Female Tourist Goes To The Islands And Is Not Feeling The Music... Tries To Shut It Down!

Stank_Floyd · 2021-11-14T21:47:31+00:00

She's built like a thumb.

Dipdrizzle · 2021-11-14T20:54:35+00:00

Women are the worst to deal with as a DJ

killbillten1 · 2021-11-14T21:32:24+00:00

She has the same body as Danny DeVito

PilotProgramme · 2021-11-14T21:59:30+00:00

She went to Jamaica and expected to hear Cody Johnson.

throwawaybear61 · 2021-11-14T21:28:01+00:00

Ugly and stinks, and that’s just the personality. I won’t insult its appearance. Too easy.

Autopeddler · 2021-11-14T22:06:04+00:00

Built like a transmission

Bruce_The_Triple · 2021-11-14T21:32:53+00:00

Frank Reynolds body

DARRKxJARRED · 2021-11-15T00:48:04+00:00

Her dad bod is wild.

Lordar90 · 2021-11-14T23:08:37+00:00

We should open mental asylums again.

ABadPlayerVG · 2021-11-14T22:40:56+00:00

how entitled do you have to be to do this shit

HauteProperty · 2021-11-14T23:49:52+00:00

I can imagine the conversation...

"Turn this off and play Reba!"

"Ma'am what is Reba?"

"I want Luke Bryan or Kelly Pickler NOW!"

"Security!"

Im_The_Daiquiri_Man · 2021-11-15T05:33:44+00:00

It’s never a good thing to have A cup breasts with a D cup body.

sunniJay_x4 · 2021-11-14T22:46:03+00:00

How do you go on vacation to an island and forget to shave your bush? That’s just nasty 🤢

bothteams79 · 2021-11-14T20:58:32+00:00

Ugh. More chins than the Beijing white pages.

BuddhasRoadTrip · 2021-11-14T22:07:02+00:00

That thing shouldn't be allowed into stores that sell bikinis.

Significant_Help_167 · 2021-11-14T20:46:30+00:00

What an idiot.

JakeDC · 2021-11-14T22:44:41+00:00

Jesus Christ. If we could harness the energy of white female entitlement, we could solve the climate crisis.

ArthurHaroldKaneJnr · 2021-11-15T00:25:30+00:00

Where's Whale Rescue when you need them?

TrillBillyDeluxe · 2021-11-14T21:44:52+00:00

Built like Danny Devito

MontyAlmighty · 2021-11-14T21:45:38+00:00

I thought Chris Farley was dead..

KippySmith · 2021-11-14T22:38:01+00:00

I hate when trashy people can afford a vacation. She’s the type who hates kids playing in a pool too I’m sure

Callous_Mat · 2021-11-14T23:23:04+00:00

Twat.

pyr0phelia · 2021-11-15T00:45:26+00:00

The amount of resistance that man showed to not crack her across the head was astounding. She even kicked him.

MrZimothy · 2021-11-15T02:30:50+00:00

Anybody know what lube they used to squish jack black into that bikini?

kaosethema · 2021-11-15T06:15:09+00:00

They pushed her back into the sea but the whales threw her back out.

Createx9 · 2021-11-14T21:33:18+00:00

I hate people

buckeyenut13 · 2021-11-15T01:17:18+00:00

r/fuckyoukaren

Edit: Holy shit, that's a real sub!!! 😯

heckler5000 · 2021-11-15T01:02:21+00:00

Ew. This is the time to be ashamed of oneself for a variety of reasons.

bigz3012 · 2021-11-15T01:45:10+00:00

imthebeastwho · 2021-11-15T04:21:04+00:00

Body built like a big toe.

billsmashole · 2021-11-15T05:33:36+00:00

Thats an angry beached whale

MalibuStasi · 2021-11-15T13:39:48+00:00

This, my friends, is a cunt.

With a gunt.

paleotow · 2021-11-15T14:25:09+00:00

oh man I did not need to see that flash of monster bush...

Eddy_Vinegar · 2021-11-15T16:44:34+00:00

Landwhale

ImOldGreggggggggggg · 2021-11-15T17:05:53+00:00

She looks like a not sexy version of Danny Devito.

OldMackysBackInTown · 2021-11-15T17:10:33+00:00

Her poor husband is probably throwing back 2 dozen drinks at the bar refusing to get involved and is preparing for her to come back and talk his ear off about something he genuinely doesn't give a fuck about.

MaddestChadLad · 2021-11-14T23:13:19+00:00

But why?!? The music is soooo goooood!!! 🎶

Natuasi · 2021-11-15T03:27:27+00:00

r/FuckYouKaren

BadMuthaFunka · 2021-11-15T02:02:13+00:00

I truly believe the Karen syndrome mainly affects white middle aged women, science get on it and find a cure please, we can only take so much stupidity.

bluesydragon · 2021-11-15T00:05:28+00:00

she can literally get beat the shit out of her and nothing she can do running back to her country about it xD

TheGreatBabyfella · 2021-11-15T04:21:35+00:00

They should have told her to go back to her country

ScopeSided · 2021-11-15T00:10:49+00:00

dude the music was pretty decent

spaceba11-1 · 2021-11-15T01:13:32+00:00

Must be from texas

resisting_a_rest · 2021-11-15T04:02:44+00:00

What does it say about society when the comments here are more about how she looks then about how she acted?

slurmfactory · 2021-11-15T00:49:42+00:00

Trash

they_are_out_there · 2021-11-15T01:42:59+00:00

WORLD STAR! Woot!

woodenmask · 2021-11-15T01:53:04+00:00

What could she possibly be saying?

isaacpop · 2021-11-15T02:02:26+00:00

I still cant believe people like this exist

cakebreaker2 · 2021-11-15T03:36:29+00:00

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donkey_doug665 · 2021-11-15T04:01:11+00:00

🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

TrippyWallFlower · 2021-11-15T04:32:43+00:00

Why is she built like the Pillsbury Doughboy

ghoulzzzzzz · 2021-11-15T04:53:50+00:00

How are these human whales not ashamed of themselves?

Redditartedededed · 2021-11-15T08:01:09+00:00

I'm surprised it mentioned her gender rather than her race.

Nik8610 · 2021-11-15T12:30:50+00:00

What islands and country are meant by "the islands"?

S1rD0nM4x · 2021-11-15T12:46:00+00:00

DJ was like: 🗣 Security 🕺🕺

vmt_nani · 2021-11-15T12:50:21+00:00

Why isn't Margaritaville on loop?!?!

NovaCain08 · 2021-11-15T13:56:01+00:00

She looks like Baby Girl Lisa from 90 Day Fiance.. this is something she would pull too

ItsCold_ItsCold · 2021-11-15T14:33:52+00:00

She's just mad none of them will fuck her on her sex tour lmao

MmmmFloorPie · 2021-11-15T16:14:51+00:00

I don't like to insult her physical appearance because there are lots of awesome people who have the same build as this woman and I'm sure reading those insults is hurtful to them.

I'm all for calling out bad behavior though, and this woman is clearly an entitled bitch.

cloudsoffinlanduwu · 2021-11-15T16:14:56+00:00

Fucking malnourished dehydrated nutsack.

RC_COW · 2021-11-15T16:58:20+00:00

Pretty sure shes got downs

ohbenito · 2021-11-15T17:08:29+00:00

female corky cant dance.

SubieB503 · 2021-11-15T17:12:10+00:00

I hope she gets diarrhea

jlester0606 · 2021-11-15T18:20:10+00:00

How much beer/alcohol/drugs would it take before you'd consider fucking that thing?

lolerin · 2021-11-15T18:24:46+00:00

r/FuckYouKaren

Rol9x · 2021-11-15T18:35:05+00:00

The result of all inclusive and free alcohol...

LowRoar · 2021-11-15T18:39:50+00:00

What a disgusting creature, I hope it does not survive the journey home.

wanderingT1diabetic · 2021-11-15T19:00:54+00:00

Should have been laid out. Tired of karens

Philsie · 2021-11-15T19:49:27+00:00

Frank Reynolds in drag.

InvisibleMuse · 2021-11-15T20:09:16+00:00

What a complete asshole. Shame to women everywhere

Scaryunderwear · 2021-11-15T20:50:32+00:00

Thelma? Where's Scooby and the rest of the gang?

tbuckley1019 · 2021-11-15T21:53:07+00:00

I was sad that a leg sweep didn't happen.

BodyProfessional7936 · 2021-11-16T08:57:21+00:00

Well the music is kind of shitty indeed

h70541 · 2021-11-17T00:01:57+00:00

Jesus even a tropical vacation could fix that bitchy attitude....

God help their poor partner and family...

ThaGnoll420 · 2021-11-18T00:45:50+00:00

Always the fat ones 😂

yomamaswatchin · 2021-11-19T17:05:13+00:00

Bikinis should be banned for anyone over 150 lbs with exceptions. That's right I said it. No one wants to see your foopa hanging out or your back titties or your stomach that kinda looks like a bean bag chair that got sat in. Thank you for listening to my Ted talk.

WHAMMYPAN · 2021-11-28T08:21:21+00:00

Dammit....all she wanted was to hear some Kid Rock and Freebird...Jesus!!

gcousinz · 2021-11-29T23:02:50+00:00

What a fucking fat munter, and racist gobshite

princelydeeds · 2021-11-14T21:44:42+00:00

I don't ever use this term but if you ever want to see what white privilege looks like....

nosoupforyou · 2021-11-15T00:53:04+00:00

What was her complaint? Too loud? Just didn't like the type of music?

I mean, I can understand if it's too loud but she really shouldn't try to touch the equipment. Sometimes DJ's will play the music so loud that it's deafening.

Ok. I admit it. I much prefer quiet relaxation over loud party music. Especially if it's someone else insisting on everyone hearing it.

ArsePotatoes · 2021-11-15T15:32:47+00:00

Stupid racist pissed up wench. I do not claim her.

Likabali · 2021-11-24T03:18:41+00:00

Feral broke ass sugar Momma wanna be...was hoping for a racist comment from her so that she'd get decked

Title	Female Tourist Goes To The Islands And Is Not Feeling The Music... Tries To Shut It Down!
Author	Significant_Help_167
Upvotes	1967
Comments	188
Date	November 14, 2021 8:45 PM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/PussyPassDenied
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