Is this girl really in the position to be making these, or any demands? Very large woman demands perfect male specimen.

HolyGourdofJerusalem · 2021-01-27T00:21:37+00:00

this was posted before

once you have been traumatized by the sight of those ham hocks, you never forget

gentle_lemon · 2021-01-27T00:31:38+00:00

For a woman that has to wear a garbage bag for pants she sure has a lot of demands.

thisisnotyourconcern · 2021-01-27T00:47:03+00:00

If a male said the same thing...

Fat women swipe left

A 'woman' without a BMO between 17 - 25 is not a woman. Sorry not sorry

Smoker and/or 420 friendly. No vices... Like, ever (although to be honest I kind of agree with this one).

Can't bake the best cakes on the street? Sorry, not interested!

Cue the fucking screeching.

ToxicMasculinity1981 · 2021-01-27T01:31:47+00:00

This has got to be satire. Its just too egregious for it not to be.

panzer22222 · 2021-01-27T00:41:26+00:00

Her knees are so fat cant tell if this is a front or back photo

yellomachine · 2021-01-27T00:46:18+00:00

So a tall, healthy, wealthy chubby chaser, who likes obnoxious brats. Well that should be an easy man to find....

warlocc_ · 2021-01-27T01:47:04+00:00

Shooting for the moon with a squirt gun

ProgmusicHans · 2021-01-27T02:16:56+00:00

I guess ''I don't have a man because no man meets these insane standards'' sounds better in your head than ''I don't have a man because I bear more resemblance to several species of oceanic megafauna than to an actual human''.

zdul · 2021-01-27T02:17:05+00:00

One would need to make at least $100k just to feed her yearly.

RoleplayPete · 2021-01-27T01:26:25+00:00

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diorIchigo · 2021-01-27T02:26:16+00:00

She wants a man that makes 100k a year and 6 ft? What does she bring? Excess fat?

Pimp87 · 2021-01-27T04:29:31+00:00

Does she make $100K? So much for equality. Women still hypergamous as fuck.

And what's with the knee bellies? Like for real.

She's that gross at 24? Lololol. She's not going to hit the wall. She's going to knock the wall over.

mustangfrank · 2021-01-27T00:48:24+00:00

This has to be a skit from SNL. I laughed though all or her parameters. This cannot be real.

Awesomeo70706 · 2021-01-27T00:47:45+00:00

Can someone please hit Kevin Samuel's oompa loompa music.

Thatsyourissue · 2021-01-27T00:51:52+00:00

Is that skirt made out of hefty bags?

One-Move · 2021-01-27T01:10:53+00:00

Sorry, 120lbs cut off

darkskinx · 2021-01-27T04:37:20+00:00

damn , i'm 5'11 * sad *

Creed89B27 · 2021-01-27T06:38:01+00:00

Garbage bags arent pants

C20H25N3O-C21H30O2 · 2021-01-27T06:40:05+00:00

Delusion is a side effect of social media.

warlocc_ · 2021-01-27T02:42:25+00:00

Hey, it's ol' Halloween Trash Bag.

Hard to forget how someone with that nickname can have demands at all.

loneliness-inc · 2021-01-27T03:47:18+00:00

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NuclearTheology · 2021-01-27T06:23:15+00:00

If "Champagne on a beer budget" had a dating profile

2021-01-27T16:21:59+00:00

I remember the day I've updated my profile with demands of all kinds: no fats, no moms, no +30, no fake blonde hair, no tattoos. I've got tons of matches, but toons like x10. Most of these were first messaging me and insulting me. "how you dare no moms", "who do you think you are? uh?", "no fats? what's wrong with you?". And things kept going.

ViciousDextroShade · 2021-01-27T02:51:28+00:00

She is going to die alone unless she somehow loses 100+ labs in a year or two.

2021-01-27T03:20:56+00:00

Her skirt looks like a garbage bag, I suppose it matches her attitude...

MKUltraExtreme3 · 2021-01-27T03:37:05+00:00

Excuse me while I go puke... 🤮

Sumfuc · 2021-01-27T03:42:27+00:00

“.”

pghcrow · 2021-01-27T04:47:50+00:00

Well she is wearing a garbage bag

thedukeinc · 2021-01-27T06:28:48+00:00

It’s a hobbit.

Mystic-Crayfish · 2021-01-27T06:28:59+00:00

Break you backs and crack your oars men!

Jaguar-spotted-horse · 2021-01-27T07:05:44+00:00

She wears Glad bags for shorts and has a height requirement? Says a man under six feet is not a man? The delusion of these broads is unreal.

custos_uk · 2021-01-27T08:06:30+00:00

Her pose says low confidence, I don’t think this photo matches the profile....

swansong19 · 2021-01-27T08:13:08+00:00

Which way is she facing?

EffectiveBlackCat · 2021-01-27T08:20:24+00:00

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=U-jXMeo4a4k

NickTesla2018 · 2021-01-27T03:16:43+00:00

Here's my new girlfriend, Boulder. : (

2021-01-27T03:17:52+00:00

maybe this is what they call phat ass.

2021-01-27T03:54:07+00:00

Awww... but I want a disgusting pig of a girlfriend!

Blackbarnabyjones · 2021-01-27T04:02:00+00:00

She forgot, got marshmallows? Swipe Right!

IamBammBamm · 2021-01-27T04:08:31+00:00

✅ Forever alone

Cursedwithknowing · 2021-01-27T04:18:25+00:00

Who wrapped gelatinous goo in a garbage bag? It seems to be leaking out.

Pimp87 · 2021-01-27T04:30:47+00:00

Legs bigger than an elephant, swipe hard left please. Thank you 🤢

manimopo · 2021-01-27T05:01:29+00:00

LOL I love how y'all marked this nsfw

FreeJSJJ · 2021-01-27T05:34:09+00:00

So what's a 420 chaser?

Tiger88b · 2021-01-27T06:14:53+00:00

She is 24, will awaken with time. Wait for another 5 years

Buchwild · 2021-01-27T06:16:23+00:00

She got back titties 😂🤣😭

saberwarthog · 2021-01-27T07:43:47+00:00

She can demand whatever she wants, but the thing is nobody is obligated to follow her demands... It's a simple application of the laws of supply & demands.

As a late XXth century philosopher once said "you can't always get what you want"....

lorum_ipsum_dolor · 2021-01-27T12:46:31+00:00

I hold this profile up as evidence that women simply can't stand rejection. This girl knows her smv and rmv are abysmally low so she's decided to employ the strategy of preemptively rejecting everyone. It's a little bit like turning down a job that you were never offered in the first place. It's all just a coping mechanism for a self esteem that knows exactly where it stands.

Edit: vocabulary

2Hours2Late · 2021-01-27T13:32:03+00:00

It’s a tinder tantrum. She got wounded because she wasn’t matching with anyone, and came up with this garbage to take out her frustrations on men. Ironically this just pushes her further away from any potential matches.

Alturius · 2021-01-27T13:40:59+00:00

All Negatives with absolutely nothing positive to offer apart from a decapitated photo of her wearing what looks like a bin liner - a plastic bag used to collect waste/garbage/trash. How appropriate! It adds a whole new meaning to the phrase "taking out the trash" if you dated this woman!

i_accidently_reddit · 2021-01-27T14:04:00+00:00

to be fair. you'd have to make over 100k to afford feeding this whale, and be fairly tall not to get swallowed by one of her fat rolls.

2021-01-27T08:04:11+00:00

Hey does masturbation affect my gains?

super-happy-throw · 2021-01-27T11:05:50+00:00

A lot of bold claims coming from someone who looks like a hobo with a trash bag skirt

1Supersnapper · 2021-01-27T11:15:54+00:00

“Can’t deliver a metric ton of Oreos daily, swipe left.” Must have cut that one off.

captainsaveahoe69 · 2021-01-27T12:17:39+00:00

She'll get plenty of offers. If you don't think so, search for the pig woman experiment.

Itburns12345 · 2021-01-27T12:46:32+00:00

Cant Make under 100k

Hmmmmmm

Reality check. Google search(could be wrong but sounds about right its from 2019 yahoo finance source yougov ) Says just under 9% of americans are in that bracket!!!!!

Id imagine a lot of them are 40-50ish and id say at worst 5- 10% are female!!

Willumps · 2021-01-27T13:43:55+00:00

I mean, this profile has got to be a joke right?

shoeshine_stan · 2021-01-27T14:01:36+00:00

can’t tell if this is her front or backside

Dandeeasalion · 2021-01-27T14:20:49+00:00

I would love for a guy to put on his tinder profile, "over 300 lbs? Not happening" and then see the profile appear on TwoXChromosomes with the title "WAAAAAH UNREALISTIC BEAUTY STANDARDS".

I mean shit, it really wouldn't bother me so much that women said stuff like this if they could just for the love of god handle it in return.

thefilthyhermit · 2021-01-27T14:44:10+00:00

Is she wearing a trash bag around her ass?

2021-01-27T16:39:14+00:00

She's wearing a trash bag right?

defiance211 · 2021-01-27T21:14:55+00:00

Her knees look like a couple of UFOs flying together

Zhiriyawo62 · 2021-01-28T00:51:41+00:00

Humpty Dumpty sat on wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall

Past-Difficulty6785 · 2021-01-28T03:01:09+00:00

Hmmm...but is she facing me or is that her from behind?

Yalandunyali · 2021-01-27T11:01:12+00:00

What does her weight got to do with her having demands?

Why would only thin girls have the right to having demands?

You do know that there are plenty of men who prefer big girls over skinny girls, right?

RunawayGrain · 2021-01-27T12:59:36+00:00

"24" so one stone weight for each year?

i_hate_mayonnaise · 2021-01-27T13:05:57+00:00

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

j3wbacca996 · 2021-01-27T13:12:00+00:00

She says she not 420 friendly but judging by those ham hocks I am doubting that

Nerdialismo · 2021-01-27T13:24:37+00:00

I don't mind having demands, but she can't complain if she never finds a man in her life.

megazordwhippin · 2021-01-27T13:51:22+00:00

Yuck. I’ve never wished a left swipe on someone before, but....

2021-01-27T16:14:14+00:00

Damn, I have all the requirements but the 6 feet I am 5,99,9 feet

DrDog09 · 2021-01-27T18:28:22+00:00

Nice garbage bag motif she has going there. The shorts, er garbage bag is only pennies apiece so why does she need $100k earner? She is really the essence of slob.

Martellus732 · 2021-01-28T01:12:36+00:00

Look I like pigs but I draw the line at beastality.

Lameador · 2021-01-28T16:37:40+00:00

She looks like a troll. Unfortunately, she might be serious.

I am sure that a few texting, plsu some fake meetings where she is sent far way would be fun. If she's trolling, she could take some of her own medecine too.

reignoferror00 · 2021-01-28T22:39:04+00:00

Scrolling and halfway down the picture I wasn't sure if this was a front view or back view.

2021-01-29T09:43:16+00:00

Lookin like Grimace from McDonald’s

Blood-Candy · 2021-01-29T14:42:38+00:00

"diet and exercise? Not interested"

georeddit2018 · 2021-02-07T15:56:32+00:00

She looks like a can of busted Pillsbury biscuit dough.

Few_Establishment_95 · 2021-05-26T11:16:35+00:00

Well we don't have godzillas but she exists 😂

Title	Is this girl really in the position to be making these, or any demands? Very large woman demands perfect male specimen.
Author	BigOleLegs
Upvotes	831
Comments	160
Date	January 27, 2021 12:17 AM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/l5rpcf/is_this_girl_really_in_the_position_to_be_making/
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