West Elm Caleb Dates Like a Girl; Women of TikTok OUTRAGED!
So evidently there is a 20-something gent in Brooklyn, 6'4" - pause for short guys1 to vent a raging "Hah! We told you so!!" - nice square jaw from the one photo I saw, and who works (again evidently), as a furniture designer at West Elm.2 who behaved rather like a cad on dating apps, and it turns out that the ladies no likey. Caleb is, per the "J'Accuse" of the TikTok Ladies, a Ted Kaczynski-level Love Bomber, as well as a Serial Ghoster.
"The Feministas of the 60s broke the pussy cartel. They hoped it would give women freedom. Instead, women won the battle, but lost the war."
-From, The Sayings of Chairman Zaitzev
The problem ladies have is that 90% of dudes are not in the top 10%. Being hypergamous, they want to keep their options open...until they snag a top 10% guy, and then, suddenly, they want exclusivity.
I first became aware of Caddish Caleb from Twitter, where I maintain a fake account to troll my friends. Someone posted a video from a tall (like 6' tall) woman named "Kate" who admitted that she wanted to add Caleb "To her arsenal."
That's important. Kate wanted Caleb and to keep her options open, but then got MAD when he was doing the same thing. Given that Kate only wants guys taller than she is - and, IMO, short guys, you are not missing out - and that she has a future, IMO, as a Norwegian kitchen witch, or possibly and evil stepsister, one would think she would want to lock a guy down.
At least two other gals made videos about him - some blonde girl who as kind of basic and an Asian chick. What we know about Caleb is that he liked a lot of strange and was keeping a bunch of girls on the go.
Evidently he rolled out of Basic Blonde girl's bed on Saturday morning, took Kate out that night and possibly Sunday. He and Basic Blonde had been dating for 6 weeks, so she says, which means that she was his "comfort food" for nights when he didn't otherwise hookup. Not sure how the Asian girl fit in, as I haven't researched it.
"The most SAVAGE thing you can do to a woman demanding equality, is to give it to her." - Paul Elam
So there are a few things that Chad Caleb did that I disagree with. Evidently he was not upfront with the ladies about not being exclusive. I am clear about being non-monogamous and he might not have been. I say "might" because this is the women saying so, and women are notorious for hearing what they want to hear.
He also - allegedly - sent an unsolicited dic pic to someone - NEVER do this by the way. It def is creepy and weird. That said, the woman evidently agreed to meet h him again, thus he status as a Chad is confirmed. I think she was fucking him already and his dick game was on-point (even if his "game" skills were not.)
He also allegedly lied about being off of Hinge or whatever but I assume everyone lies about that.
Oh, and now he's doxxed, and up on a billboard. Angry bitches be ANGRY.
Bottom Line: App for Meaningless Sex Delivers On Its Promise of Meaningless Sex; Feminists OUTRAGED.
Takeaways:
A. Hell hath no fury like a player girl who gets PLAYED.
B. Never send unsolicited dic pics.
C. Women want equality when it favors them, but special treatment when it doesn't.
D. Be upfront about your non-intentions. It still won't save you, but still.
1 I have come around on this. I think the short guys have a point. It doesn't mean that everything is easy for tall guys - I assure you, it is not - but they do have a point.
2 West Elm should capitalize this by naming a bed after him and some other items - perhaps doorknobs - after his girls.
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