All of my commitment-phobic exes…

Zurflu · 2022-03-24T18:23:17+00:00

Damn, they should have chose better. 🎻🎻

Jaelismyhomegirl · 2022-03-24T18:44:51+00:00

I feel sorry for those kids

applestorm · 2022-03-24T19:57:15+00:00

I know a guy who whines to everyone willing to listen to him how his wife baby trapped him thrice. Like sir, I could maybe believe you if you said she had one baby on you but three??? Three???

Determinedblonde · 2022-03-24T18:18:14+00:00

Fools. I know an acquaintance’s friend who claims to have been baby trapped. Dude didn’t wear a condom with an intended ONS…no mate, we don’t feel sorry for you.

BasieSkanks · 2022-03-24T19:53:33+00:00

I have absolutely no sympathy for men who get “trapped”. They should take responsibility for their own fertility and either get a vasectomy, use a condom, or abstain from sex. Everyone knows how babies are made, so I don’t know why men act surprised when nature works the way it was intended.

iaintgonnacallyou · 2022-03-24T20:39:19+00:00

I don’t believe that women can baby trap men. Men can either wear a condom or get a vasectomy. It’s their own fault.

JulyParade · 2022-03-24T20:18:23+00:00

If he's 100% on childfree he'll get a vasectomy. Anything else is a red flag.

CusterHadItComing · 2022-03-24T16:59:57+00:00

They aren’t trapped, they trapped those women.

If they really wanted to be child-free, they should have gotten vasectomies. It just goes to show LVM will float through life with no plans, fucking up women’s lives as well as their own.

Squeakendorf · 2022-03-24T19:28:56+00:00

You ever notice how a lot of men who whine about child support or being baby trapped or whatever didn't actually do anything to prevent it? Like this guy I worked with had 4 kids he was (bitching about) paying child support on and told me whenever he hooks up with someone he says he'll pull out and then doesn't. Like A) that's assault, and B) how far up your ass does your head have to be to think that's a good idea? Fuckwit.

FineDeliciousSnakes · 2022-03-24T21:41:10+00:00

They “trapped” themselves when they decided to orgasm inside of a vagina 💫 great work m’dudes

basicbiddy · 2022-03-24T18:40:13+00:00

Respectfully, I have to push back on “whoops babies.” No such thing as a whoops baby, if you cum in a women she will likely get pregnant.

No-Conversation-3823 · 2022-03-24T19:00:27+00:00

🥴I love it when a no good 🧟‍♂️ irresponsible broke man believes any sane women will trap 🪤 him with a life long responsibility aka a child.Very bold. Sir literally all you have to offer is community D and debt(Liability personified), Now get back to work while I focus on the ceo of your company.🙄🥱

CoffeeAndCorpses · 2022-03-24T22:33:18+00:00

If a guy is planning on being childfree, it's pretty easy to get snipped. Kinda sounds like they're not as childfree as they thought.

GoldDigger2LVM · 2022-03-24T18:00:20+00:00

I love how LVMs are like “oh she baby trapped me,” as if he had nothing to do with the baby making in the first place

shimmerprincesskitty · 2022-03-24T22:33:23+00:00

no guy gets trapped- that completely takes away their responsibility in creating the child. They should have planned birth control better.

also men leave whenever they want- these guys aren't trapped- they're prob just waiting to cheat etc while having a whole family at home.

FancyCocktailOlive · 2022-03-24T20:47:36+00:00

I don’t believe they’re trapped. I believe they impregnated those women on purpose and then trapped them so they could go around and claim to be baby trapped “woe is me, those damn single moms”.

slippinonsemen · 2022-03-24T20:33:52+00:00

they were cancers or why the crab emojis?

wet-plants · 2022-03-25T11:12:00+00:00

“Trapped”? Or they claimed they were child-free but then didn’t take any responsibility for birth control by getting a snip or wrapping it..

If they want to be child free theres no reason they shouldn’t have just gotten a vasectomy

Title	All of my commitment-phobic exes…
Author	rwilkz
Upvotes	466
Comments	48
Date	March 24, 2022 4:40 PM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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