SHE SLAP?

Horny_the_pirate · 2019-10-06T23:07:31+00:00

98% of the global population is mentally retarded

nancy_ballosky · 2019-10-06T23:08:05+00:00

Lol this reads like sarcasm.

Play stupid games

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HOW CAN HE SLAP!!

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HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE TIME TO OPEN HIS OWN DOORS ANYMORE THAT'S HOW IMPORTANT HE IS OK

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Title	Play stupid games
Author	notgordonbombay
Upvotes	29758
Comments	715
Date	October 6, 2019 5:51 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/PussyPassDenied
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