I've had to tell 6 girls to go get tested for STDs in the past three weeks, four so far are positive. Always wear a condom from the beginning of sex, you big sluts.

Pointwest418 · 2015-05-27T12:05:42+00:00

What were their reactions? I've always wondered how a conversation like that would go down (not in a, "I should try that" sort of way)

RafaSystem · 2015-05-27T10:06:35+00:00

That's what happens when you think with the wrong head

omigahguy · 2015-05-27T15:27:29+00:00

Michael Scott: How did this happen? How did I get this?

Dwight Schrute: Sometimes it can lie dormant in a woman for years. They might not even know that they have it.

Michael Scott: You know what? I feel like one of those old tiny sailors in VD. [In pirate voice] Aye, it's me own damn fault. Girl in every port.

Dwight Schrute: What port? The Jan port? The Holly port?

Michael Scott: Don't even. Holly was clean, okay? If anything, I gave it to her.

Dwight Schrute: You may have.

Michael Scott: Oh my God. What if I did?

Dwight Schrute: You need to contact Holly. You need to notify her, that she is crawling with herpes.

Michael Scott: Okay. You know what? Might, might be crawling with herpes. I might have gotten it after her.

Dwight Schrute: You need to contact every woman you've been with and notify them of your herpes infestation. It's the right thing to do.

Michael Scott: There is no way I'm going to do that

denmaur · 2015-05-27T19:29:40+00:00

In my last long term relationship, we both got tested, were negative and went condomless thereafter. I don't see a problem with that. I was willing to take my chances that she wouldn't cheat on me.

CS192837465 · 2015-05-27T14:57:55+00:00

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What is this?

DrBorisGobshite · 2015-05-27T19:43:37+00:00

TLDR - Don't be silly, wrap your willy

Kaizerina · 2015-05-27T13:07:28+00:00

And wear them always, whether or not you're a slutty person.

Chocobo_Eater · 2015-05-27T12:31:43+00:00

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TheXXL · 2015-05-27T14:29:44+00:00

Ever heard of AIDS? i give you a hint, its neither something only gays catch, nor something thats curable, and guess what? its deadly.

guitarpwner · 2015-05-27T20:31:09+00:00

Straight from one of my health courses:

No risk, No potential: No Risk - ex. kissing

Yes risk, No evidence: Negligible Risk - ex. hand stuff, BJ's with barrier

Yes risk, Yes evidence (under certain circumstances): Low Risk - ex. BJ's without barrier, intercourse with barrier

Yes risk, Yes evidence: High risk - ex. intercourse without barrier

2015-05-27T16:34:05+00:00

At least it was only chlamydia as that's the least serious of the stds. I've had it once before with no symptoms and took pills for a week and it was gone. Not really too bad of an experience.

Smartare · 2015-05-27T16:36:31+00:00

Thank you. I need reminders like this sometimes. Because just like you say its easy to get cooky.

ItalianKitten · 2015-05-27T18:21:05+00:00

I don't mean to offend anybody, but in present times who doesn't wear protection when fucking around?

Come on, people!

2015-05-27T14:47:12+00:00

There really are some wet lettuces on this sub.

makesyoudownvote · 2015-05-28T01:24:24+00:00

And I found out the hard way 2 months ago that condoms do offer complete protection against Herpes or HPV.

Wear a condom, buy a Scroguard, or similar product, AND be careful who you sleep with.

2015-05-28T05:33:42+00:00

chlamydia and gonorrhea aint so bad. its' herpes and hiv that's scary as fuck.

treefrog24 · 2015-05-28T06:20:26+00:00

Good advice. To add... You might not show any symptoms for weeks and could be passing it on thinking your ok. Also I jump in the shower right after if I can.

2015-06-01T21:51:36+00:00

Did you have the symptoms first? I've been raw dogging it like a mad man for like... ever

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2015-05-27T23:10:19+00:00

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masterrod · 2015-05-27T19:33:23+00:00

good stuff...people need learn to wrap up..

2015-05-27T21:21:17+00:00

Impressive you manned up and did what you had to do. I guarantee you less than 5% actually do something like that.

dafuqey · 2015-05-28T01:40:38+00:00

But condomless is much better,,, just find one precious girl, be committed and dont worry about std.

Orion053 · 2015-05-27T15:58:30+00:00

TIL Charlie Sheen uses Reddit

Gitanes · 2015-05-27T23:07:56+00:00

All this just to tell reddit that you had sex with 6 girls?

DecimoX · 2015-05-27T16:58:51+00:00

Whats semi-risky sex?

vandaalen · 2015-05-27T17:12:25+00:00

Relevant

2015-05-27T20:16:04+00:00

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Curri · 2015-05-27T14:01:49+00:00

One of the poor girls has already had treatment complications, (which I'm paying for)

...Why?

ShitfacedBatman · 2015-05-28T09:20:10+00:00

Sloppy and desperate PUAs fucking it up for everybody, no doubt.

Google "Tinder+STD."

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