THE ULTIMATE TINDER CHEAT SHEET

UPDATE: I'm quite aware some of this info is old and overused, if you have something new/creative/funny that you'd like to add to any of the below categories please post it and I'll add it (you'll be credited of course). I'm extremely surprised this thread has gotten as big as it has, it would be a shame not to build on it and make it better.

HOW TO USE THIS GUIDE

You should use these types of things as a template. Not copy. Much like taking notes for study, change it and make it suit you, learn from it, don't learn it. - /u/Juridical_Fuck

INTRODUCTION
Before we get started please read this excerpt on conversational threading which covers the fundamentals needed for engaging in conversation with women. Since you’re using Tinder and you’re not dealing with women face to face you have an advantage that gives you time to analyze what they say and then articulate a suitable response.

CONVERSATION THREADING
"When a girl is telling you her problems, she isn't looking for solutions."

Women use conversation to bond. That’s why you’ll see women on the phone with each other for literally hours. They’ll keep swapping stories and talking about what seems to us as pointless things. Therefore, for women, conversation itself is the goal.

Woman: “I love going to the Paris. It’s so romantic”

You: “Paris is my favorite city. I love the laid-back nature of the people”

You: “Yeah as soon as you arrive in the city you can feel the romantic energy”

You: “What is it about Paris that you especially love?”

I came up with these sentences in literally a few seconds. How? It’s quite easy- let’s look at the woman’s sentence one more time.

Woman: “I love going to the Paris. It’s so romantic”

In this sentence, there are at least three ‘threads’. These are parts of sentences you can talk about. In this case the threads were:

  1. I love…
  2. Paris
  3. so romantic

So you can talk about:
1. Things you love
2. Paris
3. How you find Paris/other places romantic

Read the full article here: http://www.reddit.com/comments/ovaar/since_seductionreview_went_down_i_thought_id/

PHOTOS

• All men should watch this video before they take their tinder photos: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qe3oJnFtA_k

• Wear nice clothes (see a stylist if you need help with colors and shades)

• Get an nice/expensive haircut.

• Then take some clear photos, photo shop and filter them if you want. Every girl you’re swiping for is doing the same thing.

• You can take a photo rock climbing to show you’re adventurous if you want (I never have).

ABOUT ME (BIO)

In my opinion your About Me should have some humor, no one likes a guy who takes himself too seriously. Your bio should also include some truth for example, if you’re tall you should add your height, if you’re a quarterback maybe include that too.

When I was young, girls didn't like it when I pulled their hair... Funny how things change.

It's hard being a single dad. Or so I hear. I wouldn't know. I don't have kids.

OPENERS

Here are some openers that have worked well for me in the past. The last opener is something I made up today and it’s got the best results. I really encourage you to come up with your own opener as well. Using an over-used opener shows a lack of originality and she won’t be impressed.

  1. Your parents will not like me. I will fall short of almost all of your expectations. I will ruin your credit score. But if you let me have sex with you I'll make you the happiest woman in the world for an entire night. Or 15 minutes. Actually probably more like 5.

  2. I don’t normally give out compliments to girls I just meet but you have great taste in men.

TRANSITION

If possible make an observational comment on her photos or bio. If you can’t think of anything worthwhile to say. Ask her a questions about her. People love to talk about themselves but they also don’t want to be barraged with questions. Ask one or two questions now and save the rest for later. REMEMBER: Pay close attention to how she responds and refer back to conversational threading. The aim is to turn this into a free-flowing natural conversation between potential lovers. You could even transition into the question with a ridiculous statement like this:

“There is something you should probably know about me before you get too attached. I have a vested interest in global domination and I’m a major distributor of methamphetamine. But that’s not important let’s talk about you…”

QUESTIONS:

What are you most passionate about?
If someone wrote a biography on you what would the title be?
If you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go and why?
What clique did you hang out with at school?
If you could meet anyone alive or dead, who would it be?

Later on in the conversation when you’ve started to reach a deep emotional connection, you might ask these questions.

DEEP QUESTIONS:

If everyone looked the same what would make you stand out?
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?

To keep things fun and exciting why not play a game, crack a joke or try a riddle. Here are some examples below.

The Truth Game

Keep asking questions back and forth and the other must answer truthfully. This is your chance to get things sexual. Feel free to use these questions….

What is the craziest place you’ve ever had sex?
What’s your favorite place to be touched?
What’s your favorite sexual position?
Have you ever slept with a co-worker?
When was the last time you had sex?

5 QUESTION GAME

For this game you tell her you’re going to give her 5 questions and all she has to do is give an incorrect answer for each. For example you might ask, ‘What colour is the sky?’ and if she says, ‘Pink’ she wins the round…

Ok let’s start…

  1. What country do we live in?”
    [HER ANSWER]
  2. What app are we using?
    [HER ANSWER]
  3. What day is it?
    [HER ANSWER]
  4. Wait, how many questions was that?
    (More often than not she will say, “3” and you’ve won because she answered correctly.
  5. If she’s smart and catches the 4th Question say: “Oh, you’ve played this before, haven’t you?” When she says No, she forgot to lie and failed.

FUCK, MARRY, KILL GAME

You name three celebrities and she must decide who she will Fuck, Marry and Kill.

MASTURBATION JOKE

Did you know that 93% of all women masturbate in the shower?
(They respond.)
“Do you know what the other 7% do?”
(They say no)
“Oh…so you’re one of the ones… who…”

BANTER LIST

When she says something funny:
You are the 3rd funniest person I’ve spoken to today.

When she compliments you:
Is that what you say to all the guys?
Is that one of your pickup lines?

When you have something in common:
We have too much in common. We’d fight all day long. And I’d win.

When she’s angry:
You're so cute when your angry

When the topic of your relationship is brought up:
We would be bad together, all fights and makeup sex.

Backhanded compliment:
Out of all the [first name] [last name]'s I know, I think you're my favorite.

When she’s misbehaving:
My mom warned me about girls like you.

If she slightly overreacts:
Whoa you need to calm down, you are out of control.

When you’re feeling insignificant:
When are you going to take me to dinner and buy me fancy things?