PSA: Wrap it up and never beleive "I can't get Pregnant"

MentORPHEUS · 2017-01-18T07:04:09+00:00

First, I hope he gets a paternity test BEFORE signing the birth certificate.

Second, another red flag expression is an angry, "I know my body!" The translation is usually, "I don't know jack shit about my body; I feel horny right now, and am not making the connection that I'm ovulating when females are at their horniest since before mitochondrial fucking Eve.

ho-li-fuk · 2017-01-18T12:57:32+00:00

I'm going to jump in here like I do with every baby trapping story posted. Get a vasectomy.

She'll pull the goalie for any number of reasons. You have no control over it. Even the ones with solid jobs and degrees.

"I want a baaaaaybeee!". Their hormones scream that shit at certain points. Especially when it means they can quit their jobs. Reality is hard, and when they can trap somebody into paying for their leisure... why the fuck not.

There are two things you need to worry about when fucking:

Unwanted pregnancies and STD's.

You are in complete control of one of them. Why not protect yourself? Vasectomy.

Pieceofshit11 · 2017-01-18T16:56:07+00:00

(posted earlier, deleted, and posted again from throwaway)

Had a friend who fell for this. The woman in question was a raging bitch and totally ruined his life with it. Ended up hanging himself because of it several years ago. The woman's response? "He's was just a piece of shit who didn't want to man up and take care of his kid, the world is better off without him". And that, ladies and gentlemen, is one of the many reasons I hang out in this sub.

chambertlo · 2017-01-18T06:51:38+00:00

In other words, never stick your dick in crazy.

theBreadSultan · 2017-01-18T13:21:05+00:00

If it's morally ok for a woman to trick her self into getting pregnant.... is it morally ok to trick a woman into abortion?

Like get a female friend to go to an abortion clinic and "cheek the pills" or get the goods of the internet then...

Hey babe, I made you a coffee...and hey check it out..wanna try this new sex toy thing....

Honestly wonder how that would all play out in court

Mellonboy · 2017-01-18T15:04:01+00:00

Fuck didn't wrap it up last weekend, came to my senses like 2 minutes in and just went with oral. When it comes out of left field you just don't think about it, when you prepared it's all good. She said she clean and on the pill though. She has a stable job and was 27 (hopefully). Hopefully I'm good...after watching that though I've learned my lesson

Arie_R · 2017-01-18T16:22:26+00:00

I've heard this episode too. She may not have been deceitful; with a condition like hers (assuming that's true), she may have been told this when she was diagnosed and we know more about it now. Also, she may have been told the chances are very slim and she interpreted as 0, when rarely chances are absolutely 0. If he wasn't intended to get her pregnant, he should have used condoms. I have no sympathy for him.

The take home lesson is to be responsible for your end of reducing chances of pregnancy and reducing chances of giving/getting and STI and not to forego condoms until you are in a stable relationship where you trust the other person and you are both invested in the relationship.

EDIT: I would recommend this caller to get a paternity test before acknowledging the child as his.

wheresMYsteakAt · 2017-01-18T17:16:04+00:00

Can confirm. Ended up with twins this way. Before anyone asks, ofc I tested them both..... twice. Both mine = hello child support.

clme · 2017-01-18T14:40:47+00:00

The irony here is the male capacity for hamstering: interview this guy 15 years from now and he will tell you that having that child was the best thing that has ever happened to him.

Stythe · 2017-01-18T13:43:09+00:00

I used to think crazy was good for a fuck if I'm careful. I'm still careful enough that I might fuck lower level crazy and just cover my ass properly. ....or I used to think that. Now I'm just wondering why I'd consider it.

Case in point, recently I was about to plate a girl who I knew was drama because it would have been easy and no doubt fun. Except within 2 dates of hanging out she dropped enough red flags to bomb a small city. At one drunken point even going on a tirade about how she wants a family and kids and she's 31 and now knows what she wants and is tired of adult men who don't know what they want. Also she didn't usually do anything for men but I'm different and oh, she's drunk and, what? she 'wants my sperms?' Yea, I'm noping the fuck outta there. No sex is worth that crazy. Shes a higher level, though I've also had girls who say they can't get pregnant or have an iud or whatever. It's not worth the risk.

TrumpRules2016 · 2017-01-18T14:24:17+00:00

How is this shit even legal? Tricking a guy into getting you pregnant. It's freaking bullshit.

officerkondo · 2017-01-18T18:54:47+00:00

Wrap it up and never believe "I can't get Pregnant"

I just gave this advice to my son a few days ago. He's 12. He's started learning about how sex works, so now he needs to learn how it works for him.

allSmallThings · 2017-01-18T15:21:51+00:00

Good PSA, thank you for the reminder.

Also a slightly related PSA; don't circumcise your sons. Circumcision results in decreased condom use (due to decreased penis sensitivity), and causes a host of other sexual and psychological issues which are suppressed by the medical industry.

red_reality · 2017-01-18T14:47:49+00:00

BUT she does have a hot tub. That'd be cool to use once in a while.

judo_ftw · 2017-01-18T16:07:38+00:00

This one is hard for me. I'm 44 with Provider written all over me. Thing is, I fucked raw for 20 years and never knocked anyone up, and the urologist told me why. So....it would be trivially easy to focus on women with baby rabies and pretend to trust them, bust nuts deep inside each, and move on. Yes, STI risk, which is part of the reason I won't do it, also personal ethics, also I don't want to get emotionally attached, and younger women are funner. Still, tempting.

CitizenCinco · 2017-01-18T21:21:30+00:00

After reading this, my first question was what was this guys job/assets/status. That was this podcaster's (Stefan Molyneux) first question. Haha! (He seems really well articulated & has a great career)

kagetsuki23 · 2017-01-19T10:35:54+00:00

damn, men really need a contraceptive.

Bonesteel50 · 2017-01-18T15:23:07+00:00

Literally had a bitch drop this line on me. Hilarious i find it a common thing.

spideyx · 2017-01-18T18:39:29+00:00

Honestly, this pisses me off to no end. My wife (yes, yes, I know) actually has ovarian cysts and severe endometriosis. I wish that bitch ended up with them for real.

Yes, I mad.

Irish_Domination · 2017-01-18T22:38:16+00:00

Lying about cystic ovaries seems to be in vogue these days as a specialty of girls looking to get pregnant. I know at least 2 girls who claimed to be sterile because of them that are now single moms. I wonder why they go that route instead of lying about being on the pill?

vengefully_yours · 2017-01-19T01:40:27+00:00

I'm no longer in the gene pool, was surgically yanked out ten years ago, shooting blanks ever since. When I'm with a new girl, I wrap it and don't mention that my swimmers never see the beach. None of her fucking business that I can't have kids. The jimmy shows I don't want to. I'm not into getting burned with drippy flame thrower dick, red bumps, and death over a few years either. I decide when to go bareback, and it's after a test panel with a very recent date, with a girl who doesn't display any of the "crazy cunt behavior" I know so well.

I got caught in the oops I'm pregnant trap at 25, I learned the first time.

antariusz · 2017-01-18T07:21:20+00:00

I've been fucking roided up men for the past 15 years, they all cream pied me many times and I never got pregnant, but now I'm going to start fucking billy beta, oops.

harkrank · 2017-01-19T00:35:48+00:00

I think sometimes we need to step back and see the bigger picture, get a birds eye perspective of our existence.

Making a woman pregnant is never something that can be considered a mistake unless it is incest. All our struggles and all our glory will be forgotten in a thousand years. Nothing you make in your life will have any meaning a thousand years from now. Except from your genetical heritage.

That is the truth we try to deny.

Horus_Krishna_5 · 2017-01-18T20:21:45+00:00

I believed that lie, what should be an obvious lie, too many times. luckily either I'm sterile or they were telling the truth and couldn't get preggers or maybe there's a little me running around out there but then they'd be asking for cash so that's unlikely.

Mckallidon · 2017-01-21T19:07:38+00:00

Always assume she will get pregnant. Anal on first date it gtfo.

cmiovino · 2017-01-18T13:16:54+00:00

My partner actually has PCOS, aka Polycystic Ovary Syndrome. And yes, low fertility is part of this. It actually runs in her family.

HOWEVER, she has four sisters, two of which I know for sure have it and they ALL have kids. The two that are confirmed did want to have kids and with willing partners, but it did take them many years of trying. Also, one ended up with two. Just remember that 'low fertility' doesn't mean 99.9% effective like a condom.

For those of you who also want to know, yes, we do always use condoms and she's on birth control. Oral birth control actually helps treat some of the symptoms of PCOS.

We both don't want kids, but I sure as hell aren't taking any chances. In addition to covering my own butt now, I'll probably get a vasectomy too.

It's nice knowing PCOS helps out in the fertility dept, that she basically has to be on BC or things go nuts, and that I also use a condom. Can't be too careful.

messystoner · 2017-01-18T17:01:44+00:00

Why should one be weary of a lady quick to accept a strangers semen?

roeddit · 2017-01-18T12:56:44+00:00

Some interesting stuff from Molyneux starting around the 40min mark.

His position is that promiscuity damages women much more than men, therefore it's somehow immoral or wrong to sleep with women just for the sex.

Title	PSA: Wrap it up and never beleive "I can't get Pregnant"
Author	Flash-Lightning
Upvotes	199
Comments	131
Date	January 18, 2017 5:49 AM UTC (9 years ago)
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