someone is looking for a bailout

ManateeGag · 2018-12-13T03:24:44+00:00

Maybe if she remembered the whole "No Sex" thing 8 months ago...

ateliersin12 · 2018-12-13T03:29:23+00:00

So I'm a guy with money to burn, do I...

a) spend that money on escorts who are hotter and more fun than her, not worrying about some kind of attachment. Hell, if I'm rich enough, I can just get a sugar baby

b) give some random-ass, ugly-ass, pregnant ass-woman (yes, that ass hyphen is intentional) who wants nothing but my money and my emotional support, but won't even lay down like a starfish

DAMN, THESE ARE SOME TOUGH CHOICES TO MAKE!!!

EDIT: I'm actually a broke-ass dude, no money to burn, I was making a character up in my post...sorry if that wasn't clear enough

byronshadow · 2018-12-13T05:29:54+00:00

Take this WAATGM in and I guarantee the following will happen.

1) Cletus will show up. Surprise, he isn’t gone forever like she said. He’ll randomly get urges to play at being a father, fuck her, and have screaming matches. Often all three in one evening.

2) She’ll destroy your place. I’ve seen this play out before. It’s the perfect storm. Obese and depressed new mother rattling around the house all day. Fossiziled diapers hidden around her room, mud tracked on the carpet, menstrual blood on the bathroom floor...

3) She’ll complain, drag her feet, and spread negativity. She’s too good to work at Wal-Mart. Turning a bank statement over to the benefits office was too much work so she lost her food stamps this quarter. The HUD lady she talked to was judging her. The library’s computers are “gross”, can she apply for jobs using your prized gaming rig or work laptop?

4) This one is a rare triple-digit IQ WAATGM mooch. She’s going to know her rights as a tenant, for instance. She’ll know some basic psychological tricks too. IE, you’ll agree to take her to get groceries. You’re committed so she adds stipulations. Her friend is going too and will need to be picked up. And only the Meijer in the next town over has the crackers that Jaydyn/Neveah wants.

Edit: Gold? Thank you! I'm honored.

CoMaBlaCK · 2018-12-13T03:29:11+00:00

Key Point:

I doubt this will work.

Well, at least she's reasonable.

So, to recap:

the baby father wants nothing to do with her
the baby father's family wants nothing to do with her
her own family wants nothing to do with her
her own friends want nothing to do with her
she's offering no sex (there are some desperate simps out there with some cash)
she's offering nothing

Here: ______ that was the sound of nothing happening.

CaptainMaxelson · 2018-12-13T04:36:25+00:00

Let me just say.... I hate paying taxes.... I hate women like this who become burdens on taxpaying society.

With that said.... I would GLADLY pay a tax increase if only the gubmint passed a law requiring these cows to be sterilized.

Yeah I know it would never happen, but I'm just saying.... that is one of the few things I would gladly get in line to vote in favor of and pay for.

Shit.... maybe I can get some kind of charity organization going and we men can all start passing the hat around to scrape enough together to make sure that these first time offenders dont make a second, third, and so on crotch turd mistake again!

where_muh_good_mens · 2018-12-13T03:47:15+00:00

It is convenient and a curse that that she has no family, friends, or baby father.

Convenient in that she has preempted any questions you may have about her ability to get help; "no" was the general theme.

A curse because it explains exactly what is happening in her relationships so you know very well to avoid her completely.

Older_Miggy · 2018-12-13T03:44:12+00:00

2nd post just today that proves there's no such thing as a femcel.

Funcuz · 2018-12-13T04:09:40+00:00

All I saw in that profile was "run! run! run! RUN!!!!! run! run!" and so on.

ovaknight · 2018-12-13T06:12:42+00:00

I always wondered why they don't abort then I realised that women are wired to protect Chad and Tyrone's seed at all costs. Anyone can see that this world is set up for the alphas to breed and for the betas to just support the offspring.

GuacMerchant88 · 2018-12-13T03:50:32+00:00

She needs to contact her state social services. This is why we pay taxes to take care of people in these types of situations. I have a hard time believing that this woman's post is not more than she is letting on.

Also, I am assuming she is an athiest as if I were a woman in her situation I would go down to my local church for help.

I feel bad for the unborn child but at the end of the day women like this are given financial assistance at the drop of a hat. If she wants a safe place to stay the state or a church will work with her. She is being dramatic.

JPBooBoo · 2018-12-13T04:45:38+00:00

Simple solution: birth the kid and put it up for adoption. How hard is that? You're a train wreck, lady.

Dude_Mon · 2018-12-13T03:36:10+00:00

I would normally laugh my ass of but I feel bad for that soon to be born child.

weebkilla · 2018-12-13T05:55:49+00:00

What the fuck?

Go to a church or women's shelter you moron.

Tenth_10 · 2018-12-13T07:09:06+00:00

"a safe place to meet like a police station."

This made my day. How can she even say such a thing ? XD

Jonlife · 2018-12-13T08:14:08+00:00

Oh, now it's "no sex" after the fact. Sorry lady, but it Doesn't work like that. Back then people learned the hard way when they did something like this. Now she can walk into any social services office and reeee to her hearts content about how none of this is her fault. Tax payers like me have had enough of this nonsense

jjhova36 · 2018-12-13T04:12:39+00:00

One day, her neck will be as wide as her cheeks

MentalRecluse · 2018-12-13T08:53:26+00:00

This sounds like she is not looking for a "creepy" man but for the help of her fellow women.. Then she doesn't have to meet up at a police station, either.

I bet thousands of women would gladly help a "sister" out, right? R-right?

CptMoistPanties · 2018-12-13T06:19:05+00:00

i hate how some women think sex is evil

look lady, sex is part of any healthy relationship. Its how I show my love and caring to my fiance. Telling me I cant have sex with you is telling me I cant love you.

Not that i want to, but still

AshyBoneVR4 · 2018-12-13T07:29:46+00:00

Sad part about it is that there's a dude out there who will take her in. That being said... what a weird fuckin chin...

btoway · 2018-12-13T06:50:35+00:00

She looks way too old to be able to conceive

Blacqmath · 2018-12-13T08:35:30+00:00

Wtf. Just go to a shelter. Safer than hooking up with randos

JJ3314 · 2018-12-13T05:11:23+00:00

Jesus, this one looks like a real retard.

LaMasse31 · 2018-12-13T08:11:28+00:00

If her friends and family has turned their back to her, she might be a terrible person

Minorkaos · 2018-12-13T04:29:28+00:00

This dumb girl.... I feel bad for the children these dumbasses raise.

KralHeroin · 2018-12-13T09:41:35+00:00

How did she get preggers with "NO SEX!!!" :thinking:

sleepyweaselisawake · 2018-12-13T13:24:06+00:00

She's desperate for a bailout, but offers nothing in return. Typical entitled woman.

This woman, through her own shitty choices has no one to turn to because she's been a burden her whole life. Now her and her baby will be a burden on society.

There have been times when I needed to stay with friends while was transitioning to a new location/job. I always offered to cook, clean, and keep the fridge stocked with beer. The friendships have endured for decades.

For all you guys out there who are just starting out, cultivate friendships while you're young. Reach out when you need help and repay those people 10X when you have the opportunity. Gratitude goes a long way when it comes to maintaining your support System.

LewisCross · 2018-12-13T14:43:44+00:00

To the dilrod who reported this:

This is not "targeted harassment at someone else". This is a comment on a public post put on a public website containing information the poster decided to make public about herself. If you post a photo of yourself on a dating/OLD/meetup/advertisement site, and you write things about yourself using your real photo, and you do so PUBLICLY, you have no privacy interest in it and it becomes public fodder for people to discuss publicly.

No names are used. No identifying information is being published such as locality where she lives or works.

There is no harassment going on . if you publish information about yourself using a photo of yourself and state things about yourself IN PUBLIC, people can lawfully comment on it. Commenting about public information that that person chose to publicize ABOUT HERSELF is NOT "harassment".

Get. The. Fuck. Over. Yourselves.

Rabb1tH3ad · 2018-12-13T06:04:20+00:00

She couldn't even be arsed to put on makeup to take a picture. That's clearly makeup added in one of those makeover apps.

ForNowICanSee · 2018-12-13T06:26:24+00:00

"Where did all the good men go?"

kyledontcare · 2018-12-13T06:44:25+00:00

Check with the financial institutions you're interested in.

AncapGhxst · 2018-12-13T06:48:38+00:00

I hope she has to deal with her bad choices

TheDemonWhoComes · 2018-12-13T07:39:45+00:00

nO sEx! NO SeX!

the_unseen_one · 2018-12-13T12:15:09+00:00

I have absolutely nothing to offer you but obligation and responsibility for my bad choices, and I am not even offering to cook and clean your home, but still no sex! Devote yourself to me and my fatherless bastard in exchange for absolutely nothing!

omegajelly200 · 2018-12-13T13:33:02+00:00

No sex

You know a woman is worthless and pathetic beyond all measure if all the attention she is getting from men has to do with sex.

Like you know............a whore?

Actually worse than a whore, because whores get paid and don't get lied on.

bobbbsanders · 2018-12-13T05:47:26+00:00

That sad man.

ManReggie · 2018-12-13T07:14:16+00:00

Would throw her $5 had it not been for the 12 rolls of fat around her neck.

thebrownesteye · 2018-12-13T09:43:44+00:00

I'm not a whore!!!! But nobody that knows me wants anything to do with me!! Again, I just need someone dumb or lonely enough to help me. Please message

boisdevie · 2018-12-13T11:42:35+00:00

Bet she looks terrifying without clothes and makeup

cdc194 · 2018-12-13T13:53:16+00:00

She kinda looks like that giant cockroach from MIB wearing human skin for the first time.

DemonGroover · 2018-12-13T11:12:03+00:00

She is hardly desperate if she isn't even willing to give some poor Simp a bj for his troubles.

Fantoche_Dreemurr · 2018-12-13T11:17:14+00:00

Note the way she slathered herself with makeup and takes a specific facial pose to shave a few pounds off her face.

Also note that she basically asks for free rent forever with the sole condition being "No sex". Whoever takes this moron in will never get rid of her

RedPill-BlackLotus · 2018-12-13T13:33:54+00:00

Fine, no sex! You win. Dont sit on me.

Look at the cheeks on that one. Shes like a harpy chipmunk holding the nuts of previous simps in her cheeks.

AllahHatesFags · 2018-12-13T14:36:18+00:00

Why should any guy help you? You are offering absolutely nothing and are expecting some hapless simp to give you room and board. The entitlement of these cunts is mind-blowing, she is literally expecting some guy to take care of her only because she spread her legs for some other guy. I can see why the baby daddy wants nothing to with you.

No job, nothing of value about her whatsoever, is a total drain on the taxpayers, and kid is probably going to grow up to either OD at best or be a mass shooter at worst. People like this should be forcibly sterilized and branded.

Westernhagen · 2018-12-13T15:55:34+00:00

To the guy who knocked up this horror-pig: dude, wtf?

grassfed-stoic · 2018-12-13T09:00:31+00:00

I hope someone on whatever forum she posted that on directed her to a shelter, social services really need to be involved. That poor, poor baby it’s so sad to see how this cycle will perpetuate.

Saturnix · 2018-12-13T11:56:22+00:00

NO SEX! ONLY MONEY!

BoughtenCockloft · 2018-12-13T12:40:47+00:00

Thos sexy jowls

SirKolbath · 2018-12-13T12:46:26+00:00

“If you meet an asshole in the morning, you met an asshole. If you meet assholes all day, you are the asshole.”

Nobody seems to want to have anything to do with this woman. It makes me want to ask her what she thinks the common denominator is.

Because if you ask me, it seems pretty fucking common.

MxCmrn · 2018-12-13T14:56:02+00:00

Aside from begging, she isn’t offering anything. She makes it abundantly clear she not a live in hooker, but says nothing about what she will do to pay her way. At least offer to do some laundry SMH

[deleted] · 2018-12-13T19:12:05+00:00

she's a single jobless women guise

Also LOL, she wants someone to house her and her kid for free. And once you do that, you're likely to be unable to force her out when you're sick of her shit because of tenant laws.

I-N-S-T-A-L-L · 2018-12-13T12:29:19+00:00

While I disagree with the sentiment, looking at her appearance, I would have no problem not having sex with her if I had no choice but to support her.

otakuzod · 2018-12-13T15:12:01+00:00

Beggars can't be choosers, lady.

SeawardLips · 2018-12-13T15:38:53+00:00

That's the heaviest jobless/homeless person I've ever seen.

1st10Amendments · 2018-12-13T16:21:08+00:00

So nobody who knows her wants anything to do with her, she’s 8 months pregnant, homeless and has a bad attitude, and is offering nothing in return for rescuing her from the consequences of her own actions (whatever they may have been)?

Where does Sir Save-a-ho sign up?

quesoburgesa · 2018-12-13T17:26:55+00:00

Does she not understand how those arrangements work?

oh_no_aliens · 2018-12-13T19:08:15+00:00

She looks like the pilsbury dough-nut.

richbeezy · 2018-12-13T19:30:25+00:00

Wonder why all her friends and family want nothing to do with her? They must ALL just be some very bad people.

Or she is a bitchy cunt that is too lazy to get a job? I’m going with this as the explanation.

Naz-One · 2018-12-13T20:03:06+00:00

NO SEX!!! NO SEX!!!

DON'T WORRY!!!

She's pregnant and her face looks as though it's made of marshmallow. Her eyes are squinty, because her face is full of fat. She need not worry about getting mauled by a normal straight male.

loneliness-inc · 2018-12-13T23:22:50+00:00

No sex! No sex!

Don't worry Hon, we don't want to have sex with you.

Cristoff13 · 2018-12-13T23:34:42+00:00

In a way, this post actually answers the whole "where are all the good men.." question.

Here is a woman who, through a combination of bad genes and bad lifestyle, is well below average in looks. Yet she found a man, probably considerably better looking who was willing to have sex with her and probably stuck around for a while. Her male equivalent would be a basement dwelling incel. Compared to men, sex and romance for women is ezy-mode. So if this lady can find a man, just about any woman could find at least a decent man - if they actually wanted to and were willing to lower their standards that is.

Jamesony1 · 2018-12-13T17:19:47+00:00

nysien4136 · 2018-12-13T22:06:31+00:00

Well this train wreak made me chuckle

IcebergHermit · 2018-12-15T05:50:33+00:00

Her best option is to call what is known as a crisis pregnancy center usually run by local Christian church community they can provide her with some help with a place to stay And the baby. At this point she needs to look at religious charities. And yes I’m serious.

Title	someone is looking for a bailout
Author	TGWWHOW
Upvotes	380
Comments	186
Date	December 13, 2018 3:22 AM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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